Weekend open thread
I know I’ve used this photo before but looking in my inbox and reading Daniel Bernath’s emails made me think of it again. Life must be real tough when your name becomes an internet punchline.
Irony: Bernath says that we’re afraid of him, that all of our commenters have abandoned us and the next post about him gets 150+ comments in a few hours.
How does my ass taste, Dan?
I’m thinking that Danny thinks Ancestry.com is a dating website.
Category: Open thread
FIRST!!! Neener, Neener
CLAW131.. Damn You beat me !!!!!!!!
I like this part: ‘Life must be real tough when your name becomes an internet punchline.’
How apt. Now we can coin phrases such as ‘pulled a bernath’, ‘dumber than bernath on a good day, and of course, GT’s inestimable ‘lump of bernath’.
I love it.
And that is the Truth Lol….
I just watched my dog drop a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress right next to what appeared to be large and nasty lump of Daniel Bernath.
I’m FIRST YEH !!!!!
Heeeeee. Hawwwwwww
Oh well next weekend I’ll be first Lol. 🙂
Skippy, in order to be first at anything, you must be/have a :
D-Dedication
I-Interest
P-Perseverance
S-Stalwart
H-Hair Trigger
I-Impregnable
T-Taint Tickler (the most important requirement in success at being first in all endeavors.)
Big Smile, Buddy !!
Nice.
🙂 🙂 🙂
Absolutely great
John, I do believe this emails need to be published for more DRG laughter
*those, stupid fingers
How about video of a DRC meeting?
aw fuck…give up on videos after this effort.
I would, but the Bar Association people get a bigger kick out of them.
Excellent point Jonn, I’m sure they are the talk of the California Bar Association
Kick as in evidence that will get him disbarred so fast all he’ll leave is a vapor trail?
I can live with it.
Well busy week of jury duty again. I did not get selected for any trials. It seams the lawyers on both sides did not like my answers about the UCMJ. And I did not mention Wall to Wall counseling once.
P.S Bernasty still sucks!!
What!? No wall-to-wall counceling!? Getting soft in your dotage.
True story about shitty lawyers, jury duty, and a damn fine judge. Years ago, a certain judge was presiding over jury selection when a potential juror who is a defense atty in private practice was called. In answer to a question going to his ability to be impartial and to decide the case on the facts presented, he said, “No.” The judge was all ears as the guy was asked “Why not?” The guy repeated that he was a defense atty and that he could not be impartial, that he would favor acquittal no matter what the facts. Well, that judge went whatever is greater than ballistic, running up one side of the guy, then the other, promising to testify at his disciplinary hearing that he assured the schmuck would occur, and then calling a recess to contact the state bar. It was a beautiful thing. I admired that judge before that day and loved him thereafter.
Daniel A. Bernath: It must suck to have your whole world come crashing, much like your plane, down around you by your own doing. Oh well. Fuck you Danny you scum sucking bottom feeder. Better brush up on your lawerin’ skillz from what I here.
Damn auto correct: hear
This looks like a cheesy Vegas ambulance chasing commercial LMAO ! ! !
Please remove the video before I have to chase down both some eye and ear bleach…geez, I never thought I would hear shit speak.
Dear God in Heaven.
I wonder if the Bar is using this since he is holding himself out as an “Attorney At Law” but not that he is unable to practice law in Oregon.
Oh, and that area code is Oregon.
If all TAH’s commenters have fled, how come people keep commenting here? I’m still here. Never left.
For dinner, chicken sauteed in olive oil, butter and garlic with a little white wine. When it’s cooked, put it on a plate. At the same time, boil up some long pasta like cappellini, drain it and add it to the pan drippings with some broccoli florets. Give it a good stir, put the chicken back in the skillet, give it a few minutes more to keep it hot, and then plate it. Add some nice crispy garlic bread, olives, carrots, and zucchini strips and maybe some pickled mushrooms, and a nice glass of white wine. And for afters, big, chunky strawberries.
And, yeah, I’m on a tight budget for a reason: I’d rather save my money for important things than waste it on what is not important. The strawberries were Driscoll for $1.49 a pound.
That is all.
Dry or sweet white wine?
Because I can point you in the direction of a good winery in Upstate NY that might tickle your palate.
Jonn or one of the other admins can give you my e-mail address.
Either will do, Joe, because the flavor stays after the alcohol cooks off. I have a massive selection available from several different places, all within a 20-minute drive. I use also white wine for pollo en salsa poblano gratinada.
Right now, I’m stuffed to the gills. 🙂
Thank you!!!
I have a couple pork chops marinating in Newman’s Own Italian salad dressing (works great for chicken, too. Yes I know, try it), and will grill ’em over live coals. Baked sweet potato and mixed veg on the side, all washed down with a crisp, chilled white wine.
Guess this make me an islamophobe and a racist, and I don’t care.
Pork chops or skinless boneless chicken breasts marinated for about 48 hours in Italian salad dressing taste terrific when grilled or cooked in a skillet, and a store or generic brand will do a fine job.
My favorite steak marinade is one part Worcestershire sauce, one part teriyaki sauce with a dash of red wine and a bit of Samuel Adams beer, I’ll also put just a small dash of beer on one side of a steak right after I flip it over on the grill, that trick does wonders for hamburgers as well! NO, no beer is needlessly sacrificed or wasted, I’ll put just enough in a spoon and put it on the burger patty or steak and drink what I don’t use on the steaks or burgers.
Sorry Bernath, still here and commenting. I have three cousins that are lawyers. They have all been amused/disgusted by your antics. I have been forwarding your stuff for years. I have to stay so they can get their laughs and professional jokes to forward to colleagues.
Channeling my inner Chevy Chase.
This just in: Daniel A. Bernath is not now and never was a US Navy CPO! He is, however, IMO a DA and a DS.
(The letters “D” in the last sentence above abbreviate “Dumb” and “Dip”, respectively. You’re call as to what you wish to believe the letters “A” and “S” stand for. [smile])
1. AAA+nus
2. Shite (said with Irish acsent)
Close enough for me. But others may have a somewhat different opinion, perhaps. (smile)
I was thinking the following:
1 – DAO
2 – BFDH
3 – DWBOF
Oh damn! A jug of Knob Creek followed me home. Hate when that happens. Can I keep it?
Although I’ve since quit drinking, I know from experience that you’ve got a damn good bottle there. Just be careful; that’s 100 proof! ;o)
Congratulations on your sobriety..IF you ever get the urge, email me. Rebelhasacause@gmail.com Both my kids and I still belong to AA for spouses and children of alcoholics 30+years after I tossed his ass out. I’ll help anyone who needs it. How many years…either way congratulations….
No more than 18 more shopping days until John sKerry announces The Iran Deal and seals Mr. Obama’s legacy.
Poor catheteraddict, Danny Bernath. Actually, I don’t feel sorry for him at all. But he *is* a poor, sad excuse of an individual.
I am watching Alaskan Bush People and a thought came to mind.
It is the last day of deer season before the long Alaskan winter, you need meat …
Off in the distance (well within range) you see a big ass buck (BAB) grazing and a disgraced lawyer wandering around talking to himself and yelling at squirrels …
What would you do?
As Linda Richmond once said, “here is a topic, talk amongst yourselves”.
I would shoot the Buck, then kneecap the Bern… I mean lawyer. I’d bend all of his catheters and leave him for polar bear food.
Don’t poison the polar bears.
Picture this scenario:
You’re out in the Rocky Mountaims on a beautiful sunny day on a bluff overlooking a gorgeous whitewater stream and waterfall. You notice a couple of canoes with members of The Dutch Rudder Gang in them barreling toward certain doom via the waterfall. You have the choice of either rescuing them or taking a once-in-a-lifetime prizewinning photograph. My question is what shutter speed do you use?
All stressed out by the DRG?
Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes– maybe a pastoral field with a babbling brook. You’re there on a lovely summers day….You’re holding someones… head under the water. You let them up for a moments breath of air, then BLAM! back into the water! Again, again, and again! There. Feel better?
I settle for the thought of the camera shutter going *CLICK!* as I take said prizewinning photo of the DRG critters going over the waterfall in their canoes.
But what would we have for entertainment if they died? And who would buy the administration here new cars?
Yes, much better for the moment. Between all the members of the DRG, they are about 1999 (of 2000) fries short of bag of McDonald french fries.
Shoot the buck. I wouldn’t want to contaminate our wilderness.
On a side note, the people on that show are not held in high regards up here. If you ask an Alaskan about them prepare to get an earful.
They stay at the Icy Straits Lodge in the town of Hookah and only go out to the bush to film. The land they “stay” on is leased and has a night watchman that fuels the generators. The cabin that “they” are building is actually being built by local contractors. The people with guns that ran them off at the end of season 1 was a neighbor shooting fireworks in the air because the production helicopter was flying over his property scaring his 4 year old child. They are frauds that owe 10 ‘ s of thousands of dollars that do nothing more than make Alaskans look like bag oops. . Fuck them.
Sorry if I ruined the show for you. Rant off.
Thanks!
Thanks a fuchting lot.
Yeah, you ruined it!
Sorry. I just can’t stand those d – bags.
Hoonah not Hookah. Apparently my phone wants to toke up.
I’d be amazed if in fact Bernath drove anyone off.
People are drawn to train wrecks, much like the one that is his life.
In the past he has claimed to have shut TAH down, gotten people fired from their jobs, put people in jail,… I’m certain that he’s a manipulator and part of his antics are a planned “crazy act” in an attempt to dodge future criminal charges with an insanity defense. He’s been a shyster and a conman in the past, and he’s never accepted any responsibility for his actions.
Bernlady is a habitual and pathological liar. A person like this actually believes in his own lies and will fight to the bitter end.
I’m 99% positive that this turd is keeping track via a journal but not computer of everything he said to everyone.
You’ve got a gift, either by birth or military training in tracking Bernlady. I know our girl Mary does supply info.
We decided to make BERNICE our new hobby. Although we spend 80% of our time trying to get my client out of prison as a framed murderer, we’ll spend 10% on our new cause BERNICE. My daughter thought that your of Bernath picture needed a new name…everything you and this wonderful group of commentators share are the best and appreciated by my family.
BoooooooooooHooooooooooo
Love it when he looks at Wiggy and says, “Torture”… lmao
When you mentioned torture something jumped in my brain. Who was the Military POW who used Morse code with his blinking eyes to tell of torture and starving?
That would be the late RADM Jeremiah Denton, who did so when forced to make a propaganda film by the North Vietnamese in 1966.
http://news.yahoo.com/jeremiah-denton-vietnam-war-pow-u-senator-dies-160045967.html
RADM Denton died in Virginia Beach, VA, last March. He was 89.
Rest in peace, sir. Rest in well-earned peace.
IMO Bernath is not worthy to have changed the man’s bedpan while he was in hospice care.
The Admiral was the Commandant of the Armed Forces Staff College when I was there. Impressive man. Friendly in the halls. Gave some interesting lectures. RIP.
That is on epic bout of laughter.
Ah, Crash, the idiot that never fails to amuse.
ROCK ON, Daniel A. Bernath!! I mean as in rock away in your rocking chair with your catheter after you GO GOOGLE YOURSELF!
I would actually like to thank Bernath for one reason: He brought those of us together in a way that not even military service could.
Otherwise, Crash-and-Bernath can go sit himself on the hottest piece of charcoal in the deepest pit of the nine hells, after pushing a barbed catheter up his urethra and past his prostate so he can urinate.
I just wonder exactly what this moron did while in the active Navy.
He was probably a pegboy.
I’m sure he spent plenty of time inside the barrel below deck.
“Thunderstixx says:
June 12, 2015 at 10:49 pm
I just wonder exactly what this moron did while in the active Navy.”
To save you the time reading back through the threads he was a Petty Officer 2nd Class who was a Photographer on The USS Yorktown in the late 1960s.
Well there is a photo of him taking a bath in a deep sink on a ship.
As you know, EVERYONE in the US Navy takes a bath in a deep sink voluntarily.
So he must have been highly respected by the crew and or been the perfect example of outstanding personal hygene for that photo to have been taken.
But what do I know …
Yeah, I had more time at sea, standing in chow lines, as compared to this mugs total Naval enlistment.
I’m certain that I’ve spent more time on station as a Door Gunner on a USAF Submarine than he’s had total time “feet on the ground outside the wire” in a Combat Zone.
But didn’t he catch the Agent Orange even though he was never anywhere near the stuff?
It was the “bug juice” served on the Mess Decks – someone called the orange flavored stuff “Agent Orange”
Maybe that was his tOpSeekrit kode name that gave him PSTD?
This weeks’ photo reminds me of what Rick Harrison (Pawn Stars) must look like every time Chumlee outshoots him at the range.
Nastypants, Thhppt! I’ll be sunning my buns on the beach this week and the only time you’ll cross my mind is when I smell something dead or step in bird shit.
So, I’m thinking that I’m going to self-identify as a small Asian lesbian in order to give my career in journalism a boost. Any thoughts?
A few…
None that are printable…
Yes I have a thought.
You combine the biggest loser and Big Brother.
You take one real vet and lock him in a house with 14 fakes. In a series of contest having to do with the military they compete to stay in the house.
The last one remaining wins.
You can call yourself Connie hung Chung
Don’t bother doing any research or fact checking. Don’t want to be a boat rocker or anything.
Hot Asian Chicks … You had me at Asian!
Just remember… if she has an Adam’s Apple and “packing”, you might be doing this:
You only make that mistake once!
Unless your name rhymes with Wickre.
One day some time ago, I thought i was going to self-identify as a buck-toothed double jointed redheaded Latvian Dwarf, then run away to join the circus. I soon thought “Why waste the time? I’m already part of another circus at work, why run off and have to start at the bottom of another one?”.
I just have a question: is that a male or female lesbian?
https://youtu.be/e4XnplSo8I4
It is raining and chilly in my kingdom.
I am going to make chocolate chip cookies and fix several pots of hot tea, continue to review Instinct’s partial manuscript (this story is GOOD!), work on my own stuff, and spend quality time with my cat.
To bring you up to date, Tina is in Kyrzakistan, 50 miles from the Kyrgyzstan border, and has just realized that she is facing the ‘Perils of Pauline’ when she gets her first glimpse of the Fully Automated Remote Troop Transport (FARTT). Meanwhile, the guys on the Team are about to learn how to hug a shark and make it wiggle with happiness, and BoomBoom and DT will busy themselves making a tank-stopping net of dental floss.
Michelle’s Excellent Summer Vacation
It’s GOOD to be the Queen!
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/white-house-balks-at-cost-mothers-agenda-for-michelles-italy-london-trip/article/2566187
“The White House Friday rebuffed questions about the cost of Michelle Obama’s trip with her mother and daughters to Italy and England next week…”
Raaaaacist! /s
Hey Bernie! Thhpt!
I’ve went through EVERYTHING that’s been posted about Bernath via Thisain’thell. Why would a moronic idiot keep up with his incredible crap? Just admit your a lying piece of shit and end it. This turd is going broke by all the lawsuits that were either filed against him or the frivolous lawsuits against anybody who disagrees with him. John shared he had a mommy problem. Wasn’t he breast fed long enough or did mommy cut him off before he went to Kindergarten?
The video or tapes where he tries to out talk the Judge or a woman Attorney hired by the Plaintiffs is mind blowing in my opinion.
For the first time in my legal career, I actually told the Attorney I hired to STFU in open court. I wasn’t held in contempt but thanked by the Judge. Does anyone know how many times he’s been fined for contempt of court? Those are paid before you leave court.
I’m in awe how John lets this roll off his back, but continues to make sure he gets what’s coming to him.
Bernath gave me his address in Florida and said lets get together for some serious screwing. This idiot thinks he’s a ladies man and he’ll end up someone’s bitch if Federal Prison one day. I decided to keep up on all lawsuits against him and those he files, then keep track on the California Bar Association claims of unreal misconduct. I’ve added mine and will testify before the Bar. This needs to end with him homeless and broke after he’s released.
I’m trying to track the ex Mrs and his children who he lost his license for failure to pay child support. He has to be hated by his own kids although now adults who watches mom work several jobs to support her kids. There is no word in the dictionary that completely describes what he really is. Hope you get your ass beat soon.
If you can figure out a way to get some cash out of him, let me know. I need a new furnace, and a new car wouldn’t hurt, either. 🙂 There are others he’s tried to whack who could be compensated, as well.
John Louis Woodward is first on my list to sue for the $15+K I got scammed out of. I had no clue that I could be awarded via his house insurance. The Bernice for his disgusting emails and messages. Woodwards I’ll keep. Bernice will be donated to Mary and Johns sites. It’s not like I haven’t heard the language he uses, its I JUST HATE THE BASTARD…
Do you have a reason to sue? If so message me with information and we can via the Bar…
Reb,
We have been down this road now for a while.
We don’t need any additional pile on activities.
Feel free on your own.
My estimate is that if you have a fight with him, take it to him but not thru here.
This is just my assessment, but what do I know …
Out.
YOU KNOW PLENTY and a very grateful thank you
Bernath has hounded me while accusing at least seven or eight innocent Men of being me, some extr dinero would be nice in helping me restore an antique Jeep I’m working on as well as a few other improvements at Infidel Central HQ®™!
Oh, and a Google search of “Daniel A Bernath Disqus” will bring up his latest lunacy on that venue.
The Force is in turmoil since Ms. Reb has joined us. This could get interesting. Welcome Ms. Reb!
I wish you had not mentioned: “Bernath gave me his address in Florida and said lets get together for some serious screwing.” Oh my. That will live in my memory forever.
Ms. Reb: don’t know if you came across it in your research, but he has put everything in the name of family members so he has nothing. As I understand it, his homeowner’s insurance bought TSO and Jonn’s vehicles, student loans, cigars, guns, ammo, etc. But, as I understand it, they dropped him and he is naked. TSO is the go-to on the real story from a legal point, I believe. Good hunting!
I used to watch this program about WHO’S THE BEST IN FIGHTING or something like that. Seal against Russian military, Buddhist monks vs New Zeeland, etc. So John, have you ever asked Bernlady to go against you? Shooting guns and everything you learned as a Ranger? Then they use paint guns on a battle between the parties. I have no doubt you’ll win, but doing this would prove without reasonable doubt after he pisses and craps his thong underwear.
My pa taught me self protection since a see one, then I learned stick fighting and just about every time on how to save my own life.
I’ve passed it down to my now 11 year old granddaughter. She’s now learning to stick fight from me.
When she was eight we took her to a park and had a friend who she’s never met to grab her. I was completely taken by surprise on what she did to get away. Twisted her arm instead of pulling away, kick in the knee as as be bent a kick to his face and didn’t stop until we pulled her off. She screamed at us yelling I was yelling help, stranger, rape and fire. Where were you? Watching you kick his ass. Then she said he’s your friend? Sorry mister if I hurt you. I have it on video and would love to share. Afterwards do you think she can go against Bernlady? She is much better now…
Someone should do a health & welfare check on Heavy Chevy, aka “Hollywood,” et al. The deal in Dallas sure sounds like his kind of wacky behavior – and one of the news readers said this mess ended in Hutchins. Isn’t that where the cheese man trained all those folks how to defuse this sort of situation? Waited to hear him bragging on camera about how he fixed this for everyone.
Does he still have a web site? I lost touch with all that. I have to commend him, Forging Frank and Round Ranger for going into hull defilade and staying there. But, if history is right, they can’t hold back forever.
You are correct sj. The Anal Defilade Position can only hold for so long. Eventually, like the turds that they are, they’ll pop out bacj into the open…
Do you ever get that empty, hollow feeling? Yu know, like something’s not quite right…like something’s missing?
Yeah, me too.
The same could be said for Daniel Bernath’s head. There were brain cells at one time, but they all jumped to their deaths upon realizing who’s head they were in.
Two remained. Both have died. From starvation of intelligence thought.
Here’s my attempt at a little weekend humor.
The officer said,”You drinking?” I said “You buying?”
We just laughed and laughed.
I need bail money.
10 days later, same stretch of road,same cop pulls me over.
He says “Your eyes look red, you been smoking weed?”
I replied “Your eyes look glazed,have you been eating doughnuts?”
Now I need more bail money.
June has not been a good month so far.
And Forrest Gump says “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
That’s all I have for now.
As the proverbial lurker it’s unusual for me to pop up and post anything, but today I kept getting clobbered with news about this Caucasian person who insists that she’s a negro and my wife yelled that she smelled smoke. That sometimes happens when I try to think. What caught me is that this piece of work appears to have the same MO as that which we have seen here countless times. There are stories about on some sites saying that she has been pitching letters into her mail box which indicate “Hate Crimes”, against her. We know that what Stolen Valor folks show is often, if not usually, the tip of the iceberg. Somehow, I feel that if this lady’s past is examined more, she will go down like a “Full Retard”, and you never want to go full retard. Next, time for me to check the cats and make sure that one of them isn’t on fire.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our own beloved United States Army on its 240th birthday today, Sunday 14 June 2015!!!
My father, my stepmother, some uncles, some cousins, a nephew, my biological father, my biological brother, and I myself all proudly served.
Today is an appropriate occasion on which veterans might choose to wear their full-sized medals, properly displayed on their civilian clothing, as per AR 670-1:30.6
Then, Brasso meet NDSM!
I liked using the “BLITZ” polishing cloth, but I can’t find them in any store.
Did they go out of business?
Word has it that a new book is coming out soon chronicling the rise and fall (to include public shaming) of All-Points Logistics under the weak-ass, felonious leadership of the False Commander Phil Monkress and his nefarious and ethically-challenged senior staff’s leadership.
It is titled “Lord of the Turds: The Fellowship of the Dildo”.
Though I do not think I will read it, I will most definitely ask Phony Phil Monkress to autograph it. It would make a nice addition to my collection. I think I will put it right beside my “General” Baxter and “General Maggots and Rice” Marrero coins. On second thought, maybe I should place it by my copy of the “Iceman” Max Taylor’s book?
Man, oh, man, I am confused! I need to figure this out!
Will it have a foreword chapter penned (likely ghost-written) by a TrAiL ASS-ASS-in?
I’ll wait for the movie, although I don’t feel too comfy in those little one person truckstop theaters…
The ESA’s lander, Philae, which landed a few months ago on Comet 67P, has awakened and sent this message home:
‘Hello, Earth. Can you hear me?’
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/philae-comet-lander-wakes-up/ar-BBl7mpk
Today is Flag Day too … I thinketh!
Yes, it is Flag Day, June 14, and it’s pouring off and on, so I will hold off until July 4 with the flag on the front steps.
Theresa,
We are getting that same front that is dumping on you in Montana.
Tuesday night it arrives.
Over 3.5 inches of rain so far today at the Slammintonio CS Chamber. Thank goodness I’m partial to CS2 powder – it’s a little more water resistant.
According to Brook Benton, it’s raining all over the World.
Yes, even here at home on the range, the skies are cloudy all day.
https://youtu.be/bDRbF80NKDU
I must say that CNN has achieved a milestone in hiring imbeciles, with this dumb, stumpsucking broad, who called the shooter’s attack on the Dallas police station ‘brave’.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/cnn-anchor-calls-dallas-attack-brave/ar-BBl6wpK
I wonder if she’d like to experience that kind of attack on her overpriced dwelling.
MSDNC is little more than a DNC propaganda outlet/Den of Liberal Idiots, and CNN is neck-and-neck with them in a close second.
That’s my picture. I was letting out what I thought was a powerful fart. I initially thought it was a powerful fart until I felt lumps, and it stayed “warm.”
I left a big brown stain not just on my pants, but on what I was sitting on.
That was the day I stopped blogging on my evidence blog. I left all the blog posts all over my pants and steps.
Cheese farts,
Dennis (Denny) Howard Chevalier