Totally legit gallery
I’ve been posting photos to our Facebook fan page from around the internet of folks who we can’t identify but who are obvious fakes. Because many of you are sociopaths who won’t join Facebook, here are some of those photos. Excuse me if you’ve seen them before;
Category: Phony soldiers
All G.I.s like to goof around when there’s no Brass around, and so, I’m wondering if at least one of these guys is a legitimate soldier just having fun for the camera?
@John
Pretty safe to say not one of these asshats is a real service member.
Yup, even the “SF” dickwad… most realistic looking of the bunch, but he’s claiming to be Corporal Dickwad and his ribbons are out of order. (Then, there’s that he’s fat and his shirt may be the older khaki one unless trying to be a ‘Nam re-enactor or something… but let’s not get nit-picky.)
Because I’m a geek I googled where Senior Master Sergeant asshole with his tennis shoes and hand in his fucking pockets was and that photo was at the Fort Worth Museum of Science and History.
Dickbag.
I’m sure he’s wearing that cover in compliance with AF standards, too.
Oh yeah, Indoors, totally. ….because it’s an ASSHAT!!! 😀
not too mention he is wearing an army uniform with air force stripes…
Oh and let’s not miss the POPPED COLLAR….way to go stud.
fuckwad.
I wanna know how he velcro’d that SMSgt rank on his arms like that.
How about the direction on the shoulder flag. Is this guy prepared to advance to the rear?
I love the goon in the top photo!
I call it the:
“Benny Hill Dislocated right Shoulder and Dipping Forearm Hand Salute”
And the Phony Marine:
I call that the:
“Let’s go to a public event and see how many Marines and Veterans will follow me all day long while taken photographs to post on the Inter Web jacked up uniform of the day uniform”!
That top photo is the one that has me suspecting he really is a soldier, but is merely goofing off in the barracks.
No nametapes on the uniform, collar worn up like a retard, jacked up salute…and unless he is living in some ratty ass barracks with wood paneling and no trim along the door I’m calling BS
I’m calling a 15 yo kid, living in a house trailer, who has got a hold of his dads/brothers National Guard uniform and is trying to look cool
O4-E, that room looks like the CHU’s we lived in while deployed to Iraq, but it could be some teenager trying to impress people.
The rest are too damned jacked up to be any real service members or vets.
OIF – does kinda look like that’s a possibility. But if that’s the case, I’m not sure why he’d be posing in a jacked-up set of ACUs trying to look like Josip Excrementum: Merchant of Scrap Cloth.
My CHU didn’t come with a kitchen stove and sink, with counters, etc.
You could see those in the photo of the guy with the jacked up salute.
Maybe the nametape was deliberately removed as part of the gag?
I still suspect an off duty G.I. clowning around for the camera.
Why are you so desperate to defend these guys? Are you one of them?
Any joe could figure out a better fake salute than that.
I just don’t like rushing to judgement on issues we know nothing about, due to lack of details and/or information.
That jeopardizes OUR credibility.
Also, merely for the sake of perpetuating a debate, and making it more interesting, for as long as possible, I must admit that I kind of enjoy a wicked pleasure in playing, “Devil’s Advocate”!
I’m sure I’ve seen that guy on another site. He was outed as a poser. Just a punk kid trying to look cool.
Well, MCPO I have to take exception to your slandering the good name of Benny Hill. Ol’ Benny was a WW II vet, and although he admitted that he wasn’t a very good soldier, at least he did serve. Oh, and the man was a comic genius and had birds (that’s girls to us Americans) running around in their knickers. Good stuff.
+1 this!
Yes the Old Civil War SEAL. If it were not for them, America would have lost the War.
SEAL Cav. Is there anything more badass?
That is some serious seekrit squirrel stuff. No one even knows how they teach the Horses to breath underwater.
They don’t. In water they ride sea horses. (smile)
(Sorry for the “groaner” of a joke, but the opportunity was too perfect to pass up . . . . )
ROFL>>>
Shame on you !!!
So they’re just like fucking Aquaman!!
The SEAL picture had me worried; it looks like it could be my twin. Showed it to my kids and they said: “Dad, we thought you were in the Air Force.”
I think Jonn’s just trying to get our collective BP up again on a Monday.
Must not have any new Jane Fonda pics to post 🙂
I’ll do you one better. May she rot in hell.
Don’t know why the video didn’t post.
There’s enough posers in there to form a fakers’ fireteam; who gets to carry the M-60 and PRC-77 ?
Well, I kinda think they’re all qualified as PRCs . . . .
Re: the PRC-77, I suspect all would love them some Prick.
Okay, okay, I’ll ban myself in punishment for a suitable period of time.
As I private I learned the hard way what a PRC-E7 was when asked to go get one from the motor sergeant…
Hey lets be nice. These proud American’s may be wearing this gear to honor the a real American hero from All Points Logistics. Or they may be dirt bags like somebody who works their.
IMO
What? No phony CPOs? Oh right. Those ones are already “Internet famous.”
Yeah, it’s funny how you never see any fake US Navy paint-scrapers.
Everyone is a high-drag low-speed SEAL Cavalryman Marine with a secondary MOS of 11B, amirite?
I don’t see any problems with any of them. Truly fake Americans serving their country as they best know how.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
Special Forces Corporal, without Ranger Scroll is the only thing that gave it away.
Put out a call for all the phony fakers to gather at a specific point. Round ’em up, feed them, shove them onto a plane following basic firearms instructions and ship them off to Iraq to help the locals out.
If that doesn’t put a stop to it, nothing will. 🙂
Don’t forget to grab the Vietnam War C-Rations. That’ll put some hair on their asses !!!
Looks like that 2nd picture was taken right before that real marine took the posers sword and broke it off in his ass.
RIP shitbag poser
It’s also posted at the Stolen Valor website and someone commented … ” This shitbag was unearthed at the Erie County Fair near Buffalo NY. Apparently he was outted and removed from the premises by a couple of Marines & Soldiers.” …so we got that going for us, which is nice
Regarding our fake Signaleer….
I have serious issues with that one asshat dumbshit moron. Come near me with that and you might have a hard time walking out without significant personal injury IAW FM 22-102 on his own.
He will get out without that jacket and probably through a few sheets of glass or the wall.
Turds, one and all.
The term I use is “Turd Soup”.
Collective, descriptive and to the point.
Maggots.
SHITHEADS ON PARADE!!
The third picture from the top, the “heavy” green beret has been outted, I can’t remember his name, but he is in prison, and has been since last year, Scott may remember his name.
I just love these. Especially the civil war SEAL. I can almost hear the ‘reenactment defense’ now and it’s pretty entertaining.
Are my eyes failing me or is Corporal Rambo wearing colonels eagles on his collar? It has been many years but I don’t remember collar devices on class A greens. When did they come in?
It’s specialist rank. I guess he got promoted to corporal and then proceeded to eat all of the enlisted stuff he owned now that he’s an “NCO”.
what I think is really special on this kid’s uniform is the fact that he was able to create a ladder out of all the marksmanship tabs hanging from his qualification badge. If you zoom in closely you can see that they say knife, fork, spoon, salad tongs, ladle. It explains the uniform fit anyway.
At the time I was in (a loooong time ago!), individual qualification badges on the left breast pocket of the Class “A” Uniform (i.e., “Dress Green”, or AG-344) and/or the left breast pocket of the Class “B” Uniform (i.e., the Khaki and/or Tropical Worsted), were limited to two (02) badges, and each qualification badge was limited to two (02) bars.
Are you referring to the metal rank insignia pinned on the shirt collar?
To my failing old eyes, they appear to be “CORPORAL” metal pin-on rank insignia.
As far as I know, they were never authorized to be displayed on the poplin shirt, when worn as part of the Class “A” Uniform, which is what he is wearing.
However, after I left the Army, the poplin shirt was replaced by a pale green shirt, and I think the metal pin-on rank insignia on the shirt collar did become an authorized part of the Class “A” Uniform.
The Khaki and/or the Tropical Worsted Class “B” Uniform was replaced by a short-sleeved pale green shirt worn with AG-344 trousers, and rank was indicated by slide-on cloth shoulder boards worn on the epaulets of the shirt.
At least, that’s how I remember it, IF I remember correctly (with my scrambled up aging brains being a MAJOR caveat).
Warm cups of soup and hearty handshakes all around.
Just because I love me a good meme:
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