Wanted: Mark Wayne Tiemann

| February 27, 2014

So here is the poster that you’ve been waiting for 2 years. Mark Wayne Tiemann has been hiding from us at least that long. Now he gets the attention that he so richly deserves.

WANTED_Tiemann-2

Thanks to Guy for the wanted poster.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Doc Savage

They never learn

A Proud Infidel

Heheheheheheheheh….

SJ

A Lenoir Paramedic wrote on Topix that he was in paramedic school with him and he claimed to have been a combat medic but, of course, his certs and quals weren’t forwarded by the Army. Paramedic community is on his ass now too.

SJ

Damn…re my #2…wrong fat guy…wrong service. Arrrgh. Disregard

Beretverde

If I catch this “Wanted” person…can I let him go? Kind of a “Catch and release policy?”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Catch, tag and release.

Combat Historian

SJ, don’t worry about it; I think the round ranger and the round marine are a distinct set, kind of like a tea cup and saucer set. In fact, they’re probably distant cousins…

killerB

Lets make this fat bag of ass wind famous as possible. I plan on posting this all over every damn site I am a member of…

Frankly Opinionated

Mark Wayne Tiemann is getting the fame that he so desperately sought. He put that tossed salad ribbon rack on so that he would stand out from the rest. He achieved that in spades. He and his family should be thanking each and every one of us for helping him in his quest for fame.
And does “Tiemann Gunsmithing and Sons” do as poor at working on guns as they do at naming the business? Many would have thought that it would be “Tiemann and Sons Gunsmithing”, just sayin’.

Combat Historian

I was stationed at Fort Bliss back during 2002-03, and on my off-days I would attend an occasional gun show or two, including a few that were held in Las Cruces across the stateline. Who knows, I might have run into roundy at one of these gun shows in Las Cruces, as he probably had a table set up for his gunsmithing business. Repent, and turn in your shit, roundy; it’s the only way to end this…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

OK Mark, Voice and Voice 2,

I will call again today (exactly noon), will be polite and professional and will again attempt to make a recommendation on how to bring this situation to a respectful conclusion regarding the disposition of ALL the uniform items.

If you don’t comply with my recommendation, I would think the heat will get hotter. A temperature level for which you richly deserve.

Ping me here today at 1100 with your thoughts.

I am a very busy man so please, don’t F with me … And for God’s and sweet baby Jesus’s sake … Don’t hang up on me again! I can’t stand that!

MCPO

Hondo

Just curious: is there any demand out there for a PDF-version of the poster formatted for 8 1/2″ x 11″ paper?

CBSenior

Now the MCPO has gone full Rickie-Bobie and invoked Jesus in his most powerful form it does nto look good for you FF.

Mrs MPSSG

My best friend just retired after 30 years in the Corps …. HE IS a MGunz …. And he certainly is not in any kind of shape like this dough sack! Wish the SSG and I had seen this in Nov when we were at Bliss … We would’ve helped spread the love

Navy Corpsmans Wife

Here’s his facebook page, if anyone is interested.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

@ 12. Hondo. Yes. I have mentioned to Jonn that we need to standardize and or codify everything we do so we can easily replicate for each offender we spot light.

Posters
Press Releases
Letters to Law Enforcement
ETC …

Marine_7002

It’s catch, tag, and ROLL.

A Proud Infidel

A wise Mentor once told me “you can’t help a fool!”, and he was absolutely right! No matter how many of us advise him NOT to anger and/or provoke MCPO and others here, he won’t listen, he’s dedicated himself to being a FOOL!

GDContractor

@13 Maybe Tiemann thinks of Jesus as a Master Gunnery Sergeant figure skater, he wears an XXXXXL uniform full of bling and does interpretive ice dances of his life’s journey.

As Green Thumb would say, the sky’s the limit.

Hondo

OK, here’s the current one:

http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Tiemann_Poster.pdf

It’s essentially the current JPG image above imported to a word processor, centered, and printed to PDF. That’s doable with pretty much any modern word processor and a PDF print driver (they’re freely available for download on the Internet).

Ex-PH2

I will do prints of this one and the phony asswipe bernutsless and post them in the entryway of a restaurant that a lot of people frorm Great Lakes go to on a regular basis. Especially chief petty officers. Sometimes, it looks like a chiefs’ convention over there.

Joe Williams

Tiermann,a some advice to follow,do not anger a Master Chief,the senior NCOs of all services work together to maintain good order in the services. Take your of Regs self and turn in the uniforms and fruit salad that you did not earn to perably the Marine Corps League or one of the other VSOs. Write a letter of apologly to us here at TAH. Mark Wayne Tiermann, failure to comply with Master Chif’s instructions will only bring untold grief to you.My opinion is that you are no longer a Marine. You have disgraced the NCOs of the Marine Corps. Joe

Amy

Someone please go put this up in his local post office 🙂

ChipNASA

Here comes the Pain Train sweeping across American!!!

WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3QP1kYWuMI

MAKE HIM FUCKING CRY!!!

CWORet

Hell Yes guys! That poster is awesome.
Chip, he is seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.

It’s the MCPO Pain Train coming his way…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

10:45 AM
Thursday, February 27, 2014 (MST)
Time in Las Cruces, NM

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Calling now!

Local Time in Las Cruces, NM12:02:50 PM, Thursday 27, February 2014 MST

ChipNASA

@27 MCPO….

Anyone want to take bets he hangs up on MCPO?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Called as promised just after 1200 MT.

Twice.

Answered and hung up both times without saying a word!

Game on!

Full Salvo Weapons Release Authorized!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

THE ULTIMATE NUCLEAR WEAPON OF THE DAY HAS BEEN LAUNCHED!

HE WILL BE FAMOUS NOW!

JONN WAS CC’D ON LAUNCH CODES!

ghp95134

@MCPO #30,

Still waiting for the downwind message …. over.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/library/policy/army/fm/3-3-1_2/fig3-32.gif

–ghp

ghp95134

Doggone it! How do you post images on this-here forum? I’m using angle brackets in place of the parens: (img)url.gif(/img)

–ghp

NHSparky

Seems our boy Elroy just doesn’t want to fess up to his misdeeds.

Okay, I can deal with that, if he can handle the heat.

Sparks

Uhm, ‘scuse me. Little help before my head explodes on this one. Does the wanted poster say he is wearing a Silver Star WITH a “V” Device on it!!??

‘Cause even a Marine or any service member would know a Silver Star is by definition for valor. Like I said little help, cause my BP is risin’ slower.

My resolution isn’t great and I thought I was misreading the poster.

Sparks

Uhm, ‘scuse me. Little help before my head explodes on this one. Does the wanted poster say he is wearing a Silver Star WITH a “V” Device on it!!??

‘Cause even a Marine or any service member would know a Silver Star is by definition for valor. Like I said little help, cause my BP is risin’ slowly.

My resolution isn’t great and I thought I was misreading the poster.

ghp95134

Hey Sparks. Yeah, it looks like a “V” device when you enlarge the image.

Yeah … on a [b]Silver Star Medal[/b]. You know, the medal for valor that never has a “V” device because the medal is for Valor.

–ghp

Sparks

Sorry for the double post. I was trying to correct something.

Sparks

[b] Test bold [/b]

Sparks

Test bold

ghp95134

Okay … what’s the mark-up code for bold — angle brackets?

test bold

–ghp

Sparks

Test Italic

OldSargeUSAR

@Sparks

You’re getting kinda testy, eh?

Sparks

Cool OldSargeUSAR54 Thanks. Yea, just making sure I can navigate the new whiz bang site.

Green Thumb

This fat assclown takes asspluginess to a new level.

OAE CPO USN Ret

It looks like he took down the bit about graduating from the Naval Academy. One small step Teabag, err, Tiemann (dang autocorrect again). Now how about going to the nearest VFW (perhaps that ran you off for being full of shit) and dropping off the rest of that crap you didn’t earn.

ChipNASA

I’d LOVE to see William Derek Church, Mark Wayne Tiemann and Dennis Chevalier in a fight the the death cage match over a 7 lb block of gubmint’ cheese. 😀