Thursday Morning Feel Good Story
Chief Tango sends us our feel good stories this morning, the first is from Ohio which began as a home invasion and ended as a footrace, apparently;
The attempted break-in happened around 2:30 a.m. According to police, three people tried to break into a home in the 4400 block of Grandview Drive.
But police say the homeowner turned the tables, shooting one of the suspects in the neck.
All three suspects fled the home and the suspect who was hit started knocking on nearby homes, looking or help.
The other two suspects ran off without him and he was transported to the hospital.
The next story comes from Colorado;
It was Saturday morning just before 4 when authorities received a 911 call from a man saying he had shot an intruder. It happened in the 400 block of Maid Marian in Divide in the Sherwood Forest Subdivision.
When deputies got to the scene, they found Camp dead with a gunshot to his head.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Any chance that the “suspected” thief in the second story was identified as Robin Hood?
Nah. It was either Prince John or the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Naw..naw..naw. All these suspects are recent grajurat’s of the Obama Department of Wealth Redistribution’s (DoWR) Boot Camp for Economically Challenged Youts (ECY). So, we have the SHOOTERS that did they job according to the script and tried to administer dirt naps to those we will call the SHOOTEE.
Except, the SHOOTEE’s were thinking of that scifi film, “Matrix” and much to their dismay learned that Hollywood FX doesn’t trump high speed 1300FPS, lead projectile.
Well, he certainly was a robbin’ hood.
Gotta love the finality of the “Head Shot”. Instant dead right there status.
Roger in Republic…I was just going to say…no range time needed for the guy in Colorado. Good shootin’!