2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament First Round Results
Here you go. Tomorrow will be the West and South Regional Second Rounds, Wednesday the East and North. Thursday we will pare it all town to the top 16.
Current contenders lobbying…..
We got a series of emails from the Cabal of Idiocy this weekend, and they’ve extended their reach. The emails came from Wittgenfeld and Bernath, and included “Cyber-Victims” Frank Visconi, Joe Teti, Kirjath Toney, Lori Scroggins Phipps (the roller derby Marine), Ron White and Palmer “Psul” Wickre.
Go ahead, beat that.
(Worth noting, the topic of the emails was them finding out who “Hack Stone” was. It goes without saying that this is about the 6,356th time they have misidentified a commenter here, and now an innocent family is getting threats from these morons.)
From our Alumni news, many will recall we did some work on Bill Brockbrader. (Read that here.) Brockbader claims to be a SEAL with SEAL Team 9, which is in charge of guiding Tomahawk missiles and then doing the BDA. Well, we called bullshit, but Jonn noted yesterday that we now have unimpeachable evidence he was telling the truth:
One of the charges levelled against Bill Brockbrader is that he made up the story that he was a Navy SEAL. (1)
I’ve just had a personal reading with Archangel Michael, channeled by Linda Dillon, in which I asked him if Bill Brockbrader was a Navy SEAL. (2)
Archangel Michael replied: “Yes. He was.”
I asked him if the national-security state had removed his records and he responded: “They have been altered, yes.” Here is that excerpt from the reading.
Hard to beat evidence like that. A medium channeling Archangel Michael is the next best thing to a DD214.
Our supreme apologies to Brockbrader and the entire SEAL Team 9/Host of Heavenly Angels community.
Category: Politics
Some close some, not so close….fascinating.
There were a few surprises there, that’s for sure.
I lost some picks but my brackets holding up.
I lost Gay Jay Kerwin and “Big Turd” Keeton. They will be disappointed.
But I did get Turd Bolling through!
Tough.
as expected,the phony CPO, Heavy Chevy and The Round Ranger are juggernauts in their respective divisions. I expect a singularity to form when they collide in the fecal four.
But that’s only three.
Who is the 4th defecatory byproduct?
giving it a quick look, I think it will be “Dr heal thy self” Banks.
This will be a tough year.
I want to know who the 11 that voted against heavy Chevy are, or the 5 who voted against bernasty
1 would be Heavy, 1 would be b’Nasty. ‘Ret made darn sure they made it.
Glad to see that Flem beat Doody. That’s a classic pair-up.
All that fan mail you got, TSO. Was pickwickre peckerwood disappointed that he was not included in these lists of disfunctional sociopaths?
Who in the hell didn’t vote for Bernasty, Heavy and Chevy? Damn.
I meant Round, not Heavy.
I believe Round Heavy was his secret squirrel call sign.
It was either Florida or people mistaking Gervais for Al Gore.
RE: Alumni update.
At first I was like is Seal Teal 9 nicknamed the Heavenly Angels and the call sign for the top dog/cc Archangel Michel. (stranger things have happened in the military, especially the SF community) Then I clicked the link and did the home work and was like: O okay more lunacy.
BUT that does sound like a cool idea for a military based Sci-Fi book.
Re: the angelic intervention… wtf did I juust read? Is that guy serious?
I gotta wonder, did he pick Team 9 out of the air? or did he pick it because officially, the is no Team 9? No really, there is no SEAL Team 9
That you know of….
/member of SEAL Team 69.
HAHA
Awesome
THough as far as you SEAL guys go ,at least for this new generation, you’ve kinda added some of your own fuel to the fire. One of the jokes going around among a few of us Low class, non airborne army types is
How do you spot a fake Navy Seal?
Ask him….
1) Who is your Agent?
2) Who published your book?
3) Who is playing you in the movie?
If they can’t answer those three, their fake!
( It was a JOKE, I don’t need SR CHIEF SHipley leading a platoon of retired team guys up here to break my ass.
)
Lot’s of undercover wet work on that team or so the rumor go’s. All classified of course. I’ve heard mention that instead of being discovered under light of day some members have chewed their own arms off to escape and not blow their mission.
Well, his defense is that SEAL Team 9 is so secret that it doesn’t exist, officially.
ah yes, the “super duper double secret GS13 security clearance” defense.
Actually, in all honesty, there is a ‘soft’ ST9 out there.
There were so many Reservists here in CO needing a place to drill from the Teams that they put together a group back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s. They obliquely called themselves ‘ST9’ as sort of an inside joke.
They already did a TV show about them but they weren’t nearly as popular as the other Teams. *snerk*
I know how the warp bubble space-time ripple works, but you tell me how in Hell Chief O’Brien can be in two places at once. Even Scotty wasn’t that good.
And anyway, what’s wrong with B5? That’s ST9’s base, you know.
Don’t lower DS9 into their ranks…I happen to love this show
Are they SURE it was an Archangel that the person was “talking” to? They’re UFO kooks, so I assume they could have brain damage from one too many anal probes during a UFO abduction!
I was just a little disheartened to see my boy, James “Pumpkin Head” Hoskins (#14 – West), failed to advance to the second round. But my other two #1 picks made it. The Reverend Aaron Elijah Culyer (#2 – East) and the 2014 Punk of the Year, James Korfhage (#2 – North). LOL!!!
Both the Reverend and “Kornhole” Korfhage have tough second round matchups.
The Reverend Aaron Elijah Culyer HAS to advance. Death threats AND suicide threats in the same thread? Way too early for him to fold.
Heavy Chevy is looking…well…solid. I’d vote for him over “he who is not a CPO”. Seriously.
^^^^^^what he said^^^^^^ Denny Chevalier for the WIN!!!
Yeah, I think The Chevy, at the very least, will make it the Final Four, along with The Reverend….and who’s that real creepy [expletive]? Sean Yetman. He’ll be in the Final Four…oh wait a minute, first he’s gotta make it past The Reverend! LOL!! Now there’s a match up! Sean “That Creepy Guy” Yetman vs The Reverend Aaron Elijah Culyer.
“Reverend” Elijah Colyer, yeah, right. In the Episcopal Church, “Reverend” is the official title for a Priest, addressed as “Father” like Roman Catholics do. The title “Very Reverend” is used by the Dean of a Cathedral, and Bishops hold the title of “Right Reverend”, thus I assume “Wrong Reverend” would be the proper title for Elijah Colyer!!
Kolyer – yeah, you address him as ‘hey, you rev-boy’.
Or “Rent Boy”.
I was really hoping my man the “secret ninja” sorta SEAL Ron White would at least make it out of the prelims, but alas it was not to be. But hey, it’s ok, Ronnie baby you can just lie about that too and say you were a “sort of finalist”.
White put up a good fight but in the end Turd Bolling was just to much of a shitbag to handle.
Bolling and White battled down the stretch like Affirmed and Alydar with Bolling getting up right at the wire. Meanwhile, you-know looked like Secretariat in The Belmont Stakes: no contest. You may not know of Silky Sullivan, a horse from long ago. That beast would walk out of the gate, linger a gazillion lengths behind the other horses and, when it looked an impossibility, he would start his run, passing the others in the stretch like they were standing still. I’m looking for Silky Sullivan. Haven’t seen him yet in this field.
Well my boy Robert Lawton went down like the loser he is. Landis Lawton or Bod Lawton or what ever name numbnutz is using these days is at least subjected to the Google Gods again. When you read this Robert Lawton as I know you do, run down to supply ask to borrow a set of balls, make a public apology, then go turn them back in, you have no reason for keeping them. Sucks when someone who knows how full of shit you are steps up, doesn’t it Lawton. I am real hard to find fat ass, look me up sometime.
Did I say Bob Lawton or Landis Lawton or Robert Lawton. Seems I didn’t do the Bob Lawton thing enough. Maybe I need to mention Dave Hardin and Bob Lawton in the same sentence. Here pussy, pussy, pussy, come out, come out, wherever you are.
Yea, put me down as disappoint as well. Unlike most of these clowns, he damn well knew better and shit on his own respectable accomplishments. He was given a small chance to square himself away, and failed to do so. Much worse than the ‘sailor’ in whites who beat him out IMO. At least Rotund made it through. In case you haven’t noticed, I have a hardon for Marine fakers. Tho Cheesy and b’Nasty are my picks for the superbowl. They f’in well earned it.
Th members of the Dutch Rudder Steering Club STILL haven’t found or visited me, and Daniel A. Bernath still accuses the wrong man of being me. He once accused two Men at the same time, now he’s gone back to accusing the second one. Is he still blathering that the lovely Michelle Malkin is a regular here on TAH? I’d be tickled to death if that was true, she has looks and brains!!
Malkin wouldn’t comment here. She’d get too many marriage proposals.
Once and for all, I can firmly state that I am NOT Michelle Malkin and SHE IS NOT ME.
bernitwit, you’re a complete moron if you think she is, but what else can we expect from someone who thinks it’s okay to put duct tape on a dog?
“We got a series of emails from the Cabal of Idiocy this weekend, and they’ve extended their reach. The emails came from Wittgenfeld and Bernath, and included “Cyber-Victims” Frank Visconi, Joe Teti, Kirjath Toney, Lori Scroggins Phipps (the roller derby Marine), Ron White and Palmer “Psul” Wickre.”
TSO: Are you of the opinion that these clowns all “believe” each others BS claims as being “legitimate” or do you believe that “losers of the same feather, flock together” mentality to claim they are victimized in light of their lies and fraudulent claims?
It appears most, if not all, of the pedophiles advanced.
Golly gee, if some high speed low drag types ask the Archangel Michael to reveal our true identities, I am afraid we are all truly forked! I wonder if the Archangel Michael can reveal the outcome of a lawsuit before it happens.
But can Arch Angel Michael tell me if The Patriots will get to the SUperbowl this year?
Super confident, and then I look at who they will have to play and I become less so. For some reason, the Steelers really scare me.
But with the newly “fleet of foot” Brady leading us, the sky is the limit.
(Seriously, WTH with a 17 yard scramble. From Brady. Not wearing Uggs.)
GRONK CATCH BALL!!!!!!!
I thought the “Gronk is a meathead” thing was mostly a media invention until I watched that SI interview. Nope, he’s every bit as dumb as he appears.
Also, dude is a machine.
Seriously, the Qeefsome Threesome still misidentify Hack Stone?
How stoopid are they?
Have they never heard of the Italian Stallion?
Oh and overall, I think my “points system” is Killing this tourney.
I’m 7-1 in all 4 brackets but we’ll have to see how everything goes in order for me to be sure, It’s still early
Bernath (95/5) … we all know where this is going.
The 5 must have fat fingered the keyboard!
I chalk it up to the “Elvis Factor”.
Not necessarily, MCPO. “There’s always that 10%”, remember?
Hell, Tom Seaver and Nolan Ryan weren’t unanimous selections to baseball’s Hall of Fame.
And Jack Morris can’t even get in to the Hall, unless he buys a ticket.
Deservedly so, IMO.
Morris was very good – but not great. It’s the Hall of Fame, not the “Hall of Very Good”.
Someone needs to tell Bernath, et al, that http://www.lemonpartytriad.com is available.
They just have to find someone who’ll host it.
Good to know that the vast majority of the tools I voted for moved on! Vaj chin and the Round Marine (he IS the globe in the EGA) are particularly satisfying.
My prediction is still that Birdbath will walk away with the prize. Because no one can beat that crazy!
So we have a chance for William Derek Church and CSM Cornelius Davis to go head to head!
I lost some folks. Damm Gay Jay Kerwin should have won his matchup and Keith Keeton lost to the very loveable Van Fleet. I am shocked Keeton lost but Van Fleet had it coming.
William Derek Church is my favorite right now, but I doubt he can derail the freight train that is Bernasty!
Come on, how did Green not make the cut? Honestly, he had the balls to show up at Ft. Benning running the ARNG Pre-Ranger training wearing a fake Ranger tab, fake Sapper tab, fake CAB, and fake ARCOM/V.
That one has me scratching my head too, Bobo.
What Green did took a serious inversion of the normal “gonad-to-brain” ratio.
I voted for his ass too. It’s the ones that damn well know better, like him and Rotton Lawton that really get me steamed.
I am Hack Stone!…er, I mean Spartacus!
NO! I’M HACK STONE!
(Playing TAH “To Tell the Truth”)
“No, *MY* name is Hack Stone”
No, you’re all wrong.
Hack Stone is the Italian Stallion.
End of story.
Well, although I might sometimes be confused about who I am, I am NOT Hack Stone.
Or maybe I am Hack Stone.
One of the preceding statements may or may not be correct. Same for the other statement. But not this one.
There. That should keep them busy for a while.
Is that time!!! .. wait … Archangel?! can we ask for the lotto numbers or something? *facepalm* btw I still have stolenvalor.us in case you guys want to use it …
Wasn’t Bill the dude that got sentenced for having se with minors and he claimed to be a psychic SEAL? how that training works? you have to hit the wave and at the same time say the cards that are being pulled by an instructor in the beach correctly?
Man this year is loaded tons of ppl, amazing …
That is correct, Lost. Best I can tell, Brockbrader is currently the guest of the US Bureau of Prisons for his past misdeeds.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=35489
95-5?
I like those numbers for a 3:1 Bernasty-Cheeseslayer exacta.
Bernasty in a walk. Cheeseslayer a trailing second.
I was thinking the same thing….lol 95-5…unanimous nearly. Chevy came awfully close.
As for the new Union of Phonies (Wittgenfeld and Bernath, and included “Cyber-Victims” Frank Visconi, Joe Teti, Kirjath Toney, Lori Scroggins Phipps (the roller derby Marine), Ron White and Palmer “Psul” Wickre)
They need a Super Phony group name.
Bundle of Dildos.
Just wrap them “Phildostyle”.
Fabulous Fake Frauds. Cause they all look “Simply Maaawwwvelusss”
They’re the “Stolen Valor Clown Council.”
Cabal of Bullgoose Loonies is good.
There is also Complete Collection of Clowndogs.
Or how about Biggest Bastion of Boring Birdbrains?
Funny you should mention that, the exacta, I mean. My bookie says that there is no win money being taken. None. It’s the first time in history of the Stolen Valor Tourney that the win book is remaining closed. The action being taken is over/under, exactas (or perfectas, if you prefer) and the triple (or trifecta). There are doubles ONLY for the South, North, and West only. The east is all locked up. Fahgettaboutit.
The safest bet is a 5-dog box. 185-100, but easy money.
Fuck ’em all. I’ll be glad when this is over with. Birdbath for the win.
OVER
*rustle*……*rustle*……*rustle*….*rustle*……..*BITCH*
**** URGENT- TOP E-4 SECRET – SIGINT INTERCEPT **** ARCHANGEL MICHEAEL OVERHEARD TELLING OBESE MALE MOUTHBREATHING LT. CPL. THAT IF HE WINS THE TOURNAMENT, THE PATS WILL WIN SUPERBOWL. NOTHING FOLLOWS.
We got a series of emails from the Cabal of Idiocy this weekend, and they’ve extended their reach. The emails came from Wittgenfeld and Bernath, and included “Cyber-Victims” Frank Visconi, Joe Teti, Kirjath Toney, Lori Scroggins Phipps (the roller derby Marine), Ron White and Palmer “Psul” Wickre.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blair%27s+Law
The ongoing process by which the world’s multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force.
Gervais received votes?
There might be a few Canadians on here, rooting for the home team guy.
LMAO ! ! !
Gimbl all the way.
Just got kicked out of a bar in Coconut Grove, FL Bru’s Room. Dogs are the excuse yet again. Now he has 2 dogs. And he’s flaming the bar and encouraging his sheeple to do the same on social media.
Way to go, boot.
Gimbl walks into a bar, has a parrot on his head. The bartender goes, “Gee, where’d you get THAT?”.
The parrot says, “In a fucking mental institution! They’re all over the place!”
I won’t vote for Cheesalier or Bernuts. I believe, that while these two schumcks are deserving of the title, they will likely use it to file another lawsuit or some other crap. If either of them win I bet they put it on their respective websites like some deluded badge of honor.
I’m politicking for the Other Than Honorable Reverend Colyer. He’s the loser I want to see win.
Till the next one bracket is halfway out the door Lol…