Not a Good Idea
A big problem today is identity theft. And one enterprising young criminal decided to use that crime to his financial benefit.
He stole more than 10 identities. He used those identities to file fraudulent tax returns in an attempt to get undeserved refunds.
What tripped him up was one of the identities he stole. Guy by the name of “Eric Holder”.
Yeah, that Eric Holder. The US Attorney General.
Yafait Tadesse was sentenced to a year and a day in prison this week for identity theft.
What. A. Dumbass.
Most criminals aren’t exactly rocket scientists to begin with. But this guy must qualify for membership in the category “rocks with lips”.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime, Dumbass Bullshit
That reminds me of another dumbass.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/929536
That numb nuts was a contractor in the Pentagon. I would say that he worked with me, but to be honest, I never saw him actually work. When he got busted, it was high fives around the office. I wanted to hold a tailgate party in the Federal courthouse parking lot on the day of his sentencing, but we never were able to find out the disposition of his case. He probably rolled over on his co-conspirators since not only is a thief, he is a pussy, too. He would make a great prison bride.
Hack: curiously enough, someone by that same name recently got sentenced to 78 mo for ID theft and filing false tax returns:
http://www.irs.gov/uac/Examples-of-Questionable-Refund-Investigations-Fiscal-Year-2014
Don’t think it’s the same guy, as this one was in the Memphis, TN, area vice MD. But you never know. (smile)
As they say, “Don’t steal, the government hates the competition” and this guy made the mistake of stealing from one of the crookedest government officials. He did not stand a chance.
Regarding the dipshit’s choice of targets, couldn’t have happened to a nicer douche. Honestly, I’m surprised Holder didn’t try to have it prosecuted as a hate crime.
D’OH!
Falls off chair laughing, almost spills morning caffeine-laden beverage.
Is there a special lab where these petri dish offspring are being generated?
Ah, the long-lost result of Phildo Monkress and Paul Wickre’s night of passion many years ago…