Happy 65th Birthday, Daniel Bernath
I just wanted to say “Happy 65th Birthday” to our friend Daniel Bernath. Of course, since he’s 65 years old today, that means that when he joined the Navy in 1966, he was 17 years old and not 16 years old like he told the Library of Congress history project.
The picture above is how he wants people to see him, according to his little website project, so like the press does with Bradley Manning, I’m only conceding to his wishes.
We at This Ain’t Hell wish many more birthdays to Mr. Bernath.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/docs/S44863.htm
Applicant’s willingness to make such false representations demonstrates a lack of good moral character.
The state of Oregon has the above public information available for review every day of the week by anyone who wants to know what kind of man Mr. Bernath is in the opinion of the Supreme Court of the State of Oregon.
When you are identified as someone who makes false representations by the Supreme Court of any state there is really nothing else that needs to be said about what kind of person you are.
The remedy for falsehood has always been the truth.
Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD.
In fact, the Chiefs Round Up (an informal unchartered group of the NANP) pretty much said nope … The NANP said nope … And the 3 MCPONs and this MCPO have made it official, he is not and never was. Therefore the Chiefs Mess hence declares for the world to hear, he IS NOT authorized to wear the the uniform, claim he is CPO or adorn himself with the Chiefs Anchor.
Of course he will do it and he will have to deal with the attention he so richly deserves.
It was my understanding that the Chief Photographers Mate Round Up predated the NANP by several years, The Chiefs Round Up ceased to exist after the NANP was founded.
Bernath Claims that his HON CPO is flawed for Many Reasons we have to start playing syntax games to fully understand it.
Neither group ever Made anyone a Honorary Chief Petty Officer as Bernath Claims.
The Chiefs Round Up did make several People Honorary Chief Photographers Mates, it is my understanding that this award was partly given to recognizes achievements and contributions to the field of Naval Photography as well as a type of Tongue in Cheek gag. That group never intended for title to be taken with more than a grain of salt.
The NANP has its roots in the Chief Round Up but they are in no way the same Group. The have never made anyone a Honorary Chief Petty Officer.
Bernath Lobbied the Chiefs Photographers Mate Roundup group for the award. Several letters were written but he was never given the award. Even ig he had been it would have been limited to that now defunct group. It would not have entitled him to anything other than a bit of paper, not the public acclaim he wanted.
Its important to understand the difference between Honorary Chief Photographers Mate and Honorary Chief Petty Officer.
The later is what Bernath Claims to be and has signed legal correspondence with that title as well as requested in court that he be addressed as such.
The Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy is the only person in the world that can make anyone an Honorary Chief Petty Officer.
Bernath fully understands the difference.
What he is claiming is no different than a fraternity of Duke university for example deciding to give an Honorary Doctorate it would have no meaning
Don’s hair is going to be pissed when it sees what you did. I might take on Don with a Howitzer and some stand off distance but if I had a dream that I insulted his flowing mane I’d call and apologize. Nice knowing you.
Hmmmm…..The Hair vs. A-10 Thunderbolt?
I dunno, I’d take even money on that.
Senior Chief Shipley wouldn’t survive that encounter. The hair, tho… Well, I wouldn’t want to be the pilot that takes on that mission.
I call bull on that prediction.
The A-10 can’t kill something it can’t see…
Of course, Senior Chief would need some serious hardware to take out the ‘Hog.
I’d think it’d be an even tie until the Warthog has to RTB. Then the Chief wins by being the last man standing.
Oh. Forgot all about this. Too bad.
Yeah, that’s what happens to people who really don’t give a flip about this clown and the rest of his clown posse. We can’t seem to focus on them, and get easily distracted by just about anything which does not involve them.
But keep demanding attention, you immature fools. You will continue to be met with blank stares, laughter, and general ridicule. Why anyone would work so hard to make themselves appear this stupid is beyond me.
At least, starting today, the crew can meet up in MD for some dope smokin’ with lesser penalties. Yeah, man. Cool.
Sorry I missed this yesterday! The birthday card is in the mail. Yea and I’m also on the short list for the next Attorney General! Happy, Happy belated Birthday Bernath! AND…NO RETURNS OF THE DAY!!! It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, so good to be a neighbor, won’t you be my, won’t you be my…WON’T you tongue my two hole! Keep ’em coming you Phoney, non anything to do with a Chief Petty Officer Bernath. You’re a laugh a minute. Your blogspot, well, that’s some twisted sister, wide open Psychology 101, text book insight into a warped, twisted head there. But it’s almost better than the Sunday funny papers and a printed copy, crumpled up good, makes great ass wipe after I take a big, solid Bernath. I was strolling through the park one day, the other day in fact and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a poster of YOU in your wanted poster gear. I laughed my ass off, then the dog barked and pissed on the telephone pole. I almost took a selfie next to the poster, you know, me, the dog and you. A fella out walking, asked me about the poster while walking his dog, and I told him the Cliff Notes version. Turns out, he’s a retired Navy Commander and served on the USS Yorktown once in his long career. No, he didn’t know you but the story got him so pissed he was ready to eat scrap iron and shit 16 penny nails. See Bernath, everywhere you show up, folks dislike you right from the get go. Wonder why? But I digress. Back to the point, it was your birthday yesterday, a landmark day for many to cross. Some reflect on long lives of good times and bad, loves won and lost, good decisions and bad, all with 20/20 hindsight. You however, can only look back on a lifetime’s legacy of simply being…a fraud, a liar and a thief. No less than any criminal serving time, except you have never been convicted of any of your doings. Well except denial… Read more »
Sparks……I think your out of the running for the sportsmanship trophy! (smile)
Sparks, don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
Sparks, you forgot the spew warning…
Kind of wish my dad was still alive and kicking. He’d have a field day ripping Bernasty apart. He retired as a Chief back in 93.
Happy belated birthday, Bernath. May you reap the seed you’ve sown.
P.S. You do realize photoshopping Don’s hair onto Bernasty is quite insulting to the hair, right?
I think the insult is mostly toward the software used to create that logjam of dumbfuckery.
On one of the earlier threads about this loser, there was a link to an aviation site that was all over the “off-airport landing” that Bernutless had. I would be embarrassed to tell how much time I spent reading it, and a few others that it linked to. It was like a train wreck where cars kept coming and piling into the horrible mess, I could not look away. As is often stated here, SV is one of the least of this guy’s deficiencies.
One gem I picked up was that the plane was registered to his wife. (That relationship is probably worth a good look.) One of the pilots was surprised that he had not sued his wife for being stupid enough to let him fly her plane.
It must really suck to be a worthless lawyer, an inept pilot, and a scum of a human being.
You mean THIS? Lo and behold, one of the posts there has a link to TAH!
http://sportpilottalk.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3521
Oh, and this:
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67911
BONUS: a “Daniel Alan Bernath, Ft. Meyers, FL”, could it be? one of the reviews brags about his SSI legal prowess, the other doesn’t.
http://www.avvo.com/attorneys/33919-fl-daniel-bernath-296615.html
Here’s one quote about Bernath from the Pilot’s Forum: “He got a warm welcome here compared to what the military guys gave him.”.
They compliment TAH while discussing Bernath, is that cool or is it?
Does anyone know if the Senior Chief is aware of this farce?
Because I am so looking forward to his video if he is.
I spoke with him today. Everything is under control.
Master Chief, you have no idea how jealous I am that you communicate with the Senior Chief.
One of my favorite write ups about Danny was it the Portland Tribune.
“A shadow of doubt has crept over Bernath’s credibility as an attorney since he moved to Oregon from California in 1994, at which time he applied for and was denied an Oregon law license. Specifically, Bernath failed to convince the Oregon State Board of Bar Examiners that he had the requisite ‘moral character and fitness’ to practice in Oregon.
Bernath appealed the decision to the Oregon Supreme Court, resulting in a five-page 1998 opinion that cited 18 reasons to deny him a practicing license, ranging from his failure to pay child support – something that got him a one-year license suspension in California in 1995 – to a $34,000 judgment against him in California for malicious prosecution.
He has since subsisted mostly on the Social Security claim business. A licensed attorney is not required to argue claims in front of the Social Security Administration judges, though the federal administration must first approve the fee schedule for anyone other than the claimant representing the case, and imposes rules of conduct for such people. Bernath also runs A Special Day Photography, working as a wedding and special event photographer.”
Wait… he’s a photographer? Hmm… Wonder how his photoshop skills are for “touching up” pictures.
I do graphics for a living which means that I interact with a lot of photographers.
For the most part, photographers have a basic understanding of Photoshop, its limitations, its abilities, etc.
That picture, however much one would want to say it is satire or an attempt at an insult or whatever it is, demonstrates the Photoshop skills of one who has no idea what they are doing. There are so many things wrong with it that it boggles the mind.
If this is any indication of his skills as a photographer, he is worse as a photographer and working with Photoshop than he is as a lawyer and in my opinion, as a person.
Yea, but it was pretty much just done as a Bernasty joke. Shitty job intended and all. Just hope the Hair isn’t offended…
CWORet,
Yeah, I get that it was a “joke.”
My point is that when it comes to something like that, the execution takes away from the “joke.” The ineptitude shown is mind boggling.
I once did a fake / joke tabloid cover which “accused” the mayor of my small town of having fathered an alien baby.
The cover looked real.
However, the Mayor was not the first person the see it. His mother was. He was not the second person to see it – his students were (he was a teacher.) They all loved it.
It was a joke to make a point, but was professionally done to the point that his students printed out the image, signed it, and gave it to him as a going away gift when he transferred to another school.
“Joke” doesn’t remove what I would call the “obligation” to be professional if that is your profession.
That’s my opinion though and I don’t mean to rant.
Well, the RUMOR is that he says he’s a photographer, but since he steals the work of other people, we have not proof that he actually IS a photographer.
BREAKING NEWS PORTLANDIA:
There is late breaking news out of Portlandia. I will let Jonn tell the story once all the SREYWAL Attack Squad sort out their most appropriate responses.
As Delilah (I think) once or twicet said: “MCPO, you’re such a tease!”
It’s true. I said it. I claim it.
Those tenterhooks are MOST uncomfortable, you know!!!
Don’t keep us in suspense.
Yeah, Delilah T., now Bernath thinks you’re Michelle Malkin.
Does that mean he’ll launch an effluvia-filled excuse of a lawsuit against her, too?
Moi? Michell Malkin? Well, as much as I consider that to be a compliment….
Oh, I just cannot keep from falling off my chair, laughing myself silly!
Grasping at even more straws, he is. I hope he doesn’t get ergot poisoning from the straw mold. 😉
I am SPARTACUS!
Kirk Douglas is, and always shall be, one hot tamale!
As is Tony’s daughter.
I know DT- Trying to decide if Master is Marquee De Sade’s re-incarnation- am biting my coffee cup in anticipation.
Master- i want you know that am upset at you- but ecstatic at the update- cant wait
You sir a evil evil man(meant very reverently) Should you ever find your self in my neck of the woods- i have some potent coffee brew that Warrant Officers envy ready for you.
If the tenterhooks are making you uncomfortable, may I suggest suing the people who installed them, the steel mill that manufactured their material, and the manufacturers of your pants for not making them thick enough to not cause discomfort while sitting on tenterhooks? I can recommend some ace legal counsel in Portland, Oregon.
Actually, the Ace legal council are in Lake Oswego, Oregon. You’re talking about the dropped deuce Legal Council.
As long as it doesn’t have to do with Ebola, all good.
Awwwwww, shit. Here we go again.
Is this because I said bumblebrain was more boring than watching paint peel?
Are you not entertained?
Hi Everyone,
Been away for awhile from our TAH, but I’am back, and I have alot of reading to do to catch up.Right now I’am ready to hit the corn fields and do some harvesting. Looking to having a big country cookout soon as the corn is in,so if any of you guys are planning to be running or close to Iowa around the end of November your welcome to join the party, will have plenty of steaks to go around.
Sam (Where the tall corn grows)
I dunno if I was here when you first were, but I’ll welcome you back all the same!
Good to hear from you Sam! You have been missed.
From one farmer to another, howdy. Different part of the country (we’re west of the Cascades) but we’re culling some of our sheep flock on Sunday, so for those in that neck of the woods, drop me a line if you want in on it, likewise. (I’d trade a few haunches for a bushel of corn, Sam, but internet delivery the way it is…)
Sam, I wish you a bountiful harvest and a plentiful spring run on the winter wheat.
Hint:
He has just made another geneeus legul move in Oregon.
Yer killin’ us, Master Chief!
OVER!
Do you ENJOY teasing us MCPO, or do you?
Yes, he does.
Did he now name the judge in his case as part of the grand scheme perpetrated by the Evil League of Evil that is the American Legion?
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has also sued Michelle Malkin after accusing her of being a TAH poster! (FTR, I think it would be VERY COOL if she really was!)
I wish I knew of his birthday sooner! I took up a collection for a gift, and with my $1.75, I collected a total of $1.98 (Our Janitor donated the change from the urinals). I would like to buy him a box of matches to help him check his fuel tanks!
I would have sent him an “Aquaman” lunch box full of shit.
More to his style of appreciation and thinking.
Well, I have birthday cake for bumblebrain sparklesnortingfart whatshisface and it goes like this:
Lemon cake very tasty and the lemon icing sweet,
And a plate of lemon cake is just so wonderful to eat!
I enjoy lemon cake with lemon icing as a treat,
But the pacnw bad lawer won’t get one single bite to eat.
Happy birthday, you sorry asshole!
Oh, and while I’m at it: Michelle Malkin is not me.
She does not have blonde hair.
For that matter, she does not have red hair or brown hair, either. Or gray hair. She isn’t bald, either. And she doesn’t wear a dead racoon pelt on her head.
That should settle that.
I will throw in my two cents here to our newest senior citizen:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU JACKASS SHITHEADED LYING SACK OF MONKEY EGG SACK EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!