More Bernathian humor
If you didn’t know this already, dude is nucking futs.
I got an email from him last week blasting Shipley. Somehow Don is his new target, probably because I keep getting his websites taken away from him. (Our lawyer is all over him like Oprah on a ham.) Anyway, this was his email:
Shipley is known in the media for his efforts related to Stolen Valor, exposing military impostors and frauds. He has said the following about fake SEALs, “There are two kinds of phonies. The barroom loudmouth that no one takes very seriously, and the phony that ‘lives that lie.’ Phonies that ‘live the lie’ have mental problems, lead double lives, and only tell you they’re a SEAL for three reasons: To build trust, to gain respect, or to intimidate you. With intimidation, they gain respect in a reverse way. Impersonating a hero, often called a ‘victimless crime,’ from my dealing with these clowns, is anything but victimless. They leave behind them a trail of fear, emotional distress, broken hearts, and drained bank accounts. They are despicable.”
Don Shipley has faced criticism for these exposes. Court documents accuse him of encouraging people to pretend they are former SEALS and attribute his zeal to mental issues of Shipley [4] [5] and Don Shipley charges money for this patriotic chore [6] and will only take his investigative pay through PayPal, leading many to question his motives for these investigations and publicity stunt activities. A search of public records of the State of Virginia show that Don Shipley does not hold a private investigator license. [7] [8][9][10]
1.https://archive.org/stream/327645-complaint-filed-by-don-shipley/327645-complaint-filed-by-don-shipley_djvu.txt
2. http://aspecialdayguide.com/More%20Truth%20Revealed%20by%20Bill%20Brockbrader%20highlighted.pdf
3. http://www.extremesealexperience.com/order.php
4. http://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/pss/howto/registrations/privateInvestigator.cfm
A few things about this cracked me up. First was that clearly he was citing from a Wikipedia page, which I confirmed is where all this shit about Shipley was posted. I also LOVED, LOVED, LOVED that fact he linked to his own blog, and was quoting Brockbrader, who if you forgot was a fake SEAL, a “psychic warrior” and was incarcerated for child molestation. He accuses all of us of being child molesters when none of us are, but he gleefully cited to this lunatic as proof.
Anyway, I replied:
Great job! You finally hit the trifecta, a phony SEAL who engages in “psychic warfare” who is also a registered sex offender. Yup, you have a great ally there!
Yes sir, he’s perfect for you. http://www.justice.gov/usao-id/pr/garden-valley-man-sentenced-30-months-prison-failing-register-sex-offender
Maybe you can share your images.
Well, guess where Dan got banned yesterday? Yup, from Wiki.
ADMIN: You are adding unsourced and potentially defamatory information to the article above that violates Wikipedia policy on biographies of living people. I suggest that you stop doing this. Dyrnych (talk) 05:26, 7 January 2015 (UTC)
BERNATH: OK, got it. I gave you the living persons own words, filed in court documents which are privileged and immune from any libel suit. They are the highest source of atribution. As you want to continue to run his press release promoting his illegal and unlicensed school and promoting his illegal private investigations then you can go fuck yourself.
ADMIN: Unblock requests with profanities are never accepted. Max Semenik (talk) 09:53, 7 January 2015 (UTC)
CONCLUSION: You have been blocked from editing for a period of 31 hours for contravening Wikipedia’s biographies of living persons policy. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions. If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you may appeal this block by adding the following text below this notice: {{unblock|reason=Your reason here ~~~~}}. However, you should read the guide to appealing blocks first. Drmies (talk) 05:27, 7 January 2015 (UTC)
This asswipe could start a rock fight at a wake. I seriously have yet to find a single person he has run across who doesn’t almost immediately detest the man with the exception of the Quartet of Retardation.
Category: Politics
*FACEPALM*
I confess I’ve been throwing a few comments at our favorite Village Idiot, here are the links if anyone else would like to throw a dart or four!!
http://military.trendolizer.com/2014/12/phony-navy-seal-of-the-week-don-and-diane-shipley-go-big-game-hunting-for-phony-navy-seals.html#comment-1778036990
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/2/navy-seal-performance-center-request-denied-congre/#comment-1778342707
He’s been going apeshit crazy as usual! All anyone needs to do is Google “Daniel A. Bernath Disqus” to find where he’s blithering and blathering!!
Typical batshit crazy from Bernath. Now his butt buddy is accusing you of being me.
I’m enjoying this fight with him on that page. I’m Kile if that isn’t hard to figure out.
Bernath messing with us is like a Teacup Poodle messing with Great Pyrenees, Rottweilers, and Dobermans, ain’t it?
It is indeed. I’m fairly certain that I’ve lost som IQ points reading his drivel and typing responses but so worth it to get him riled up. The angrier he gets to worse his grammar becomes.
Case in point. I left the ‘e’ off some.
I gotta hand it to you my friend.
You seem to be able to get him to start spitting all the spit out of his mouth and down into his lungs too !!!
Good job.
What medal can we give you here for intrepidity above and beyond the call of duty !!!
I’ll toss in a couple of bananas for the prize !!!
That way you can toss them to Birdbath Bernath when you go to visit him at the zoo they place him in !!!
Wow I go to work and Bernath really went off the deep end. Seems Flagwaver really rustled his Jimmy’s.
I did try to wade through that twaddle but it gave me a headache.
I did notice one thing, however: bernutsless says he made PH2 (E5) in 2 years. That is completely incorrect.
He enlisted 12/14/1966 and made E5 10/10/69. A LOT closer to THREE years than two. And he put in less than a full year after his promotion, which is odd, especially since it was 1969.
Something very fishy there, you see.
Really? I don’t know; my HS teachers always tells me that wikipedia and felon crazy people are sources that really pop and give your whole paper an air of authenticity.
Now you’re telling me they’re not? Gee, I don’t know what to believe anymore.
When it comes to Wiki, one of my college professors had the better idea. Don’t use it as a source, use it to find sources. Enter in what you’re looking for and go to the bottom of the page. Boom, all the sources you need in one simple package.
Yeah, I’ve used it for that, too. Just don’t tell your teacher/professor that you used sources from the wikipedia bibliography; I’ve literally had teachers who were so allergic to the site that the mere thought of doing what you just outlined would reduce them to incoherent yelling the minute they heard the word “wikipedia.”
A key life lesson I’ve learned; some people in positions of authority are epi-pen carrying allergic to the mere idea of making the lives of the people beneath them easier.
Actually Wikipedia is pretty reliable when it comes to non-controversial topics.
It’s when you get into current political figures, global warming, gun control, etc. that the crazy starts.
Wise lesson well learned.
As long as you are acting ethically (and you’re more than mentally mature enough to know the difference), just do your thing quietly and if ever asked by those types how you did something, just be as broad brushstrokingly vague as possible.
Well, crap, *now* you tell me.
Looks like I need to go rewrite that essay where I sourced wikipedia and that one website for everything…
So you’re telling me that Charlie Manson isn’t reputable?
No, but I hear Stormfront is an extremely good resource.
Don’t forget about Veterans Today!
His argument with Wikipedia is that Don Shipley isn’t important enough to have a Wikipedia page, whoever deserves a page on Wikipedia.
That from the fellow who claims that he has PTSD and Agent Orange poisoning from the rolling deck of the USS Yorktown.
If he claims this, he should be required to present evidence to the court showing when and where he got PTSD and Agent Orange poisoning from the rolling deck of the USS Yorktown.
BEFORE using that fact as basis for a claim.
He got it from all of that “bug juice” they served in the galley on the Yorktown…
If you ask any SEAL who Senior Chief Shipley is, you’ll get an ear-full. When pretty much anyone in a Team knows who someone is, that means they have enough clout to have their own Wiki page.
Hell, I could probably write my own wiki page just because of what I’ve been through in my life.
Is there a Wikipedia page for Elaine Ricci? She graduated from one of the top five schools, and is a pedigreed K Street lobbyist.
#BringElaineRicciHome
Oh poor Elaine, hopefully she hasn’t been cut down in the prime of her life. When will the authorities take her disappearance seriously?
FREE ELAINE RICCI!!!!
* (*With purchase of another Elaine Ricci of equal or greater value).“
😀
“pedigreed”?
You mean she’s a for real, bonafied, certifiable, BITCH!?!?
Ah, yes… Elaine Ricci. Brunette with green eyes… the romantic nights over Macho Grande when she made me bark like a fox… I’ll never get over MACHO GRANDE!
FREE ELAINE RICCI!!!
FREE ELAINE RICCI!!!
FREE ELAINE RICCI!!!
Ten Bears wishes to start his very own Wiki page. Then everyone can join Ten Bears in wikiup (yurt) in smoking peace pipe, munching up buffalo steak, and shooting the breeze.
Whatcha plannin’ on smokin’ in that there peace pipe, Ten Bears? If it’s any of that Tigard-Grown Wacky Terbacky, I believe I’ll pass. (smile)
Can we start a casino? And make Don Shipley our war chief?
The Indians, selling whiskey and tobacco to the White Man, while taking his money… behold unintended consequences. I laugh every time I think about it.
Ten Bears does not grow wacky weed. Ten Bears acquires cigars rolled on the fat, brown thighs of Cuban ladies in Key West. Then cigars are stuck in peace pipe and lit.
No firecrackers.
Well, in that case . . . perhaps I’ll drop by. (smile)
Thirteen bears would enjoy pipe session with Ten Bears. Thirteen Bears bring magic spring water that help everyone feel happy and it go good with cigars.
Ten Bears likes 100-proof Jamaican rum.
Heap good medicine, Ten Bears!
What caliber of weapon would I need for breeze shooting?
Long list of tall tales.
The man is a danger to himself and others, clearly he is unhinged and should be section 12’d at the nearest VA mental health Facility.
Wow… teh crazy is strong with Danny-boi! They even whacked his peepee over Yelp! and Bi-Mart entries that he made.
If anyone ever wondered what “mental masturbation” looked like, just take a look at Bernasty’s actions….
Hence my suggestion to call the group composed of this dipstick and his “close ass-ociates” Club Circlejerk. For that group, IMO the term Club Circlejerk is uniquely descriptive.
And, for clarification to those requiring same (which should exclude virtually all regular TAH commenters): no, I’m NOT talking about TSO, Jonn, or Don when I’m using the term “dipstick” above.
Club Circlejerk — good.
Dutch Rudder Quartet — better.
Fellatin’ Foreskins?
I suggest that whatever name we chose should use club or similar to allow us to add more loons. WE will find more. Joe
Bernaths band of butthurt Baboons?
TEAM TWATWAFFLE
To me they will forever be the Legion of Stupid, with associated Stupid Friends.
Do you think he’s upset because he doesn’t actually have a Wiwi – I mean Wiki – Wiki page of his very own?
“They even whacked his peepee over Yelp! and Bi-Mart entries that he made.”
hence the catheters.
Would love to know what courthouse is he presenting this in. Offer a counter suit.. Based solely on his non existing military records and lack of law license.
He and his four-skins are morons. I would pity them but they have caused so much damage to so many innocent people that what little room I had for pity has turned to utter loathing and contempt.
He has called me a convicted child molester, I find it laughable. I also challenge him to produce any court document that is verifiable with this made up conviction.
He cant because Im not. Now he has also accused me of inflating business claims. He got this from a motion that was filed in oregon to dismiss me from that abortion of a law suit he tried to file.
So lets set the Record straight,
My company Did all the work we claimed on the website and then much much more. In my industry a company cannot inflate claims because we all know one another and bullshit will be called. Bernath on the other had is a known fake,fraud and admitted liar.
He thinks he can intimidate and harass hisway out of his lies, the fact is that every time he goes to court he commits perjury. He thinks its ok to make charges of child molestation and even murder on good men,
So here is a hearty Fuck you to Bernath, Wickre, Dallas and Frank. The four of you dont amount to a real man on your best days, I pray that one or all of you get the mental health help you all so badly need.
Oh and Bernath, you were never a Chief, hell your were never a man. Fuck off pissant
E4U, the more he throws that label around, the less validity it has coming from him.
Bernath is a deadbeat dad as well. I think he is jealous of Don’s hair.
Well, who ISN’T jealous of Don’s hair?
http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-5118-daniel_bernath.html
Good gravy, there are comments from nine years ago in that comments section calling Bernath out as a fraud and a liar and for posting the self-aggrandizing website resume we’ve all come to know so well.
Well, to be precise, there’s one. Every other comment in there is a sockpuppet of Bernath’s.
Some turds just never quit stinking….
Just enter “Bernath” in the search feature of the Willamette Week website and you will find more gems to read on him.
Here ya go.
http://www.wweek.com/portland/flex-241-search_result.html?q=Bernath&imageField.x=15&imageField.y=7&cx=005521732167807697607%3Artwmrqz4bvg&cof=FORID%3A9
Hey Flagwaver,
I see from your comments on Washington Post you do Star Wars Helmets. Do you have a website or something? Maybe Jonn could get you my email.
(Yes I’m a geek. Don’t judge me.)
Sure. Jonn, can you shoot me Byrd’s email?
Gettin that for yourself?
Or getting it for a certain ‘lunar’ individual ByrdMan? 😉
*headdesk*
Seriously, this guy is nuclear grade, shitslurping dumb!
Bernath’s Altimeter Gauge has just informed me that he is flying at a cruising altitude of approximately 15,000 feet with out a pressurized cabin or supplemental oxygen.
((((Over))))
Is that plus 15,000 feet?
Or negative 15,000 feet?
Good Lord, we can only hope the latter.
. . . and still digging.
Not really.
More like falling…..
When he hits “The Green Thumb”…
On……….
Green Thumb is rocking…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEG0-3xlAkg
Suck my nuts, Phildo, Palmer ( of the Ballsack), Bernath – the worthless felcher, Turd Bolling, Heavy Chevy, “His Jayness, The Gayness” Gay Jay Kerwin, Gay Blake, “Forgin'” Frank Visconi, Greg – “needs it in the ass / and to stay away from kids” Banks.
And the rest of the clowns.
Tired of the LEO threats.
Bring it!
Now that is a kick-ass jam. Ritchie Blackmore and Ronnie James Dio! FYI, Hammerfall does an awesome cover of this.
In a light sport plane, one will lead to the other.
BFG – Do you ever get this strange empty feeling, like something’s missing? You know, like you’re just not going to be able to go the whole distance?
Does that take into account passenger weight? It’s excessive, you know.
I wonder if they’re getting all of these shitty ideas by sticking a hose up their ass and breathing from it.
They could double their computing power by daisy chaining themselves together that way.
…And to anyone misfortunate enough to read that and have the mental image in that last sentence transmitted to the Hippocampus portion of their brain, please stop by the checkout section for your complimentary daily gallon of TAH mind bleach.
Only a gallon? What is this, rationing?
Gallon? GALLON??? Try a supertanker full… it’s gonna take more than a pitiful gallon to get that vision out of any sane persons brain housing group!
Any while your at it Junior, you should be issuing Brillo/SOS pads with the Brain Bleach…
I’m thinking more along the lines of a ULCC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_tanker#Supertankers_.28VLCC_and_ULCC.29
I’m gonna need two shamwows just to clean my monitor from the second cup of coffee that has been lost to this site ;-;
I’ve just been putting clear trash bags over my monitor and keeping my cell phone in a ziploc baggy. Tired of explaining all of the spew damage to Mrs NBC.
This is why I don’t drink and TAH.
Daniel A. Bernath and company reminds me of the saying “NEVER hold your farts in. If you do, they travel up tour spine and into your brain, and THAT’S where shitty ideas come from!”. I bet that Daniel A. Bernath HAS NEVER let a fart loose in his entire life, ditto for most of the pols in DC!!
The Good Idea Fairy doesn’t visit BerNasty, it has taken up permanent residence and pays the mortgage.
Evidently I’ve been living rent-free in the penthouse of Daniel A. Bernath’s mind for some time now!!!
I just don’t get teh stoopid of this human. Like the energizer bunny, he just keeps going as if it’s the truth! Oy.
At this point, he’s just engaging in a smear campaign. He’s angry that his lies were exposed, so now he’s trying to destroy the reputations and lives of everyone involved.
Honestly, I’m amazed he hasn’t been sued yet. Creating a false version of Don Shipley’s website alone could easily result in a defamation lawsuit, not to mention the false child molestation accusations he’s throwing at everyone.
TAH has got to have a few retired guys that are practicing lawyers willing to go after this fucker. Maybe we could all pool our funds and launch a legal campaign against him. I’ll chip in.
Believe me when I say that there are lawyers, law suits and such in play. This guy has been a slow motion train wreck ever since he was outed just over a year ago.
He has already had his wee-wee smacked hard in a court of law over his shenanigan’s, seems he and his three other equally worthless allies just are glutton’s for punishment.
“This guy has been a slow motion train wreck ever since he was outed just over a year ago.”
It’s more like a plane wreck, I think.
Hey Danny-boi,
Since you love to claim that the NANP made you an “Honorary Chief Petty Officer ” (NOT!), why are you not listed in their Life Member Bios???
http://www.navyphoto.net/bios_os.html
Maybe it is because you are not an active member???
http://www.navyphoto.net/nanp-database.pdf
and you are no longer listed on their Photomates database:
http://www.navyphoto.net/Photomates.pdf
Looks like they got real tired of having you drag their name and rep through the quagmire that is your pathetic life…
So, in a simple single sentence, we find that the bully has finally met his match.
Excellent! Kudos!
‘Bout damn time.
If anyone didn’t actually look at Bernath’s wikipedia account, it’s well worth a read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Danielabernath. It looks like he’s been using it literally for years to defame people he doesn’t like, including but not limited to Bi-Mart and Yelp. It also looks like he’s been getting called on it for nearly as long.
My favorite quote, though: “He earned only a common award for his Navy service and not for anything over and above what a sailor is expected. He does not influence US Navy Seal policy but merely capitalizes off of his undistinguished serve in the military to “feed his family” as he admits on his website for his businesses.”
Critiquing one veteran’s service versus another is a no go area for civilians, but still, I can only imagine that SCPO Shipley is thinking something along the lines of “Nothing quite like being a Navy SEAL with twenty-four years of service and a Navy and Marine Corps Medal for non-combat heroism and being called out for having an uneventful career by an E-5 fleet sailor who did three and a half years on a ship and whose highest award was the National Defense Service Medal.”
It’s even more amusing to note that Bernath then defends his statements by saying that the source of that information is Shipley’s own words, but then uses his (Bernath’s) own website, which is identical to Shipley’s except with a .us instead of a .com, as “proof” that Shipley said these things. It’s despicable.
I literally have no idea how he’s managed to avoid disbarment/prison time/being sued into homelessness, nakedness, and starvation after all these years.
I guess there is a God that watches over drunks, fools, and Bernaths.
He was suspended in California, remember?
Yep.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/116636
I see he’s using his Oregon address again. For a (short) while his bar profile reflected a Florida mailing address.
Yeah, I noticed that too. I’d guess he decided (or someone mentioned to him) that filing a lawsuit in OR state court and listing an OR address on said lawsuit while telling the CA bar he was a resident of a different state might not be such a good idea.
But I could be wrong.
He throws both his Oregon Address & phone # and the address of his Florida mailbox when he blithers online!!
HEY, Daniel A. “Mr. Blithers” Bernath?
Delilah T.; I remember, but it was only for a year, and the stated reason was failure to pay child support.
I’m why it didn’t happen for a somewhat more permanent length of time, with the stated reason being the mountains of frivolous litigation that spews forth from his fountain pen every hour.
Everything is in his wife’s name, so he can’t be sued for anything. The only thing in his name is his VA benefits, but those can’t be touched.
At this point, it’s getting close to his wife being sued jointly-and-severally liable for not monitoring him with his condition, though.
Some of his assets are (or were) held by The Oregon Trail Trust. And I think his wife and daughter were named as the trustees but it has been awhile since I performed that unlawful and unlicensed investigation… and besides that none of you dickweeds paid me via PayPal. I am going to go edit my Wikipedia page and calm down now.
THAT’S IT!!! *Pacing around house furiously…*
AAHH! Another shot and a beer, NEVER MIND!!…
I can see how he could shield a significant amount of assets by putting them in his wife’s name, but how is it that he is able to hide literally everything?
At minimum, wouldn’t his yearly income in legal fees, settlements, etc. be fair game?
I’m not a lawyer, so I don’t know the finer points of the law in those areas; if anyone on TAH can explain to me how this works, I’d appreciate it.
He’s not really a lawyer either….
He’s not a lawyer…..
Or a Chief Petty Officer…..
Or a pilot…….
Or a licensed tour bus operator…
Or an actor….
However, he is an A-Number 1 Doucherocket, so he’s got that going for him.
Junior, this is my guess on how he’s doing it. He actually remembered some of the stuff from Law School and/or had talked to other lawyers that are “less than ethical” in professional conduct on how to try and make it rich – we know that he’s no Alan Dershowicz or F. Lee Bailey! Putting his money/property in a trust or turning it all over to the Missus would be a way of making it safe from any penalties that he would be assessed if he lost in court (remember how he likes to brag about his lifestyle).
Another thing that I would bet that he is doing when he was representing people for SS/VA disability hearings was not reporting all of his income from that business (you can check the business registry through the State of Oregon – Secretary of State’s office and they are public record), or having the money made being turned directly over to the trust or his wife – or is being paid in cash “under the table”.
He is what the state of Oregon shows for Bernath on their database:
http://egov.sos.state.or.us/br/pkg_br_web_assoc_name_srch.do_name_srch?p_first_name=DANIEL&p_last_name=BERNATH&p_middle_name=&p_name_suffix=&p_srch=ALL&p_act=ACTINA&p_print=FALSE
I’d bet you that he’s played some games with his “income” that would benefit from an audit by a certain three lettered agency…
He’s further in debt today than he was on Monday morning.
Well there is a tease /G
Jonn… are you holding out on us? Inquiring minds want to know…
I am very curious, as well. Not that he will ever pay since everything is in his wife’s name. Then again, with a 100% disability like he is always claiming, how soon before we can go after her as his legal guardian/caretaker?
Thanks for the explanation. Sounds plausible.
Has Bernasty bragged on winning the tournament anywhere?
He takes discrepancies in years of service from a Wikipedia page and tries to make them into dishonesty by Shipley. The guy is so out there he thinks Shipley wrote his own wiki page. And the reason he thinks this is because it is precisely something that HE WOULD DO! Just look at the history of wiki edits he has made over the years, or his own website. FFS this is all just too insane for me. How does a person get like this?
I think A Proud Infidel is correct about the projection. His mental state appears to be degrading. Even in his drivel, you can see a difference in his spelling and grammar from when he began this little tantrum until now. It really is sad.
Now that I think about it, you’re right.
God only knows where it will go from here.
Holy fuck, were you ever right. He’s now claiming to be the thirteenth President of the United States:
“…read your limp dick attempts to insult me. Hiding behing a fake name, insulting former NAVY SEAL and former 13th American President Daniel A. Bernath. This is your great accomplishment in life AND putting your arm around convicted child molester, wife beater, drug addict, felon, jail bird Frank E. Caryl.”
http://military.trendolizer.com/2014/12/phony-navy-seal-of-the-week-don-and-diane-shipley-go-big-game-hunting-for-phony-navy-seals.html
…He’s claiming to be Millard Fillmore? Well, at least as presidents to claim to be, that’s one of the less memorable ones, I guess. Maybe that’s why he figures it’ll go over?
At least he’s better than Woodrow Wilson.
The Giduck I dropped in my toilet would make a better President than Wilson.
Agreed. But that’s not saying much.
Um . . . well, assuming you’re talking about Fillmore, maybe. Have to think about that one for a while.
Things that are less crazy than the nitwit under discussion:
bedbugs
hamsters in car ads
flaming squirrels
Asian carp
abandoned shopping malls with ‘SALE’ signs
He’s really become quite boring, trivial, repetitive, unimportant, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I’m sure there are more things that one could add to both of those, but the weather has far more importance in life than this demented, mullion-eyed, mewling, paunchy, scraggly-rat-faced, grudge-born, hagfish-ridden scupperwart.
Feel free to add your items to either list.
Like I said to him in the Disqus threads, if he’s as educated, refined, and articulate as he claims to be, then why does he hurl racial and religious epithets like a buck-toothed backwoods Ku Klux Klansman in the 1950’s?
Maybe I should have said “red-headed, buck-toothed backwoods stepchild of a 1950’s Ku Klux Klansman”?
Why? Because he’s an uneducate, semi-literate, inarticulate, unrefined jackwagon with a brain smaller than half of a lentil.
OK if you wanna see it that way, Ma’am! I’d say it’s MAYBE one fiftieth the size of a mustard seed!!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Let’s watch with the red headed remarks. They run in my family, and tend to be quiet and very intelligent.
I was just thinking (briefly, and yes, it hurt), and was speculating that BerNasty might have an advanced case of untreated syphilis or some other STD. It would explain a lot.
Hey, Daniel A. Bernath DID claim that someone else here on TAH had just that when he had his past webpage of drivel, another example of “Projection”?
Very early in The Chevyliar Chronicles, the Cheesegobbler himself informed “the cadre” that we are not licensed to perform investigations. I am so glad that Birdbath picked that up and ran with it.
Earth to Non-CPO Bernath: You are not a licensed investigator either. Dipshit.
Further evidence of his complete inability to construct a rational thought. He’s trying to suggest that doing research on line requires a license to do investigations, but he seems to think that practicing law does not?
Got big news for you, whichever one wants to run with it: I once put a bandage on a neighbor kid, and I have no medical license! The horror of it all. Really!
Oh my Sweet Baby Jesus … He has gone full blown retard and Coo Coo for CoCo Puffs all at once!
Gone? He done went a long time ago, MCPO.
This the last time that I am going to cerrect you (until next time). The correct phrase is “going full Wickre”.
#BringElaineRicciHome
At this point, he has surpassed going full Wickre and is currently pulling a Bernath.
It’s no longer an electronic “trail” that they’re leaving, these days it’s an 8 lane superhighway with a massive pileup at the end.
A lesbian pileup was foretold.
No, no, those are somewhat aesthetically pleasing.
This is more the Midwest Fog pileup. Everything is hidden until the fog lifts and you see that 100 card and 50 lives have been lost.
100 cars. Stupid voice-to-text.
A “Bernathian eruption of idiotic effluvia”?
I just looked at Bernath’s disqus page and I never saw such a disgusting bunch of anti-Semitism. I suppose, just as a spoiled child, he feels any attention is good attention. Since he is not a Chief and shall never be a Chief; he cannot know public displays such as his are intolerable.
Click here to see Daniel A. Bernath, legal and military genius, give his take on why the Navy SEALs as an organization should be abolished due to his personal grudge against Don Shipley: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/2/navy-seal-performance-center-request-denied-congre/
I’m still working on his claiming to be Millard Fillmore. Didn’t the more respectable Bender B Rodriguez get locked up in the HAL Institute for Insane Robots for claiming to be Napoleon?
Unfortunately, that was fiction.
Reality is even stranger.
That was pretty much my reaction. If you’re going to go nuts and claim to be a former US president, why Millard Fillmore? But you know, it makes about as much sense as any of his other claims and accusations (ie, none).
It is his nutso defense. I cannot be held accountable for my actions. Because I am crazy. Joe
All while being of sound enough mind and body to operate a tour bus, provide competent legal counsel, act, and fly a plane.
Well, in regard to being banned from Wiki, the editors do not like profanity and said so when he told them what they could do with themselves, so he is blocked in perpetuity.
Don’t that just frost his pumpkins!?!
I’m sure that has him hugging his favorite Care bear while he calls everyone else a “Poop Stain” to say the least! As for me, I don’t think it could happen to a more deserving critter!
Today is Elvis’s birthday. He would be 80 if he weren’t buried at Graceland.
I think that bit of trivia is far more important than bernitwit ever has been.
Your right. He ain’t nothing but a hound dog. But don’t be cruel. He’ll be singing Jailhouse Rock some day.
Thank yu, thank yu very much.
C’MON NOW, he ain’t even a hound dog, let alone one of its turds! Remember that dog poop turns white and quits stinking after a few days, Daniel A. Bernath perpetually stinks up the place!!!
Q: Why does Daniel A. Bernath stink?
A: So blind people can hate him, too!!
“Thank-yuh, thank-yuhverymuch!!”
Do you know what Elvis Presley would be doing if he were alive today?
Probably trying to get the hell out of that casket!
ELVIS LIVES, HE’S EVERYWHERE!! Here’s proof fresh from YouTube:
This is a GREAT piece of history right here. Jerry Schilling tells the story about traveling with Elvis to Washington DC and how Elvis got a meeting with Richard Nixon in the Oval Office. It’s a freaking hilarious and great story. If you don’t listen to it, you are Un-American! http://www.c-span.org/video/?300774-1/jerry-schilling-oral-history-interview
I still love the picture of Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics smiling at the bottom right corner.
He has to be loving this PR. Or just being surrounded by a bunch of dudes.
Who knows?
Word on the street is that the only time Phildo smiles like that is after visiting a men’s locker room.
And Phildo looks pretty happy there. Must have been in there for awhile.
Phildo loves having his pictures made at “ball-level”.
Gives him something to stare at while the photographer adjusts the camera.
He has big shoes to fill being the Tourney Winner for 2014.. I’m thinking he has let his Alligator mouth over load his Hummingbird ass on these latest en devours.. I am sure The Hair wont even dignify him with a response..
I really, *really* hope Don takes advantage of this to make an exclusive video all about busting him.
Hey, he may not be a phony Navy SEAL of the week, but I think this guy’s asking for it!
Another terrific Bernathian moment:
Furious with the Oregon State Bar for denying him membership on grounds of poor moral character, Bernath published every complaint ever made against a then-current member of the bar (more than 10,600). He got something wrong, and got sued for 175k for libel. He called a Portland journalist attempting to seek clarification “a little whore”. Stay classy, Birdbath.
http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-4118-juicy_suits_lawyer_vs_lawyer_in_internet_libel_dis.html
Daniel A. “Mr. Blithers” Bernath makes friends EVERYWHERE he goes, doesn’t he?
Benath is a walking poster child for retroactive abortion.
Word.
I feel bad for his kids.
I also feel bad (sorta) for those gentlemen in the bottom right picture in between Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics (aka: Phildo) and Palmer (of the Ballsack) Wickre (formerly Paul – of the Ballsack – Wickre/ of All-Points Logistics).
Jonn/TSO:
We need to expand or re-crop that picture on the bottom right to include a full head shot of Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics.
If anything, he has earned the right to have fair and just representation with the rest of these clowns.
Try ‘queer as Dick’s hatband’. (not gay, but peculiar)
He’s a tempest in a pint milk carton, all foam – no beer, a rusty hinge that will benefit from a coat of Rustoleum.
You name it, the metaphor can be created, the simile can be pronounced.
I can’t comment, anymore, on the 4 morons of the apocalypse. There’s just too much stupid and not enough time.
There are FIVE lights.
As a closet sci-fi junkie, I can say this:
Jean-Luc Picard is “Real Commander”, unlike Commander Phil Monkress at All-Points Logistics who does not even hold a candle.
What does that say……?
And this is a TV character….
Word.
A definitive and verifiable statement.
Word.
I do so enjoy dueling wits with the unarmed.
Jesus reading Bernath spewing all that shit is enough to make you want to scrub your brain with bleach.
That guys is crazier than a sack of meth addicted weasels.
LMFAO!! That wins the prize for Comment of the Year… okay it is still early, but you have my vote.
My fiance and I had a guy powerwash the house who described himself asa squirrel on crack, and it fit… in a good way.
I can just picture Bernasty though, with a weasle body, frothing at the mouth, chasing and chewing off his own tail believing it is a snake trying to get him.
rb325th: a weasel and his tail.
Laughed so hard I woke the cat!
Thank you for my early morning giggle.
Woe is to thou who waketh the cat.
I am so stealing that last phrase. (smile)
My wife often comments that there is something wrong with me because of the stuff I say. Then again it might be my southern upbringing, we have quite a few memorable phrases down here.
My favorite behind the weasels is Crazier than a shithouse rat.
By the way, anyone take a gander of the photoshopped picture on his Facebook profile lately. It’s a gem let me tell you.
Considering some of the outright crap I’ve read on Wiki getting blocked by them is quite the feat.
Bernuts: Here’s a piece of advice that you wont take. Telling an Admin to go fuck him/her.their selves will never ingratiate yourself and will always result in getting booted.
But, they can’t talk to him like that. He’s the god-king of the legal wing. I mean, he’s the only man who knows that the American Legion is just the newest incarnation of the Illuminati that runs the United States Government and uses SEAL Teams as their own personal hit squads.
Just a heads up for anyone that has scheduled a meeting with the Board Of Directors from FirsTech Solutions this morning. There is a massive water break on Wilson Lane. At least now will have an excuse for not bathing today.
http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2015/01/section-bethesda-road-blocked-due-water-main-break/
#Bring ElaineRicciHome
Hack, did you drop off some leftover bag ties at that tacky little brick bungalow on Wilson Lane? That mailbox door could hurt someon.
They had also been doing a lot of road work in that area. I’m sure that the rough commute to and from FirsTech HQ are why Elaine Ricci hasn’t been present at any of the board meetings.
I got to say this….
#BringElaineRicciHome
In all seriousness: I seem to remember that Bernath has made claims of Agent Orange exposure. If my memory is correct, I’d love to know the basis for that claim.
Bernath served on active duty from 14 December 1966 to 2 June 1970. Extracts of Bernath’s service records provided by NPRC show assignments to Great Lakes Naval Training Center (14 Dec 66 to 7 Mar 67) and two ships: the USS Kearsarge (24 March 1967- 29 Feb 1968) and the USS Yorktown (1 Mar 1968 to June 1970, exact date of departure unclear). His records show no other assignments. In particular, they show no shore assignments in SEA.
The VA maintains a list of ships for which Agent Orange exposure is presumed. This list appears to be comprehensive regarding Naval ships and presumptive Agent Orange exposure – it contains 330 ships, including ships that docked in Vietnam only once for a single day (see the entries for the USS Blue, Boxer, Braine, and Bronstein for examples; there are many others).
http://www.publichealth.va.gov/exposures/agentorange/shiplist/list.asp
Anyone want to hazard a guess at which two ships do NOT appear on this list?
Oh, gee whiz, let me guess. Do those ship names start with K or Y?
Should we perhaps buy him a tube of KY Jelly? That way, he could….
Yep. After handing him a printout of his latest bogus legal “wunderwerk”, folded until it’s all sharp corners. (smile)
It’s too bad that no one in the VA seems to think that fraud is an important enough crime that it should be investigated.
Here, this might help.
#ProsecteFraud
I hope we get a new Bernasty or Chevy thread today.
I’ve been spinning this assmonkey up for awhile now at navyseals.com. Catch the comedy at:
http://navyseals.com/3389/phony-navy-seal-week-2/?hubRefSrc=email#lf_comment=253716990
Bernath is nothing more than another deranged and mentally challenged half-man that is into little boys.
No more. No less.
He truly is a special snowflake.
Since he’s reading this, I’d like to give him a little message:
ייתכן שאתה מכניס צנתר מלוכלך ויש לי הזין להצטמק שלך ליפול. אתה בזבוז של בשר שלם ויש להשתמש רק ללמוד כל כך שהאנושות יכולה למנוע כל הפרעה שיש לך מלהתפשט.
Check out his Disqus comments, I’ve been throwing darts at him for days!!
We. We have been throwing darts at him for days, my friend.
Of course, I’ve been having a ball watching him erupt anytime anyone tells the truth about him!!
Do you guys have the faintest idea how many Stan Wolczaks there are in this world?
It’s my opinion that Daniel A. Bernath is the kind of guy who would throw lawn darts straight up into the air hoping one would hit him on its way down so he could sue. I bet he’d sue a car wash for shoddy workmanship because a bird pooped on his car after it was washed!!!
Heh. I was trading Beneath stories with my sister, an actual attorney, and she sent me this email her office received today; I personally think it makes more sense than He Who Crashes With Tube Up Penis: —– Forwarded Message —– Sent: Friday, January 9, 2015 11:42 AM Subject: Re: Holocaust Rule USA Adding **********, Forward to appropriate patriotic American legal professionals now legally documented to oblige to OBEY God LAW!! Subject: HUMANITY CRIMES!! USA In God We Trust….Law Word Power Deep Pocket Law applies due returned to the Mass Majority betrayed Americans In prison for profit bound by GOD Law set free. Insurance is all, ‘Murder,Torture, Extortion for profit.” there is more profit in that than cures. ALL OFFICE OATHS have been lied to and the mass majority can no longer exist in tyranny. Freedom and Peace is every American’s JOB!! Change by GOD and Law is predestined and will keep the American Label with appropriate action your services are called for in GOD’s Nation!! Children are the primary target..no future without your prompt action. Witnessed documented facts as city volunteer. resulted in a number of children’s death held silent by the controlling illegal never serving authorities see attached.. see my facebook, study closely do not Judge..GOD is the Only JUDGE!! DO NOT CONTACT ME..The holders of the pocket receipts are listed on my facebook set on public settings, I will accept friend requests, however it has not been needed. On Fri, Jan 9, 2015 at 7:55 AM, Therese Garcia wrote: As thru ACLU Mailman: Please view my Postings, ACLU 125 Broad St. NY, NY 10004 has an obligation to this nation, America, “IN GOD WE TRUST”, word power betrayed, deep pocket law applies. All oaths of office lied to roots disclosed beginning with the Hippocratic Oath Subject,’HUMANITY CRIMES”, Over the centuries, it has been rewritten often in order to suit the values of different cultures influenced by Greek medicine. Contrary to popular belief, the Hippocratic Oath is not required by most modern medical schools, although some have adopted modern versions that suit many in the profession in the… Read more »
Even more, this was #2 of 18 emails she sent to my sister’s law office just today:
—– Forwarded Message —–
From: Therese Garcia
Sent: Friday, January 9, 2015 7:28 PM
Subject: Re: Posted Proof Malicious actions against children
The longer punks take to get GOD American the more proof I clearly delivered to..
About to make the move out to discover more insanity satanomicists suck cock for clearly perverse “humanity criminals” who prefer “execution for humanity crimes?”
That’s sad..they are clearly too self retarded to recognize kindness
Bottom line
In God We Trust
True Law word POWERED by GOD LAW..thank GOD
Where’d my comment from last night go??
How dare these effers start threatening and defaming people.. just because those people have called ’em out on their military service lies.
Damn… Psul and Bernath don’t have the brains God gave a crow bar. These two are broken machines.