Aliens hate the Taliban
Well, doesn’t everyone? I think they hate themselves. But this video is supposed to be proof that there are aliens and they’re battling the Taliban alongside coalition forces;
I don’t think that the “experts” believe it though, at least not those interviewed by Stars & Stripes;
“The video is pretty funny,” said Samuel J. Brannen, a senior fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies who specializes in drones and other unmanned military systems.
For one thing, the purported aircraft is far too close to the target, putting it in danger both from ground fire and from the blast of its weapons.
“I can’t think of a pilot I know who would want to be that close to the target once they dropped ordnance,” he said. “Unless it is both unmanned and you really don’t care about what happens to it, why be that close?”
Jordan Thomas, a B-1 bomber pilot who retired from the Air Force as a colonel early this year, pointed out a mismatch between the apparent gunshots from the craft and the effect on the ground.
It’s nice to know that we’re on the side of the rest of the universe, for a change, though.
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
Every little bit helps?
I wonder when the human rights group will begin protesting them.
Well the news is out I guess. We were suppose to have the cloaking device on but those damn Chinese parts failed. Anyway, some of those flashes you saw were my BFG9000 Door Gun. Quite the weapon that BFG9000. Plus we have shields to prevent ground fire from harming us. At least that was working!
That’s good to know. I had suspected that one of the “alien ships” I saw in Helmand had blasted an MRAP.
Unfortunately, this is just a rework of a video showing a JDAM strike. I had such high hopes…
At least OUR cloaking device was working when I opened up on ’em with my M666 Plasma Gun!! Y’all Hafta quit using those cheap Zygorpian power crystals and just rely on your onboard micro thermonuclear fusion reactor, a bigger version than what my Plasma Gun uses to generate bursts!!
Good point Proud, good point. You can’t beat quality parts I always say. American made too!
I want to say that you can’t make this shit up, regarding the fact that a shocking number of idiots around the world will believe this crap.
Those meatheads are living proof that P. T. Barnum was absolutely right when he said “There’s a sucker born every minute!”.
The Other Whitey…I’m surprised I haven’t seen this on the cover of those tabloids at the grocery store check outs. Yes, there are Area 51 type people having emergency club meetings around the country now over this. Analyzing the video, frame-by-frame and taking copious notes.
EvE Online is real! Obviously footage of an orbital strike from Dust514.
Makes sense to me. I expected more yelling from the Marines during the event though.
Seen it on the internet.
Must be legit!
Thems was space shuttle door gunner at work.
It’s the secret deal with the CYLONs at work. Anyone on the inside knows that. The video was not supposed to be released until after Christmas.
And yes, here is an alien spaceship orbiting the moon. Someone tried to tell me it was just a bad pixel on my camera sensor, so I asked him why it was moving. But you didn’t get that from me.
CYLON? That’s racist!!!
Besides, everyone knows that the Gamosherians have a lock on the pan-galactic rights to triangular (or any angularism) construction of space-able craft.
Why do you think everyone else builds their stuff in circles? Those Gamosherian law dogs gots them some big teeths.
Wait, I thought we were using the space alien Nazi’s for the ground targets?
If the Cylons are taking over that mission, then “Quivering Bush” and “Wind” need to immediately relocate to another time zone and quickly. The next orbital pass over “tehnutzonez” is in 68 minutes. Those tungsten rods make a mess when they impact at an appreciable fraction of the speed of light.
Lies, slanders, and calumnies says I! I do not “quiver”, I Rustle!
*Rustle Rustle*
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Two pieces of Video. first AC was a Spooky, second was a model airplane on a wire or somesuch. Alien craft would use particle beam weapons that would just vaporize the enemy in a blinding flash. No explosions from high energy electron beams. All you would have is the smell of burned pork and ozone.
How DO YOU know that? Please remove your tinfoil hat and speak clearly into your wristwatch, trust me, you won’t feel a thing…