Phony FBI agents sought in Michigan
TSO sends us a link from West Bloomfield, Michigan where police are searching for two men and a woman who tried to get in a woman’s home dressed in windbreakers with FBI markings. They are described as “Middle Eastern”;
The homeowner told police that two men and a woman knocked on her door, identified themselves as FBI agents and demanded to come inside. The homeowner said all three suspects were armed with black handguns, and wearing all black clothing that had “FBI” written in blue lettering.
Feeling something about the situation wasn’t quite right, the homeowner called 911 and told the suspects that police were on the way. The trio then fled the area in a black Mercedes sedan with tinted windows.
All three suspects are described as being of Middle Eastern descent. The males both appear to be in their 30?s, while the female is in her 20?s.
Category: Crime
In Michigan? Say it ain’t so!
Ah, Dearbornistan: America’s armpit.
I have had enough interaction with cops at all levels to know that they always announce themselves and show ID & badge, and a warrant if they have one.
Looks like Paul (of the Ballsack) is back.
G.T.,
Where? They said “black Mercedes sedan with tinted windows</I…not broke dick beat to shit Jaguar 😀
He claimed at one point he was an FBI Agent in some of his calls.
Sounds like a Paul (of the Ballsack) Phil Monkress and All-Points Logistics are expanding into the Michigan area. Deep cover, FBI wannabee trainees in a black Mercedes with tinted windows. Phil is really going all out spending money on this new market arena.
All my hollow points are loaded with high melting point pork back fat, so come and get it. If you’re “middle eastern” you can’t get to heaven if your body is contaminated with pork in any amount.
faboutlaws…Now I am all for the hollow points. A BIG fan in fact. But we’re talking about maybe some okay Muslims here, maybe. Don’t get me wrong here but the pork fat back in the hollow, well that’s just…A WONDERFUL FUCKING IDEA!!! 😀 Man I love that! You only hope they breath long enough to whisper it in their ear before they assume room temperature! The Italian mobsters use to rub their rounds with garlic for infection purposes. I’m rubbing all my rounds in fat back as soon as I can get to the store! You da MAN!
Who dresses up as FBI and attempts a home invasion with a Mercedes as a get away car? This is odd to say the least.
Wonder what tipped the homeowner off? “Yo homes, let us in. We be FBI”?
jonp…You’re killin’ me this morning! LMAO “Yo homes…we be da f-B-i’s outs heres so lets us in”
More like the female yelling….
“Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala”
and the guys yelling…..”Allāhu Akb…”…(pokes the other guy in the ribs) “Oh…I mean F.B.I…..”
😀 😀 😀
They said they were FBI, maybe their Federal Bureau of Infidels?
While I am no fan of the Religion of Peace, Rape, and Child Molestation, I kinda think this was less “jihad” and more “random disposable hoodlum.” Although I will give them an A for effort and brazenness, impersonating Feds is not particularly original, even for low-rent asswipes like the three in question.
Nevertheless, I endorse Faboutlaws’s pork fat hollow point concept, just in case.
Really? What thug doesn’t own a thug mobile these days and Bloomfield (a higher income community in MI) is not exept from such crimes. If anything they are more subsceptible to them being in the Dearborn & Detroit backyard(s) where thugs rule.