Coffee cup posers

| October 2, 2014

I’m sure you’ve all bought stuff from our sponsor MyServicePride the folks who put your awards on coffee cups, mugs and a number of other things. My house and car are jam-packed with their stuff. As you can well imagine the nature of their business attracts posers, and they try to keep an out for them. MrWolf sends us a link from their Busting Posers page about a fellow who, after adding a Distinguished Service Cross and a Soldiers Medal underneath his EIB and CAB over his Ranger Tab, inquired how he could add the Medal of Honor to his rack;

October-poser-rack

The crew at MyServicePride asked him how he earned those things, since he didn’t seem to appear on any of the official sites. His reply;

“Concerning the Medal of Honor, I knew it would bring up your type of inquisition, I am not an official at all, I am a trained guerrilla fighter, so I was not even given military credentials or records of any existence, nor were any of the others, I served the P.A. National Guard with other volunteer students from my school and one other, I had singlehandedly got a confirmed infrared training kill rumored to have up to five while under squad fire while engaging our enemy squad, I moved my flank position to the right up a slighted slope, my Infrared PDD was not off after my training instructor checked, I am only a trained guerrilla, but when I later checked, something like that feat while in action is medal of honor quality performance, if you can validate it for me for the site as a quasimilitary type of asset I thank you Jacey. I have a log war story for my 2 day exploit if you would like to see it to, REPLY BACK, I also have other award remniscience as well.”

He sounds perfectly legitimate to me. I mean, I don’t know anyone with a “confirmed infrared training kill”, do you? So he must be legit. Actually, it sounds to me like a video gamer whose exploits in that realm qualify him for the Medal of Honor, whether we think so or not. The rest of the story is at the link. Pick up a cup or a mug while you’re over there, but know that the crew at MSP has an eye on your order.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Steadfast&Loyal

The Dumbass is strong with this one.

Seriously…dial back the meds.

Anonymous

Surpised he didn’t ask them to put his Battle of Hoth and CP Khitomer Relief Expedition ribbons on there.

Old Trooper

Just as long as he doesn’t want the Space Shuttle Door Gunner badge, because those of us that have qualified for that had to go through some serious shit to earn it!

Hondo

I hope they replied back thusly:

“Oh, so in other words you’re a LSoS. KMFA, GFY, and then FOAD. Oh, and take your business elsewhere, you MFSOB.”

Or something along those lines. (smile)

Sparks

Hondo…I wonder if the guys over at MyServicePride would put LSoS, KMFA, GFY, FOAD and MFSOB on a mug for him? 😀

Also, one big, shiney, bright, solid yellow ribbon on it for him? You know, the one you get for being an ass upended, coward.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe they could even put either a “Horse’s Ass” medal on it or half of one in tribute to the poser’s half-assed babble that he replied with?

Former SF Guy

Methinks “confirmed infrared training kill” = MILES gear in PAARNG lingo. Clearly worthy of Infrared Medal of Honor.

David

There is an SOP for that… the infrared MOH is pinned on with a blowtorch.

UpNorth

Pinned on with a blowtorch? Will they sell tickets, or put it on Youtube? I want to see that.

BarrierBoy

I’d pay double!

Trent

I’ve bought items from these guys before and I really like that they actually questioned the customer rather than make the easy sell. I give them great credit for that.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ditto! I have to give them at least 20 Cool Points for putting integrity over profit!

rfisher

IRTK – MILES, or LazerTag???

Snowsoldiermedic

Is this someone trying to be funny? I think it’s a parody. My brain hurts.

Cacti35

You have got to be shitting me?

Elric

That is totally awesome. Not Mall Cop Ninja quality but he’s off to a good start in life.

I know those companies sell a lot of stuff and can’t vet peoples’ claims, but that would.

Now for a question. While I still have my TA-50 and, PPE, and my blues and dress mess, I got rid of everything else. Am I the only one who just dumped most of that stuff when retiring?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

OK … If this guy is a fully trained guerrilla fighter, then I am a fullty trained Migilla Gorilla wrestler!

Here is the only known video footage of the aforementioned guerrilla fighter:

David

Back to “Captain Ron”:
“GOrilla. GUERilla. Huge difference. HUGE difference”

Mark Lauer

I was a Marine Seal, but my records of existence were extinguished in a conflagration on a slighted building wall during a training infrared scenario. But, I was told by my instructor mentor that my mission in National Guard Army Reserve student volunteer simulation was of Navy Cross performance equality.

I think I just broke my brain.

MustangCryppie

Now that is fucking hilarious.

ByrdMan

This made me laugh. Awesome.

Additionally, I once hit six home runs in a pick up game of whiffle ball. This should immediately qualify me for entrance into the MLB Hall of Fame and makes me a better player than Lou Gherig and Josh Hamilton. Those chumps only hit four.

GDContractor

Send the kid some skittles and AZ iced tea. If he runs out he might go full wickre.

rb325th

Well… yeah, I got nothing.

Hondo

So did the toolbox trying to order the cup. (smile)

ChipNASA

I’m going to e-mail them a request…..as follows…(I told you after the Hillary Clinton comment I was going to start Lying. BIG.

ChipNASA: Hi, MSP?
MrWolf: Yes, how may I help you?
ChipNASA: Yes I’d like one with everything.
MrWolf: Excuse me?
ChipNASA: Well I just wanted to order one with everything. I’ve done it all. You should have read about my exploits with Hillary Clinton. I’m famous.
MrWolf: You are huh?
ChipNASA: Don’t you know who I am?!?!?!?!
You better get up off your ass and get me one with everything…now…Pronto…..STAT.
MrWolf: What do you think this is, Domino’s Pizza?
*click*

jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Sorry guys … Yes, more video of the trained …

Hondo

With apologies to Kurt Vonnegut: “Welcome to the Monkey House”.

A Proud Infidel®™

A monkey spanking his monkey, is that comedy, animal sports or animal pr0n?

AdamsSamoa

The guy is probrably in the PA National Guard. He is getting it as a joke. “I have a log war story for my 2 day exploit”

Veritas Omnia Vincit

He and others from his school? We have schools for the mentally challenged among our population that are called training schools, but the only real training is to keep them from harming themselves or others.

I would consider this fellow as perhaps not possessing the requisite number of sandwiches properly prepared to create an appropriate picnic at this time. In fact it might be appropriate to note he appears to be far short of the requisite number of sandwiches to meet any standard recognition of a picnic anywhere in the world.

OLDAV8R

What, was the MOH vending machine at the paintball range inop?

Cakmakli

Damn. That’s some crazy shit right there.

CLAW131

And once again the highly sought after “Silver Cross”(this time with Auto Rifle and Machinegun clasps)rears it’s ugly head. Won’t these people ever stop in their quest for mediocre recognition?

Green Thumb

Too bad they do not sell Honorable Discharges.

They could make a fortune as of late.

Jim Miller

The only honorable discharge this guy ever saw was the one his boyfriend spit out.

MGySgtRet.

He was just trying to keep up with this well known warrior:

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

CAS6

I think I should get a coffee mug with all my bling. An Army Service Ribbon, an AAM, and a Medal of Honor with an arrowhead and a star. That will impress the rest of the S6 shop.

CLAW131

My S-6(or was it the S-5?) shop was a bunch of hard asses.One end of month payday inspection I showed them my Antarctica Service Medal w/Silver Winter Over Device and they didn’t even raise an eyebrow. Their only concern was getting the Stars and Stripes to the S-3 Sergeant Major by morning chow.

CLAW131

My comment above is not to be construed as factual. I do not,I say again,do not have the Antarctica Service Medal w/Silver Winter Over Device listed as an award on my DD214.The reference came from my many winter training exercises at places such as Grafenwohr,Wildflecken,Camp Hof and the Fulda Gap,the NTC at Fort Irwin,Camp Hale and Fort Carson,and a fuel stopover at Goose Bay,Labrador that seemed to take three days to complete. One of the First Sergeants I had in Germany used to refer to us as Camouflaged Penguins at morning formation during the winter months. So I didn’t want anybody to think I had really wintered over at the South Pole.

Mark Lauer

Oh, you just missed getting it!
All you had to do was 3 days at Fukoffen Airfield in Northern Germany, and 3 days at Thissuks, Scotland.
😀

CLAW131

I’ve heard of them. Aren’t they in-country R&R spots when stationed at BFE?

AW1Ed

I spent a week at RAF Kinloss, Scotland. Did the Glenfiddich distillery tour. That’s good for the Antarctica Service Medal w/ Winter Over device, right? It was in December, after all.

I need to update my DD-214.

CLAW131

AW1Ed,Nope,sorry,it takes a minimum of 15 days to qualify for the Service Medal.Only extended winter service qualifies you for a device. You only get an “Atta Boy” for that week and I don’t think that’s an authorized entry on a DD-214.

ChipNASA

My comment above is not to be construed as factual. I do not,I say again,do not have the Antarctica Service Medal w/Silver Winter Over Device listed as an award on my DD214. for banging Hillary Clinton.

/from the other thread
//that you know of 😀

Mark Lauer

Maybe not, but you should get the Purple Heart for getting a frost bitten dick.

Sparks

ChipNASA….I’ve been away and just catching up. My man, you are rockin’ on with that one! I have to go with Mark Lauer also, that it would absolutely constitute Purple Heart qualifications. Banging Hillary? I think I’ll forgo supper tonight.

CLAW131

ChipNASA,the question on everybody’s mind is when you finished with the aforementioned banging,and Hillary asked “Was it as good for you as it was for me?,did you answer her with What difference does it make now?/sarc

OAE CPO USN Ret

I actually did 2 Winter Overs at McMurdo, so I only rate the gold device.

Bill

http://michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/

This link is not to a military poser, but I know since we all seem to love (hate) reading about various ones, here’s a whole cup of crazy for you. This girl claims to have been involved in almost every bit of pop culture for the past 30 years. You can keep yourself occupied for hours just reading this stuff.

CLAW131

Looks like we found Forrest Gump’s second wife.

Fjardeson

Bill, that blog is fifteen kinds of crazy. Even crazier than Paul(mer) Wickre. I just had to recalibrate sea level on my Insane-O-Meter!

Michael

According to her, this place would be like Russia or Iraq without her. My God that lady is crazy.

Amy Lee

It is what happens when you are surrounded by the who’s who of the entertainment industry and those who are on the cutting edge of technology. I was just a girl who could make up songs and had a few ideas…REALLY GOOD IDEAS…

You must realize it doesn’t bother me to be called crazy. I even made up a few songs about it. Just keep in mind that there are many in the industry who choose for whatever reason to not take the spotlight. They work behind the scenes, for example ghostwriters in all forms of the publishing industry which includes the music industry.

So, it happens I made an impact on forms of pop culture…but I couldn’t have done it without the existence of an audience.

David

well, you better sue Billy Squier ‘cuz he claims to be who wrote Emotions in Motion, RIM for the Crackberry, Steve Jobs and the lads at Apple for iPhones, etc. There appear to be few limits on what you made up.

Hondo

Careful, David, or you’ll have her crying Bitter Tears – and then she’ll Disappear. (smile)

Amy Lee

Why would I want to sue the very people who were trying to help me? By the way, if it wasn’t true…why have they not tried to sue me? Think about that one, dear…

Hondo

Why didn’t they sue? Methinks they didn’t sue because they were laughing so hard they couldn’t hold their cell phones – much less call their lawyers. But I could be wrong.

ArmyATC

Why haven’t they sued you, snookums? Probably because they either don’t know you exist (the most probablt explanation), or they know you’re bat shit crazy and aren’t worth the time and expense to bother with. They know, as well as we, that you had nothing to do with what you claimed. Might I suggest a bit of therapy? Doctors can do wonders these days.

Amy Lee

Of course, that is the reason they haven’t sued me! In a world where entertainers (or anyone for that matter) will sue someone for no reason…would not sue ME after making the serious claims of being raped, writing lyrics others claim to write, etc. Your theory really doesn’t hold water.

ArmyATC

Of course it does. You claim credit for things that occurred before you were born or too young to have taken part in them. So spare us the nutty ramblings. It would seem more than obvious you had no part in what you claimed, or you would have sued those involved for not giving you credit. So why didn’t you?

Hondo

ArmyATC: see the Joni Mitchell clip below.

ArmyATC

Don’t give her any ideas!! She may claim that the song was written by her.

Amy Lee

The music industry wanted to cover up the rape of a songwriter. 30 yrs later no one actually remembers when a particular song was released to the public or the first time they heard it. They liked to claim the songs were released outside the US before they actually were released. Not to mention that 30 yrs later, a large majority of those who actually utilize blogs, fan sites, etc. were not even born when the songs were actually released to the public. So, the only reference you have to say that a song was released after May 1983 are from the PR teams of the entertainers, the label, the studios, who basically run the publishing industry.

ArmyATC

So it makes it easy for you to say you wrote the song. No one is buying it. Same goes for the films, books, and other things you take credit for. It’s okay to admit that you’re a lonely, homely woman who hasn’t accomplished anything in life so takes credit for the work of others. We all know that’s what you are doing anyway.

Amy Lee

I never claimed to write books or scripts. I worked with many actors, directors, producers, and writers on those. Many of which wanted to use my songs in the films. So, they would ask me for ideas.

ArmyATC

Amy, here’s the bold truth. You’re a not and a liar. There’s really nothing more to say. I’ve perused your site and can’t believe that you actually take credit for anything and everything that’s happened since the mid 1970s. Now go away, moron. You are beginning to bore the hell out of me.

Ex-PH2

Quit lying, Amy. You’re a lying bitch and you know it. You haven’t had an original idea since you were conceived. Shut the fuck up, slut.

Ex-PH2

Nobody remembers, huh? Oh, Amy, you ignorant slut. Try this on for size, dimwit. I was in the Student Union Building at college, late in September 1963. Someone put a dime in the juke box to play ‘She Loves You’ by the Beatles. 51 years later, and I still remember it. You could not be more full of utter shit if you were biting into a big shit sandwich.

ArmyATC

That bitch is completely off her rocker. I usually wouldn’t advocate this, but Jonn should ban her from here. All she’s doing is using this site as a place to spread her lies.

Amy Lee

You prove it! I can actually prove the things I claim…even with pictures, with documents and history of my family which I often used. For instance, I came up with the idea for the television show Dallas. My grandparents are from Dallas, my dad and brother was born in Dallas, and some of close friends were The Ewing family. My parents names are Robert (Bobbie) and Sue. My great grandfather (Joseph Ross) is where the character name John Ross/J.R. came from. I have posted pictures of the real Ewings and other items. My parents were living in Dallas on Nov. 1963 when Pres. JFK was killed on Elm Street, which was inspiration for me to come up with ideas for the film “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Though I had intended for Freddy to be a rapist (due to me being raped), it was changed to his mother being raped. If you want to know how the actor Robert Englund came into my life…you will just have to read my blog.

ArmyATC

Blah, blah, blah. Sure. And you named the ‘man on the moon.’ You probably named all the craters on the moon and picked the landing sights for each Apollo mission. All you’ve proven is that you are a lying nutjob. Now go away.

ArmyATC

BTW, you ignorant bitch, I’m not going to read your blog full of lies. I lost precious IQ points just looking it over. You’re a moron and a liar.

Sparks

Amy…Wow, you’re missing the big picture. It’s “The Man”, trying to keep you down. I am surprised you haven’t come right out and claimed that as well.

Amy Lee

Well, you might want to know that the bottle in the song was one Kurt used to molest me with…and there is a reference to them taking my virginity with “break the bubble”…

Does that help?

Enigma4you

Amy,

What Color is the sky in your world?

Amy Lee

Purple dear…

Hondo

Does it have diamonds in it?

ChipNASA

I bet she has kaleidoscope eyes.

Amy Lee

“The silence of a falling star. Lights up a purple sky. And as I wonder where you are. I’m so lonesome I could cry.” by Alabama native Hank Williams

“And watch my purple sky fly over me” by Alabama Amy Lee recorded by the band I named Evanescence

CLAW131

Damn,I was hoping she was going to tell us it is the color of unicorn poop.

Hondo

You mean those yellow, green, red, and orange Skittles aren’t unicorn poop? Oh, boy . . . .

CLAW131

Hondo,Yep,I know what Skittles are made of. I’m waiting for this little chickie to tell us she is actually Peaches #7 of Peaches and Herb and she wrote all of the songs during her tenure.

ArmyATC

Why not? The crazy twat is claiming credit for damned near everything else.

Ex-PH2
Hondo

Um, I’ll just leave this here . . . .

(smile)

Ex-PYH2

So because Kurt is dead and not around to defend himself against your fucking lies, you think it’s okay to go on with this crap?

Bitch, PLEASE!!!! You are one of the ugliest, nastiest, skankiest, most disgusting creatures ever foisted on the world. Go crawl back into your hole. You need to apologize to the world and to Nirvana and the rest of rock music for being a selfish, self-centered, lying piece of shit.

Amy Lee

Ex-PYH2, it is sad and unfortunate you find it necessary to try to put me down because you have no other way to express yourself against me. You might find it easier to try to accept the truth and find peace in the fact that Kurt left the public life because of his actions against me. That I made up the song which he “had” to record called “Rape Me”. You will find on my blog all the proof you need which includes the obituary for the real Courtney Love (a woman from South Carolina) which he chose to name the woman who agreed to say they were married (another cover up). The obit is dated January 14, 1985, and Jan. 14 is the day Nirvana’s former drummer who goes by the stage name Dave Grohl uses as his public birthday. I’m sorry you felt it necessary to be so defensive and angry. I do understand how it might be hard to realize the truth about someone.

ArmyATC

Do you really think anyone believes that claptrap of stupidity and lies? I wonder if the Cobain estate knows you are spreading such tales about him. Here’s the truth about you. You are a lying stank ass bitch who needs some serious psychiatric intervention. Jonn, is it possible to block this bubbling pool of insanity rather than give her a forum to spread her mindless drivel and lies?

Sparks

Bill and others…One of her MANY Facebook sites lists her age as Born: December 13, 1981. Kinda messes up the, “These are among the songs I wrote or co-wrote starting when I was 15 in 1983…”, from her page you linked here. Like all phoneys and posers, it’s the dates and timelines that out them every time. Math is hard isn’t it Amy? John Wayne, someone else you probably wrote a song for or about or otherwise inspired, said, “Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid”. Think on that Amy. But then again, there’s that whole “think” thing again.

BillR

The real Amy Lee was born December 13, 1981, as Amy Lynn Lee (now Hartzler). This crazy impostor gracing this thread whose first and middle names happen to be Amy Lee was born January 12, 1968. And yes, that would still make her too young for many of the things she is claiming.

Amy Lee

Hun, I was writing songs when I was 7 and 8 years old. The ones which were published and recorded had been rattling around in my head for years before being discovered. As with most entertainers, the artist who goes by the stage name “Amy Lynn Lee Hartzler” auditioned for me in 1994 before Kurt faked his suicide. The name of “Amy Lynn” came from the redheaded daughter of former Pres. Carter. I am a redhead and why Kurt Cobain and his friends (Riot Grrrls) started the zine “I Amy Carter”. Lynn also happens to be the name of my step-sister. As for an early posters commented, I would welcome the Cobain estate to try to take legal action against me…but they wont. You see, I never got my day in court after I was raped. Speaking of which, why do you think the fake Amy Lee claimed to have been sexually assaulted? Hmmm…

Amy Lee

The zone was named “I Heart Amy Carter”

Fen

Assuming its not parody, it sounds like he thinks the Medal of Honor is a self-selecting award. If you think you deserve one then, by all means, add it to your rack…

No shit there I was by the S-1 copy machine and Gunny started screaming “Bingo! Bingo! Tango Uniform!” so I scrambled to get the copier open and unjam the machine. Reaaaaally nasty paper cut from that. I looked up some stuff on a website and a Purple Heart sounds alot like what I did, so…

thebesig

RE: I served the P.A. National Guard with other volunteer students from my school and one other,

Because they couldn’t get enough actual Soldier enlistments, they back filled with students to make their minimum numbers.

RE: I had singlehandedly got a confirmed infrared training kill rumored to have up to five

So, instead of taking several students to figure out how to use his equipment, he accidentally selected the right combinations and got a lucky shot in.

RE: while under squad fire while engaging our enemy squad,

Ahhhh, so this is why we’re asking for the Medal of Honor, for being a bad ass during a scenario during an STX or FTX.

RE: I moved my flank position to the right up a slighted slope,

In mother Russia, you don’t take flank position, flank position take you! Bet he overwhelmed that slighted slop! That slope didn’t expect that move, didn’t it? Showed that slope a thing or two about battle tracking… now it feels slighted! :twist:

RE: my Infrared PDD was not off after my training instructor checked,

The PSYOP Development Detachment TPDD doesn’t seem to ever be off! And these guys are infrared, no wonder why we rarely see them! Our suspicions were correct, they were scatting off and not doing PDD stuff. I’m bringing my commercial infrared gear in next time, I’ll be sure to find them. :mrgreen: 🙄

RE: I am only a trained guerrilla,

Did you mean gorilla?

RE: but when I later checked, something like that feat while in action is medal of honor quality performance,

If what you say is true, it might get you a challenge coin, maybe a certificate, possibly an achievement medal… LOL… but not something like the Medal of Honor! 🙄

Enigma4you

Translation,

A bunch of kids went and played laser tag and he won

tm

From their site, this caught my eye:
“Almost daily, someone like this pushes our envelope, and we get a rack request or email that is suspect at best.”

That’s gotta suck for them to have to wade through this crap.
Although, it means guaranteed more poser material here on TAH so these idiots get the fame and attention they desperately seek.

streetsweeper

Sounds legit! Where’s that f’ng tazer at…

PavePusher

I can not drink enough to make that word-salad make any sense at all. And I’m a damn aircraft mechanic, which means I are purty smarter than alls of you.

NHSparky

You am not.

Sincerely,

Da Nuke

CLAW131

Hey, I are a purty fart smeller two.

Kinda old ET1

I has big smarts too.

Ex-PH2

What on earth is a slighted slope?

Is it a hillside that got all butthurt because it was raining and everyone went home?

In the immortal words of somebody else, ‘WTFWT?’

Mustang1LT

Or in the immortal words of an anonymous Mexican philosopher: “Con una Chingada!”

nbcguy54

I think it’s a derogatory term for an ignored chinese person.

Ex-PH2

See, this is what I like about this place.

I can ask a simple question, as I did here, and get enough feedback to make 2nd City’s Improv bunch pale by comparison. I don’t think they can hold a candle to you guys.

I wonder if they’d do a Space Shuttle Door Gunner coffee mug for me? I have my squadron patch and everything. I’m certified, too. I’m probably certificable, as well, but that’s a differenct story.

Kinda old ET1

PH2, I’d love to have you framed and on my wall. Signed would be even better.

jedipsycho (Certified Space Shuttle Door Gunner)

Yeah they will, but have you earned the title? 🙂

Ex-PH2

Indeed, I have not only earned it, I have been documented as earning it. And I asked that my squadron patch be included on my completion of training certificate. It was thus included.

I also cook.

Tom

EX-PH2 you deserve a cup coffee with a picture of my hairy balls on it, so you can think about me!

ArmyATC

Why go to all that trouble? All Ex-PH2 has to do is see a horses ass.

Tom

EX-PH2 must have wiped his ass today and ArmyATC was stuck on the toilet paper!

nbcguy54

On a slightly different topic, CB Senior posted on another thread: “Punish All POSers” (PAP) which I wholeheartedly support. But it made me wonder what the result would be, then it dawned on me: a “PAP” smear.
Okay, I’ll shut up now.

Ex-PH2

This is for Amy Lee, the dingaling skankazoid who claims she was responsible for a lot of things that existed and were on broadcast TV (that’s antenna TV to you, Amy) before she was born.

Amy, you aren’t just a skankazoid, you’re a lying sack of used tampons. And you stink worse than my cat’s ass.

The ‘V’ series you refer to was BROADCAST in the 198s, before you were even an egg in your mother’s Fallopian tubes. Ditto ‘The A-Team’. George Pepparf died before you were born, you stankass greaseball hippie slut. Oh, and ‘E.T.’? go phone home, Amy, you homeless neuron. ‘E.T.’ was at the theaters before yo’ bitch mama even knew she was pregnant with you.

You’re just not very good at fooling people, you know. How come you didn’t go after ‘Battlestart Galactica’? By BG, I mean the first seris, yo-yo. Oh, yeah, were you over there in Vietnam, too, during the Tet offensive?

Did you really think there is no one in the wor5ld who saw any of those TV shows when they were first run on TV? Just stop lying about what you do. You’ll be better off. You aren’t fooling anyone, you know.

I have run into stupid people over a long period of history, but by cracky, Amy, you ignorant slut, you do take the cake.

ChipNASA

Ex-PH2,
Cause I love you….

Jane Amy….


Ex-PH2

Chip, right back at you.

Currahee John

Just took a peep over at their place, and this loon wrote them back: “Ooooo, LOOOL, yeah I was upset alright, LOOOL, oooooo, Pinnochio, ooooo, loool, yeah, what else gets fuckin nonsense, the local bandit guerrillas, HA SMARTASS, LOLOLOLOL! Let me tell you assholes fucking something, you can take your little fuck arrogant stereotypical assanine bullshit, AAAAUH, just because people are paper signing, dick suckin bastard psychopaths controlled like an idiot because a bigmouth in a damn office said it was okay to symbolize a treehouse with a file cabinet sweety, ooo, and have shit like special little camsie pictures and actual material fuck awards, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS, HOW DO YA LIKE IT! LOOOOOOL! I believe my ass, is a type of commissioned trained fucking guerrilla, all the recipients that were in my squad were not enlisted, or affiliated, with the National Guard partisan ranger force, and for what I did, I would have the damn medal of honor, and the others, for combat situations all your oogly googly mainstreamers with lame ass personalities and interest reasons ignore because their hotwired on shooting guns for ingenuity thoughts and a fairy ass social world, LOOOL, yeah i ain’t stupid ha fucker, but self styled remained people aren’t displayed with that, the agreement was to go backy home after a full two days of free trainee experience and an highly realistic infrared operation, well you assholes can disrespect me then, the most dangerous type of zealot in the fucking world, LOOOL, go right ahead, can’t control or fend off invincible Satan either, but i’ll leave it to you a last time, heres the operation log and war story of me, RIGHT FROM MY INNER FUCKING PSYCHE IF YA LIKE IT TECHNICAL HA…IM A BADASSE SON OF A BITCH, THAT’LL WHIP YOUR RAMBO ARMED REDNECK MAFIA ASS, WHICH YOU BASTARDS SHOULD TALK, HA, goddamn analyze and misjudge others, AND YOU AIN’T GODDAMN SHIT! Oh, and the videogame thing, yeah theirs lots in videogames very resemblant of my ass, the T.W.O. s.o.b.s. real cute, take one swing at this shit… Read more »

HS Junior

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a sad thing.

Ex-PH2

So many typos. So little time.

A Proud Infidel®™

Just think of the fun we could have with him if he showed up here with his rants, volunteering to be our newest chew toy!!

thebesig

That just might happen. 😈 :mrgreen:

A Proud Infidel®™

I know, and I’m certain that he clueless little scrotum-sniffing booger-eating bedwetter would get shredded in less than half the time it took to shred the fake Reverend and make him run off!

Ex-PH2

I’m not sure but I believe he is Dumbass Whipitnflogit’s evil cloned twin sister, Bobbidan Christina Fayhay.

You should see her mustache.

Green Thumb

I would like a urinal mint with his face on it to put right next to Phildos.

Hack Stone

It’s nice to see Paul K. Wickre posting on other sites. Just sharing the love.

Doc Savage

12 hours…..I’m gone 12 hours and I miss ALL this??

Who the frosty fuck is Amy??

And why hasn’t someone already evaluated her for a concussion or a serious chemical imbalance?

Ex-PH2

AmyLee is a delusional looney-tune who seems to think that she has all kinds of ocnnections to Hollywood the Industry and also the recording industry.

She has an entire fantasy world going on, revolving around her delusions that her ‘ideas’ for TV shows and movies that were made before she existed were somehow stolen from her, or something like thast.

But considering everything, you have to ask yourself how much is actually delusional, and how much is just an over-the-top attention whore.

Doc Savage

*facepalm*

Kids…..drugs are bad…Mmmkay?

NHSparky

They’re coming to take me away, haha…