What if…

| March 18, 2015

Saw this story via several sources in the past 24 hours or so and I reckon many of you have as well:

“In effort to prove once and for all that owning guns puts Americans in danger, States United to Prevent Gun Violence set up a fake gun store and shamed first-time gun buyers into foregoing their purchase.”

I’ll leave it to you to decide if ya wanna watch the video at the link. It IS really funny in an ironic sense.

Thing is… I suspect, with some confidence, that this was simply a scripted exercise with actors. And so I started writing my own scripts.

Scene: A hole-in-the-wall shop in NYC.

John Doe#1: “I wanna buy an atomic bomb, can you suggest one that is easy to use?”

Dealer: “Here’s the one used on Nagasaki. Our government used one like it to kill thousands in Japan.”

John Doe#1:  “Oh my, I thought it was easy to end a war.”

John Doe#1 Street interview: “I’m shocked that these evil bombs actually kill people.”

Er, Um, My script actually makes more real sense than the yahoos in the video are trying  to convey. AND I’ve been working on a coupla others.

Just keep in mind that those dark, foul, hunks of metal are evil incarnate. They force humans to do evil things.

One last bit of perspective. Matches light fires. We need to rid the country of matches. If we do no person will be at risk of being burned up.

 

 

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JimW

That video was scripted with actors. Anti gun video…pure and simple.
Here’s my take for a script:
Gunship: This shotgun was used to kill a thug breaking into an elderly woman’s home. She had no choice, but to defend her life.
Lady: I’ll take that an do you offer any classes so I can learn to shoot well enough to do the same, should someone break into my home.
Gunshop: Yes, here’s a list of NRA trained instructors.
Gunshop: Remember when you need help the most, the police will be there in 20 minutes. Ma’m after you learn to shoot, you might want to upgrade to a concealed carry and be able to protect your family and friends. Here’s some information on that too.
Lady: Thank you, I feel much better knowing that I can defend myself at home when I’m alone.

Instinct

I’m just curious how many laws may have been broken by their little BS stunt.

If they opened a gun shop, and those were real guns in there, did they have a dealers license? Were they in compliance with the SAFE act? So many questions that the answers to could be amusing.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Wait a minute… is that cpt Lard behind the counter?

Instinct

Have to share this with everyone. This is the level of stupid we have reached here in the US – perfume that smells like a Whopper. No, sadly, this is not a joke.

http://abc7news.com/food/burger-king-to-sell-burger-scented-perfume/563239/

JimW

Should be a big seller in the White House, not only will the king feed us whoppers, now the prez can smell like one two.

Roger in Republic

So now when I walk past a good looking lady and catch a whiff of her perfume, rather than lusting after her body, I’ll lust after a Whopper. At least the burger will leave me satisfied.

Sparks

Roger in Republic…Roger That my man! $4.50 and you’re satisfied, no STDs, no cuddling afterwards and no buying it drinks.

B Woodman

Might finally make Obola attractive to Moochelle.

Sparks

JimW…The White House, Burger King’s King and you mentioned king all made me think of the new LAPD motto. Yea, they’ve changed the logos on the sides of their patrol cars from “To Protect and To Serve” to “We Treat You Like A King”.

JimW

King special….you want broken ribs with that whopper!

Sparks

Instinct…Really! I wouldn’t have believed stupid had gone that far. Vut since it has, I’m on the horn now…

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/b0bc8d_b0d62c55fe3d46e7b4d0dd335d6ac152.jpg?dn=Im_Tellin_Shaniqua.jpg

Instinct

Yep, but you need to put a warning up before posting links to that shit!!!

Dave Hardin

More polarizing bullshit from those that live in the land of OZ. Do these idiots have any idea what a gun that was actually used at any one of those crimes would bring on Ebay? Twisted but true. They are singing to the choir. The only people moved by this kind of pandering are those that already buy into the bullshit to start with.

What would have been funny was someone actually pulling a gun on them in a store full of unprotected weapons.

Ncat

Ban matches?!?!!?!!?? Matches?!!!??!? It’s swimming pools, man! Swimming pools! They’re the true menace! Do you know how many accidental deaths occur every year due to this scourge of wavy, shimmering, comfortable and innocent looking sirens of summer?? Well, do you? I didn’t think so, and frankly- I don’t know either. But at least I know not to trust these death ponds.

And don’t get yours truly started on the subjects of tree climbing, peewee football, lawn darts or jarts, bags when under the influence (and who plays bags if they’re NOT under the influence) and the epidemic of pointy sticks.

Instinct

Naw, man, it’s the freaking sleds. Sure, the look all innocent and Christmasy and stuff but they’re really just express rides to the hospital or THE MORGUE!!!

Why else do you think so many cities have banned sledding???

John S.

I loved my little deathtrap as a kid. It was a beauty to behold, crafted of steel and wood. Not to mention it was wicked fast.

Mayhem

Ncat – Don’t forget gardening rakes just randomly laying around, they are just as dangerous, not only can they leave one nasty goose egg on your forehead but if someone were to capture the incident on video….. I shudder to think what the repercussions would be.

Instinct

Dang, your right! In Plants vs Zombies those garden rakes will take the head right off a zombie!

BAN THEM FOR THE ZOMBIE CHILDREN!!!

3E9

I’m not concerned with guns, matches, or swimming pools. It’s those damn trampolines! Wake up people!

Pinto Nag

Got bucked off by a trampoline once. Never got on another one, the evil little buggers.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Had a windstorm blow my neighbor’s trampoline into our house a couple of years ago. One of the legs went completely through a wall into a second story closet.
Yep. Those things not only buck you off, but chase you as well.

jjak

It’s probably scripted, but if someone actually tried to do that, wouldn’t the customer leave when they realise they were being trolled and they weren’t going to be able to buy a gun there?

John Robert Mallernee

Were those supposed to be NEW firearms being offered for sale?

That Uzi had some scratches in its finish.

Yes, considering how nearly impossible New York City makes it to purchase a firearm, I’m convinced that whole thing was even more phony than they advertised.

I doubt those were actual shoppers, but more likely, paid actors quoting lines from a script.

By the way, one common mistake that is perpetuated is citing our “Second Amendment right” or our “Constitutional rights”, et cetera.

Our rights are inherent and UNALIENABLE, and for that reason, cannot be enumerated.

Our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America exist primarily to severely limit the powers and responsibilities of government, not to grant rights to private citizens, or to impose restrictions on the populace.

The existence of Amendment II is to guarantee our ability to, if necessary, spontaneously rise up in armed revolt against our own government, and that’s why private citizens MUST be as equally well armed as soldiers and/or police.

Thunderstixx

I’m doing my part on that, my friend…

Jordan Rott

Here is my script:

Fake store owner: “So you want to buy this here Kalashnikov? You do know that guns are the leading cause of death in gun related murders right?”

Shopper:”You’re right, Guns kill people, maybe I shouldn’t get one”

Fake store owner: “Then what are you going to do when someone breaks into your house with a gun?”

Shopper:”Maybe I should get one then”

Me (Coming out of the back of the store):”Get the fuck out of here you bitch, make decisions on your own don’t let others make them for you”

And at the end of the video there is a print out for a 100$ off coupon you use towards the purchase of an AKM

Sparks

Jordan Rott…That was great my man! Coffee on screen and keyboard via nose.

Sapper3307

So far the NYPD has kept their mouths shut about the gun store. If it was set up their would have been MRAPs and SWAT teams all over it whether it was real or not.

Sparks

*Folks this is TMI for some…so keep scrolling*

Guns? Hell, ban sneezing! After heart surgery at home, I was constipated…badly. So trying to go EASY but get it done, I’m sitting there holding my heart pillow and yep, here it comes, a big ass sneeze! Not only did it feel like it ripped my chest open, I was suddenly and PAINFULLY DONE with the constipation. Thought I had busted the porcelain! Butt felt like I’d done 6 months in county lockup. So I vote, “take the guns leave the sneezes”!

David

and now you will never trust a fart for the next 6 months….

Thunderstixx

DAMMIT !!! Spew alert must be given before you post that shit again !!!
It is funnier if you understand exactly how you feel when it happens !!!
And, believe me, I do !!!
Sick fucker….