Angie Harmon back on the market
TSO sends us an email from some beach in the third world somewhere to alert us to the fact that Angie Harmon is divorcing her husband. Normally, someone in Hollywood getting a divorce wouldn’t get much attention on this blog, but Angie Harmon has a special place in our hearts here. COB6 posted a picture of her a few years back and in those days of leaner traffic, that picture got us loads of traffic for months afterwards and we became the number one search result on “Angie+Harmon+Hot”.
Basically, it’s a reminder of how I don’t know a thing about blogging and I just post stuff that people send me – so here I am doing it again.
Oh, yeah, on the split up, here’s Fox News.
Category: Who knows
I volunteer to be next.
And to think, I had started to give up on the world.
So, who here thinks I got a shot? I mean, I got some stuff to offer a gal like her. I DO! So… shut up all of you mugs! Who knows? I’ve seen some pretty hot babes with some pretty dorky lookin’ guys. Sure they all had big money but I’d tell Angie, “Hey sweetheart, money isn’t everything ya know. It takes true, deep, abiding and committed love too. That…I have to offer you in spades!”. I don’t know, but I’m just saying it could be enough to turn her head anyway. That whole thing and the rest of the “unseen package” of stuff I got to offer could be a deal maker.
Yea,I think you do. If Angelina could hook up with Billy Bob and Lyle, I see no reason why you can’t. Oh,wait,what about Mrs. Sparks? It’s not nice to get Mrs. Sparks PO’ed at you.
Oops,my bad. It was Julia Roberts and Lyle. Same hot/goofy/dopey principle still applies.
CLAW131…Yea, Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett…that’s a big, go figure. Same with Angelina and Billy Bob.
He had it all. Jug ears and long nose. You can take it from there.
2/17 Air Cav…THANK YOU!!! Fortunately I learned after a few months of reading TAH to keep a rag by my chair to wipe off my screen and keyboard. LMAO!!!
No,wait,I thought it was supposed to be the size of your hands and feet that approximated the length of the package,not the nose or ears. Damn, women have been stringing me along for quite a while.
CLAW131: Give it some more think. I have confidence you will get the usefulness of jug ears and long nose from another perspective!
2/17 Air Cav….And THIS is why I Love TAH!!!!
Yep, I thought about that in English. It kind of sounds like a French thing and I can’t think in French.
By the way. I located her “agency” online. I sent a copy of my best selfie and asked her for a date. How’s That! Now, if anything comes of this…you guys will be the first to know…because I like you all. Well, second to know. The first will be when I have to run it past the wife. You think she’ll go for it? I mean we’re talking one measly date here. With Angie Harmon no less. Surely at my age, she’d allow me a little latitude. I know I’ll have to plan it out and talk to her like a Philadelphia Lawyer but she could come around and warm up to the idea. Who knows and it is after all…worth the shot!
Sparks……..face it, you, me were old. No shot.
Smile
3/17 Air Cav…Yea and it breaks my f**king heart too! Sparks…meet the Earth again.
Sparks…..what you might consider, is contacting Claw 131. He has a very special diet that involves C-Rats from back in the day. I don’t know much about it, but it involves consuming massive portions of ham and mothers. Says it will shave thirty plus years off you in six weeks!
He swears by it!
Yea, it’s known as the chronic diarrhea diet and the only cure is consuming mass quantities of pink Neccos. But if you let it run its’ course,you’ll have 6 pack abs in no time.
Oh,and you must eat Hershey tropical bars as in between meal snacks to get the full effect.
3/17 Air Cav…Funny you should mention that. Being from the south I rather liked the ham and motherf**k*rs. I could always trade ANYTHING for two of those. I ate good over there I will say that. Never went hungry anyway. I still have my P-38 so if I can just find some old H & M’s, I’ll be all set. Then…maybe I’ll have a shot in six or seven weeks!
Unfking believable, I thought Claw was the only Vietnam Vet who liked Ham and Mothers.
Next you’ll tell me you liked warm Fresca!
3/17 Air Cav…Fresca…Uh no! Anything that could eat the bottom out of an ammo case, I’m not drinking.
Sparks…..As Pepper Martin the famous St. Louis Cardinal baseball player said; “I can work my Missouri mule from sun-up to sundown and still ain’t going to win the Harmon I mean Kentucky Derby!
smile
3/17 Air Cav….LMAO, Thanks brother.
That would kill you, Sparks. If Mrs. Sparks doesn’t.
Pinto Nag…Oh my gosh. First, you’re right, about ME and Mrs. Sparks. Second but just as important, I take off on a thread like this and always forget, THERE’S LADIES IN THE ROOM! Please forgive me if I offended.
Who, me? Offended? Nah, you’d have to work harder than that to offend me. I’m a scabby old rat, as far as comments like that go.
But there’s an old saying, Sparks…it’s not catching a rattlesnake that’s hard — it’s turning it LOOSE! 😉
Pinto Nag…Well said!
Aye aye, Ma’am! Seen that one more than once. Latest was son #1’s ex girl friend, call sign “Hell Bitch” of Lonesome Dove fame. Great looking gal with a soul of pure evil. Brrrrrr…..
In the immortal words of John Ringo, “The face of an angel with the soul of Jeffrey Dahmer!”
Yeah, I dated one of those once. Once.
Hall pass?
I think you have an excellent shot, Sparks. Right after me…
Sparks, you absolutely have a shot! If you saw my wife (HOOOTTTT!) with me, you’d have not doubt. I am not a handsome lad by any means, and have somewhat less game than Ted Bundy in a women’s self-defense class. Basically, my marriage is walking, talking proof that God loves idiots and losers! I have every confidence in your ability to seal that deal and/or tie that knot.
Well, there’s my weekend planned:
Step one-find Angie Harmon.
Step two-work game.
Step three-fight restraining order.
Sparks. “So, who here thinks I got a shot?”
You. Her. Island. Marooned. No.
You. Her. Mankind facing extinction. No.
You. Her. Agonizing death or you. Maybe.
So, yeah, it looks like you have a shot.
2/17 Air Cav…Thanks my man. Hope does spring eternal.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I am into music more than tv or movies, so could someone tell me what movie/s this scrumptious delight above stars in?
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For God’s sake, man. You’ve been smitten.
Fire mission over!
Law and Order … TV
In the words of the famous philosophers:
“Schwing!”
“If she were President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”
Excellent!
Maybe to at least score some points for the TAH Nation in general, we can convince HS Junior to ask her to be his date at his Junior Prom. He’s probably the only one among all of us that has even a remote chance (hah!)
HOLY SHIT … I love that idea hahahahahahahaha
nbcguy54…Why just him I ask? Why not a TAH lottery to see who gets a shot?
Because most of us don’t have a HS prom coming up.
Gravel…Well there is that and after all…he’s young.
Well, I can’t do it! I’m happily, loyally, and exclusively married! Plus, my wife’s Cambodian. They have all kinds of traditional tortures I really don’t want to find out about! She might paralyze me, pin my eyelids open, and set me in front of the TV during a “Teen Mom” marathon, for Christ’s sake!
Ah … bah … dah …
Ah … bah … dah …
Ah … bah … dah …
Ah … bah … dah …
Ah … bah … dah …
Ah … bah … dah …
That is all I got!
I would join ya’ll in the gutter, but I’ve already got the most wonderful woman in the world.
Plus she already thinks I have the mind of a 12-year old boy. Yeah, no shit?
And then she’d kill me. Dead. Literally.
“I would join ya’ll in the gutter, but I’ve already got the most wonderful woman in the world.”
So? Bring a date.
2/17 Air Cav…”So? Bring a date.”
Rag meet screen and keyboard…again! Courtesy of 2/17 Air Cav…again!
NHSparky…So, mom won’t let you come out to play is that it?
Seriously though, all respect for you my man. I love my wife as well with all my heart and…since she can’t read a ruler or measuring tape, I got that whole thing going for me! 😀 (If she ever read the things I post here…two words…DEAD MEAT!!!
Also…the photo of lovely Angie at the top of the tread is TOO dark. The original available on Bing images of Angie Harmon, reveals much more! I see we’re keeping it family friendly here. 😀
Seriously, you guys are SO predictable.
And it’s the size of the schnozz.
Bunch of mopes, you are. Next time, we girls get to have a guy to drool over.
Having all of us to drool over isn’t enough?
Well now…
nbcguy54…Hey yea! What’s up with that? We ain’t much but we got…stuff, ya know. Sure, sure some of it’s old, used and well worn but it’s still Craigslist worthy stuff.
Don’t forget skills. We men have skills too.
Drinking, eating, belching, passing gas, and scratching are not skills, CLAW.
Wait … WHAT?
Looks like a few of us going to need to update our resumes.
Gee thanks 2/17. Now I’m going to have yet another wife tell me that she told me so.
Damn you guys. I can’t stop laughing. (My wife–who is in another room–wants to know what’s so funny. I replied, “Nothing.” I don’t think she’s buying it.
Yes,but doing all of those at once while taking a nap does take skill.
2/17 Air Cav…Thanks bud…there goes the header of my introduction letter to Angie. Now what do I offer her?
Mopes?
Guilty as charged. 🙂
My eyes were rolling too Ex. Inside of every supposedly grown man is a 12, maybe 14-year-old boy. That’s just how it is.
As for us, Timmy Tebow is nice eye candy, and a very nice man too.
Tebow? That mommy’s boy? Ick.
At least you made me laugh.
However, I have one word for the lot of you.
Incubuses. (Or incubi.)
Why yes I am, Thank you very much.
My last succubus ran off, (the damned wench) you interested in joining my demented coterie Ex?
You ladies did get some eye candy. Jonn posted an article about the guy selected to be the next SMA yesterday. Looks to be a fairly handsome guy. Enjoy.
Of course, the photo’s in uniform. You ladies will have to convince him to do the “beefcake” photo. Best of luck with that. (smile)
The 4 star head shed of SOCOM is one rugged handsome looking feller.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/LTG_Joseph_Votel_official_portrait.png
Well, I’ll be!
hahahahaha this has to be the absolute best comment of the day. I don’t know why but it made me laugh my ass off.
Damn but the Express Scripts co-pay on Viagra is so high…and you can only get 6/mo.
I didn’t notice but my bride said that Angie’s boobs seem to have grown exponentially between Law and Order and Rizoli.
It’s all good, every playground needs remodeled from time to time.
So has my belly. What’s her point?
nbcguy54…Ugh Roger That.
Ski slopes need updated and groomed on occasion.
Even the Mona Lisa has to get retouched from time to time!
I was going to post, but I think I might be better off if I just pass and go to another blog, you guys are something eles, besides, I douth very much if any of you would know what to do if Angie rang your door bell. LoL
El wrongo. We (or at least me) would certainly know WHAT to do but if we’d be up to the challenge is another question.
In a rush to invite her in I’d probably crush her toes with my wheels.
My first (and probably last) date with Angie will be at the E.R. as her broken feet are wrapped in casts. On the bright side, I do have a spare wheelchair she can borrow … so there is that.
Of course this also means Jason is back on the market as well. Just saying.
I’d totally volunteer, but there’s plenty of pretty girls around here that are in striking distance.
So, how did Angie Harmon show up on TAH in the first place anyways?
Farflung Wanderer…Real simple stuff.
1. She’s Angie Harmon
2. This is TAH
What Sparks said.
Sexist pigs, you are.
Luv u 2 🙂
Ex……in my defense, as to a sexist pig. I told Sparks he was old, and had no chance.
I’m playing bingo at the retirement home as we speak. Honest injun!
It’s like my granddade used to say:
Oh, for the days when men were men, and women were glad of it.
The other thing he said was: Kissin’ don’t last. Cookin’ do.
Gramps was a wise man.
Ex-PH2 – does that mean that you wouldn’t be willing to buy the new “Men of TAH” 2015 Pin-up Calender?
Yeah, but you all have to look like SGT Kfir Rziki of the Israeli Army or Jethro Gibbs in his younger days.
A girl’s gotta have her standards, you know.
Oh. Standards? I forgot. Anyway, both copies won’t be available until the police evidence auction sometime in 2019 anyway, so you still have time to adjust your standards…
I’m IN like Flint. Lemme know and I’ll have that beefcake selfie ready to send.
And now’s about the time that Mrs COB6 Actual has the vise out…and tight.
She’ll go for me, no problem. All of you combined ain’t got a chance.
A man of confidence.
Ah, the naive confidence of youth . . . . (smile)
I can appreciate a nice chassis design like any man, I suppose, but I wouldn’t trade my wife for 5 Angie’s.
True story.
Ms. Harmon is very nice to look at, to be sure. But I’m afraid that any social interaction between she and any of this crew would involve Pepper Spray at one point or another.
Coffee meet screen and keyboard.
I think I’m going to call this My Therapy Thread. I laughed so hard yesterday, my ass fell off twice. I’m smartening up, though. Before visiting here this a.m., I de-assed. I’m glad I did. Pepper spray.
Yeah … this thread has been pretty funny.
Rumor has it Sparks will not be with us today. He’s locked himself in his man cave. He’s having his own Angie Harmon movie marathon!
3/17 Air Cav…No that was last night and it was a good time had by all. Well, me by myself anyway but you get the drift. “You can’t always get what you want. But is you try sometime you find. You get what you need”.
Oh Good, another woman for me to disappoint….
😀
Master Guns, you’ve never disappointed me.
As a parting shot, er…thought on Angie Harmon. I think every November 3rd should be “The Annual TAH Babe Day”. A new babe each 11-3 for our viewing, posting and…imagining pleasures. More often would suit me but with all the damned phoneys to sort out getting in the way well, we have to take care of business first I know. But I’m sure Angie would approve of our work here.
Why should we have it once a year? Why not once a month?
And before I’m hung out to dry, or Ex-PH2 shorts my wheelchair batteries, or throws caltrops at my tires … yes you women can have a “Beefcake Day.”
Gravel…Thank you. I had to see the wife off to work and just got back. I was going to add that for the sake of fairness the TAH ladies should have an “Annual (or Monthly) TAH Beefcake Day” Multiple photos allowed since their tastes may vary from lady to lady. That way they can ooh and ahh and we can in turn take the beefcake guys…apart.