Pretend lawyers
If I was pretending to be a lawyer, I’d probably end up in jail, but not so in this case, I suppose. A letter from the Oregon Bar Association to Daniel A. Bernath;
Times are tough out there. Especially if you’re a moron.
See, stolen valor is always an indicator of other crimes. Lying liars lie.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
In case anyone is still wondering; no I haven’t been served with a restraining order that he wrote up over a month ago. Probably because the charges in it are as false as his military career and as soon as I get served with it, he’ll be stuttering and stammering in front of a judge. I’ve kept out of all of the legal shit, up until the retraining order gets served. And Oregon law states that I only need to appear in those proceedings by cell phone, so I would indeed be there.
Jonn, the courts in OR have probably see his Depends-wearing ass too many times and know that Danny-boi is a serial harasser. Clerks and judges probably laugh their asses off whenever he shows up in court to file another complaint and shows them his “mad lawer skillz”
HMCS(FMF) ret…I agree. In our community ever judge knows every lawyer and ever lawyer can tell you about every other lawyer. In their own tight knit community, they know who is worth a shit and who isn’t. I imagine it is the same where non-attorney and is not and never was and never will be a CPO or Honorary CPO Bernath resides. I imagine he is a laughing stock and the butt of the best, bad lawyer jokes.
Oh Danni Boy…Danni Boy…the pipes, the pipes are calling….I mean Bubba and Thor are calling….(with apologies to our Irish lads and lassies here)
PREPARE YOUR #2 PORTHOLE!
/squeal Danni, squeal
Chip… don’t forget about Julio and “Tiny”…
Daniel A. Bernath. In his hunt for legal advice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RKq96mLMpw
Where most of it comes from anyway.
“I’ll take psychotic, delusional, fake CPOs for $1000, Alex.”
Dickless Dan,
Watch the BIRDIE!!!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2218c49282c90a2a5f76fff319d064d/tumblr_mjx5c65FfJ1qlkns3o1_500.gif
Hey Dan PUSSY
Guess who ELSE was just given an honor you will NEVER HAVE?!?!?
MCPON Names Gary Sinise Honorary Chief
http://www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=69227
DANNY-boi… here’s another person that given and honor you don’t have… Bill Cosby!!
MCPON Names Bill Cosby Honorary CPO!
http://www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=58671
Dan Bernath and the Rectal Re-sizement Project.
The “Rectal Re-sizement Project”, begins with as a minimum, a rough hewn 2 X 2. Then they get bigger and rougher as the anal canal resizes for more input. Bernath is already up to the splintered 6 X 6. I think it’s called a Brown Belt at that point in the program.