Timothy Dale Brown; phony SF living out his dreams
Our friends at Guardian of Valor send us their work on this fellow, Timothy Dale Brown, who claims that he served more than 30 years as a warrant officer in Special Forces. He says;
“I was a warrant officer with the 7th and 5th Special Forces Group for 33 and a half years,” Brown said. “I served in Panama, Bosnia, Somalia, Beirut, Iraq and Afghanistan. I guess you could say I was a human target.”
The National Personnel Records Center says that he has less than four years of service, he left the Army as a private first class, he enlisted to be a Military Police officer, he spent about a year as one in Panama until they decided he’d make a better mechanized infantryman in the 4/20th Infantry instead.Then he became a redleg at Fort Stewart, GA, went AWOL for a few days and then ended up on the street before any of his listed war-time conflicts ever began;
When Bulldog asked him to explain himself and his lies, Brown said that he was just living out his childhood dream. I don’t know what that dream was, but I’m sure it wasn’t to be a big-ass phony liar.
He rides with the Patriot Guard Riders, and they don’t require that a member be some sort of high-speed SF pretender, so we have to assume that he did it for himself, not for he anyone he was riding to honor. Here he is wearing his obligatory MC leather vest with his phony crap.
UPDATE: Apparently, the Patriot Guard Riders has severed ties to Brown and, like the Army, kicked him to the curb. I know for a fact that PGR wouldn’t have let him ride with them if they had known that he was a useless, lying fraud. They’re a good and honorable group. Brown probably could ride with them if he had just been honest with them. In fact, my cousin is a PGR member in Upstate New York and he’s never served a day in the military, but he’s honest about it.
Category: Phony soldiers
“He rides with the Patriot Guard Riders….” Yeah, my guess is that will soon be “He rode with….”
It may be more appropriate as, “He was dragged behind…”
How about ‘…he watched with tears in his eyes as he was left behind.’
I do not doubt he was left behind…..
Maybe we can read that he had tears in his eyes as something was broken off and left in his behind.
Maybe, in true “Sons Of Anarchy” style, the PGR will catch him still wearing their “colors” after kicking him out, and offer him, “the torch or the knife” choice. That’s my “cool thought for the day”.
I dont know Jonn, hes got a leather vest with blind on it. They don’t just give those away to anyone ya know. I’m gonna need more evidence, maybe “Faker 6” knows him
Always the leather vests.
We mere mortals are not allowed to make requests for the one and only, all mighty leader Dr John “Faker 6” Giduck. We can only hope and pray that he will make a grand and glorious appearance so that we all may bask in his light of truthfullyness and omni-presents.
Always remember what Nero said while Rome was burning…”Do you feel lucky punk?”
He’s legit, because everyone knows CW5’s wear a star on there uniform. Just another SF wannabe.
What a turd.
AWOL = Shitbag.
And I love the star in the picture at the top. Tight.
At least the PGR was proactive and did the right thing.
There is always another MC down there in Florida that would take this clown no questions asked.
Bravo Zulu to the PGR for doing the right thing and setting the example for other MCs.
To Timothy Brown, from a real CWO – FUCK YOU.
No NDSM.
Not a sniper.
Pfffftttttt
Word
According to GOV article he is also in the Legion. But based on his dates of service I am pretty sure he is not eligible for the American Legion, or the Legion Riders. He got out in Jan 82, eligibility date began again in August of 82.
Wonder what he used to join, and if they’re booting him?
Here’s hoping his Post is taking a good hard look at those docs.
And I’m sure the FOIA docs can be forwarded if needed.
Splash. Out.
Anyone here serve in the Army in this time frame? How do you make the jump from Mud Puppy to 13F all in the same enlistment? Did the Army let that sort of thing happen in the late 70’s early 80’s? Or is this a sign that he was a turd and he got dumped into a new MOS by his chain of command? Also, I don’t see his duty assignment listed as 11B/M when he was part of 4/20. Does CSC stand for Combat Support Company? Would they have had a MP platoon assigned to them?
In this maggot’s case MP stand for “Manhole Patrol”.
I was in Panama at about the same time. The CSCs of the day had 81mm & 4.2″ mortars, 106mm recoiless rifles (mounted on jeeps) and a Recon platoon. I think the MPs thought that he wasn’t MP material and sent him to an infantry company to save him (it was the VOLAR, the Carter Volunteer Army and no one got booted in those days). It looks like he was injured while being a mech infantryman and got reclassed to the artillery as a result. When he went AWOL, all bets were off. Reagan was president and we were relieving ourselves of the trash that we had coddled through the Carter years.
Tell you what Jonn, I can’t imagine the changes you saw in the Army in the post Vietnam era, through the late 70’s , then the 80’s under Reagan and finally the end of the Cold War.
Yeah, the Carter years kinda . . . sucked.
The Grand Wazoo.
It was really nice to get a CINC that seemed to give a damn about the military in Jan 1981.
amen to that!
There’s at least one alternate possibility, Jonn.
DDEAMC at Fort Gordon in those days had a fair sized psyche ward. I’m pretty sure it was on the 13th floor – that’s where Google says it is today, and I don’t think they’ve moved.
Headspace and timing issues could explain both of his MOS changes, plus the nearly 3 month stay at DDEAMC as a patient. Since he’s admitted he’s “living out his childhood dream” by making wild claims concerning a history he doesn’t have, that would also appear to be consistent with this thesis.
‘Course, as you noted poor aptitude for police work and a major injury could also explain the same thing. Dunno.
The other prevalent change from the 70s to the 80s was drug use enforcement, and I remember more than one addict being taken away to inpatient care. Not that everyone used- and meth, opiates and cocaine ended careers even in the 70s, but things really stepped up in the 80s.
Drug use was pretty prevalent in Panama, as you can imagine. Cocaine was readily available and cheap. Pot went for about $100/duffel bag (I was told). When he was there, there weren’t piss tests – so if he was in rehab, it had to be because of possession.
My addiction was much more expensive – little brown women.
I hear ya Jonn. Did a little short 2 weeker down there with 20th SFG and I was introduced to a “Date Gate” at Fort Clayton. Met some 7th Gp guys at the Loop. Too bad scumbagg President Peanut assed over and we lost it.
Make it brown-eyed dudes and toss in a bottle of Red Grenadine and you would have the only non-fiction chapter (eight or nine) of the yet to be published “Phil Monkress Chronicles: My Journey Through Fantasy Land”.
Non-fiction, of course.
Another thumbsucking booger-eating bedwetting inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey gets its due, enjoy your newfound internet fame, o broke-dick candyassed glowing unicorn gonad-gazing bucket of slug snot!
The star is the giveaway because a chief warrant officer is only equivalent to a colonel. Don’t take my word for it, ask any CWO.
If he had been a CWO, he would have never been found. Those guys are Casper the Ghost.
Bravo Zulu to the PGR’s for kicking Timothy Dale Brown to the curb. The only type of Ranger he be is one of them “Rump Ridin'” types.
“Two-hole” Ranger, indeed.
Well, at least he doesn’t look like he ATE the Ranger, unlike Teh Rotund One and 99% of the posers that become famous on TAH.
With all these pukes getting all the awards for serving, going AWOL and just generally being a shitbag I should get one for being a US Army Ski Instructor!!!
As a clueless civilian I have to ask: How do you qualify as a sharpshooter with a flipping grenade?
Well there is the old expression: “‘Close’ only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.”
I don’t know the answer to your question because I was Signal. I have thrown live ones and was as relieved as the NCO in the pit with me that I didn’t drop it.
I remember we had to qualify and the points were different for each level, but for the life of me couldn’t remember the criteria. Little poking around and found the answer: http://armypubs.army.mil/eforms/pdf/A3517_R.PDF
I reckon that if you stuck an M203 under an M24 one could be a Sniper Grenadier.
(sounds too French for me)
There were rings painted on the ground that the grenades were supposed to land in during qualification.
Of course, I only got marksman instead of expert because one of my grenades hit a rock and bounced out of the ring. 🙁
This turd’s facial features reminds me an older “Snake Eyes” Jordan.
How about it? Anybody else see it? Or are my old eyes failing me?
Awesome.
What a dipshit.
Dude’s gf is claiming he has service connected cancer or some shit. See it in comments of GOV post/site.
33 years! Damn, I should have known him!!!! (but I don’t)
We need some fraud trivia, what fraud boasts the longest time in the service? (This guy is right up there with them!)
TS