Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith; M2 Bradley Special Forces
Scotty sends us his work on this Johnny Joseph Wesley Smith, who was quite a badass is his day, Here, let him tell you about it;
I’m askeered, ainchu? He must be legit, I mean, look, he wears Under Armor T-shirts and a ruck.
But, his FOIA says that he was a Bradley infantryman and his only assignment overseas was a trip to Korea;
There’s no Ranger tab, I can’t find any assignment to the 3rd Ranger Battalion for him and his claim that he was an “operator” for the UN is just ridiculous. The UN doesn’t have operators, they don’t even have non-operators. The UN depends on member countries to supply the armed forces for their operations.
I guess his Joint Service Achievement Medal wasn’t enough for him.
Category: Phony soldiers
Must be one of them “sekrit naked rangers” of “Task Force Rat Brain”
More like ” Task Force Dutch Rudder”!
I don’t care who you are…..that there’s just funny as hell.
Dude is felcher.
“Retired out of NATO” to be with James.
Clown.
“Retired out of the UN to be with Jennifer.”
Aniston, I presume?
And BTW, Jonn, the UN does have “operators.” Who do you think picks up the phone when you call the UN and ask to speak to the French UN ambassador Jacques Strapp?
Oh and don’t ask me how I know that last part.
Them UNers are parsnikity on matters of protocol, you know. Gotta use the full name.
Jacques Sans Strapp.
Hell, I would retire out of Astronaut School to be with her.
Also, regarding the first picture, sure was nice of him to give us two free tickets to the gun show.
I got $$ on an Affliction/UFC hoody in that pack.
In high school he was voted most likely to say “Spot me, Bro!”
All the kids say “Brah” now. Ask me how I know.
Retired out of NATO? I hope their disability payments are better than the VA’s cause this idiot is going to need long term care for teh stupid….
The badge is one worn up by the DMZ. Its just a glorified ID badge that says hey Im not a North Korean. I have one and never set foot in Korea. What a turd!
The Army has an advanced sniper school? I thought they just had regular sniper school and you had to train like a mutha just to keep your rating, I could be wrong though, except for once a year quals, all of the weapons I fired said “crew served” 😉
There is the standard course that Benning runs, then there is the Special Operations Course at Bragg.
I have not discussed the Bragg course in conversation since the 90s so I have no idea what it includes or is called now.
Back in the 90s it was something like “Strategic Target Interdiction” or something. Anyway, as a young soldier I thought that was an awesome name for a course like that.
UN Operator – is that like U.N.C.L.E.?
(sorry, that may be beyond you kids)
Given his photos I’d say he’s less likely to be the Man from U.N.C.L.E. and more likely to be the man from G.L.A.A.D. 😀
Maybe he worked for O.D.I.N.
(Archer reference)
Maybe he worked for CONTROL. Quick, check him for a shoe phone.
Dude needs a Cone of Silence ASAP.
More like one of those cones that they put on dogs so he won’t lick himself.
Yeah, a “cone of shame”!
I think he was Agent -1
I’m thinking more like N A M B L A.
That is a JSA Joint Security Area badge from the unit which is stationed in the DMZ in Korea. There is a number at the bottom 130 but so far I have been unable to track down who that badge belongs to. Highly doubt it is his but rather a picture of one he found on the internet. BTW the US turned over the JSA to the S Koreans in the 90’s. I have one of them, unnumbered, given to me by a friend of mine who was stationed there. I have made several trips to the JSA in the 80’s.
If you look at the picture, it’s from a shadow box.
There is a plaque below the badge that says “Presented to SPC Smith, Johnny J.W.”
It’s probably an End of Tour “Thanks For Serving” shadow box the guys in his unit got him when he left Korea.
Most likely this. End of my year in 5/20 I got a little plack from the award shop in the main PX on camp Casey.
I had a thought perhaps he spent time at JSA. Thanks for confirming we turned those responsibilities over when we left the Western Corridor. Guess if he did spend time in Panmunjom it was a part of a tour group.:)
But he did spend time at JSA. If you look on Scotty’s page he has a Joint Service Commendation Medal while supporting the United Nations Command in the Joint Security Area.
That’s where the badge comes from. He was there in a support role, not as a “U.N. Operator” but as part of the shrinking U.N. security detachment.
Is the JSCM citation bogus?
Badge #140. I enlarged the photo and got a clearer look. Check your files for #140.
No, the JSA has not been “turned over” to anyone; it was also a JOINT Security Area, between the US, S. Korea, and other nations; Camp Bonifas and the DMZ/JSA is very much still joint. I was there literally a few days ago.
Anyone can buy a UN badge just like our hero here in the Bonifas gift shop. I have one, a refrigerator magnet that looks just like his in the picture.
It sucks! You had one tour, peacetime, you want to be an internet tough guy to win an argument, or hook up with a girl on farmersonly.com, and one or two teensie weensie untruths come out, and there are guys like Scotty, being the internet police, ruining your vibe! Next thing you know, you’re in a tournament and people are hitting you up for autographs, you see a wanted picture of yourself about town, and it just gets worse from there! What’s a young fellow to do?
I’ve always wished we could have fly on the wall video footage from the first time they realize they screwed up, and are now internet famous. I’ve always assumed kind of like the deer in the headlights look I would get from a Marine when I would call them in and ask them questions about something they thought nobody knew about.
Reasons for LEGITTITISMISTISM:
1. Over sized tatted arms.
2. Retired out of NATO.
LEGIT
Note: I have heard the NATO retirement is pretty damn good. You get all the chesse, wine and patte’ you can consume (duty free) and lifetime subscription to NETFLIX foreign language films with French sub-titles.
The only downside is the retirement orders are written in French and and you have to pick up your retirement check in person every two weeks in ‘ole gay Paris.
I never realized there were so many snipers out there. The AO’s must have been really crowded! “That’s my target, no it’s mine you need to find your own” smile.
Word.
With all of the schooling this clown did, I wonder how he even had time for his job.
Retarded UN , I can .. Oh Wait Retired UN hahahahahahahahaha
Another effing tabless-cunt leg poser. Damn…just go to the schools…4187 yourself to Regiment…they are, and were hiring.
Steroids, anyone?
Yep.
And I like the fact he is calling out someone for being a fake Marine.
I didn’t read that as him calling out someone for fake Marine. I read it as him calling out someone for being proud of actually being a Marine.
It’s the “It’s sad that’s all you ever did” part that gave me that impression.
Yeah.
I re-read it and you appear to be right.
But that actually makes it worse.
I was Army, but love my brothers and sisters in the USMC, minus one or two of course.
Dear Wes Smith,
Before you call Jonn with your threats and incoherent bullshit, please take my advice and wrap your phone in Saran Wrap.
Spittle happens, particularly among you mouth breathers.
Just ask Korflage and Colyer.
Dear Wes Smith,
Disregard that last order and wrap the Saran Wrap around your head. Much more effective…
Sorry for butting in GDC (smile)
I have been praying all day that he would come on here and make some tough guy threats….oh well, tomorrow is another day….
Maybe he’s out doing some secret squirrel shit in a third world hot spot where there’s no internet? Covered in mud, shirtless, getting ready to take the compound bow shot with the HE warheads with more explosive power than a 155 HE round?
No sense fucking around on super duper missions when your a one man bad ass sniper with a UN badge. Rambo #007. He’s highly respected amongst shit heads, and scum sucking posers.
I personally know him and that would make me laugh more than I currently am…
Me, too! He’s been a pathological liar all of his life. If none of this were true why did he immediately delete his FB page? Fake, phony, disgusting human being.
No EIB either.
Speaks volumes.
Where are the wrap-around sunglasses? Must be in another pic of him somewhere. And what sort of UN operator was he? Telephone? Backhoe? What? As a rule, any other type of operators are proficient in their native language. He clearly isn’t.
not knowing much about being a Bradley crewman, I’mma guess he was a “hand operator” specialized in jerking his gerkin…
Yeah, he’s a shitbag. But I have a serious question here. Am I the only person who had the tune to “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” running through their head when they saw this dude’s name?
You would have to bring up that earworm, wouldn’t you? SMH! “Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. . . “
You Marines watch out and look under your beds. Johnny 1 pump do nothing chump is coming for you online with a fake badge and bad grammar.
A record to be proud off and he has to add to it. Makes no sense.
What a chode
Just another two-hole Ranger, indeed…..
DIPSHIT
Okay, let me straighten this out for you guys, since you can’t read ‘come hither’ stuff.
It’s all about getting laid. A lot. Jennifer is a generic name for ‘any girl will do’.
He’s got all the stuff, so here’s the shopping list:
Big hard muscles – check
Abdominal six-pac – check
Name brand tees and jeans – check
Funky baseball cap – check
a) worn like he thinks snipers wear them – check
b) probably has a special insignia – check
Serious hard stare – check
Storyline for inflated ego trip – check
Tattoos – check
Tight pants flaunting package – check
I can’t really tell, but probably trims his pit hair, too.
See? You gotta look for those things. I’ll bet he wears a lot of Chapstick. Gotta keep those lips soft, y’know.
Great stuff. Good to have a perceptive woman’s point of view on this. 🙂
Hey all!! Jonn and TAH are mentioned i the National Enquirer, 12 Jan 2015 on p.8.
Not that I read this stuff …
Main mention goes to Guardians of Valor and SSG Anthony Anderson. Oh, and of course they misspell Jonn’s name as John.
Thank goodness for secreraries or I wouldn’t’ve seen this issue.
…honest, fellers!
108 Dirtbags.
I hate typing on iPhones!
That’s why I don’t use an iPotato.
I did that interview over a month ago and I’d forgotten all about it. Thanks. I’m not sure if it means we hit the big time or what.
The whole UN thing he took from the movie World War Z where Brad Pitt said he was an operator for the UN. I also assume that’s the whole Jennifer Anniston angle as well.
What is it with these guys and their Bear Grylls gear. Take a look at the machete strapped to his “ruck” on the FB photo.
Anyone who ever had to pack a machete, never wants to see another one. Let alone pack one. Lots of fun breaking trail thru six foot elephant grass. I guess it must be part of the. Phony tool kit!
Machetes are great in arctic conditions. Made great sleeping holes cutting in the snow in Winter Warfare School.
I always had my machete handy on our family farm. That, and the ax.
I’m not sure I could swing either one now, but I could back then!
My sister was upset when I busted my brother-in-laws chops for carrying a Bear Grylls knife.
She had bought it for him as a present! LOL
I reckon it would come in handy if you ever had an occasion to grill a bear…
Everybody knows the first thing NATO gives you when you’re a NATOO is a NATO Badge. C’mon now.
Apparently, this wonder-fuck is also a rocket surgeon and a brain scientist.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10203344304116450&set=a.1258425228854.2035697.1476346007&type=1
But he seems to not be able to do actual math.
Odd, eh?
The apparent Federal violation should be obvious….
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This is a disgrace to Chris Kyle and his family! A sniper lol I know this bum he can’t even take care of his kids! His daughter 13 is the one who found him out and posted this! She said this is carmaker for all the abuse her and her mom went throgh living with him! He begged for a medical because he couldn’t pick a weapon up with order to go to desert storm! But now he can go to the range and shoot his little gun and tell everyone he is a war hero and shot in combat! Where is his Purple Heart !!
Turd.
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/wes-smith/38/a94/22
Looks like he got a Engineering degree from UH while he was in Korea too!
What are you trying to prove with your comment – that you lied on your LinkedIn profile as well? Surprise! You have been a disgrace to our town since high school (should we even discuss the reason you moved schools your Junior year?) I hope everyone that sees this page shares it and exposes you for the FRAUD that you are.
Now he is blaming his kid for all of this! Slinging mud on other people to cover his shame!!!
He couldn’t tell the truth about what he ate for breakfast. LIAR.
I want to know what happen on high school
How can he be sf or a ranger without airborne training!
Fuckstain.
Liar.
Douchebag.
/sorry, that gives douchebags a bad name. At least THEY’RE useful for something.
This guy is such a pussy that if you popped him in his jaw, he would queef.
I want to know what happen in hs
My best bet is that his mom came home early caught him working himself with her dildo.
By the looks of him in that picture, I doubt I am that far off base.
Maybe he could have a guest appearance on Teti’s show.