John Kerry is an idiot

| November 7, 2006

I just had to say that. The hotel’s wireless went down so I couldn’t get to this blogsite to ensure that everyone knows that I think John Kerry is a smouldering turd. The cowardice the SwiftBoat vets watched Kerry demonstrate in Vietnam is apparent once again. He calls all veterans dunces in public, in front of a TV camera, then denies he meant it that way in public, in front of a TV camera – and his weak-ass excuse accuses all of us of being dunces for not understanding the nuances of his “joke”.

In case he decides to remove his statement on election day, here it is in it’s entirety;

As a combat veteran, I want to make it clear to anyone in uniform and to their loved ones: my poorly stated joke at a rally was not about, and never intended to refer to any troop.

I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted to wrongly imply anything negative about those in uniform, and I personally apologize to any service member, family member, or American who was offended.

It is clear the Republican Party would rather talk about anything but their failed security policy. I don’t want my verbal slip to be a diversion from the real issues. I will continue to fight for a change of course to provide real security for our country, and a winning strategy for our troops.

And before he can explain to us what an idiot he is, he has to make it about Republicans and “failed security policy”. As if John Kerry would know what a successful security policy would look like. The guy that travels to Paris to talk to our enemies. The guy that travels to Nicaragua to hug our enemies. The guy that went to Syria to hug our enemies.

But those of us who know the John Kerry type aren’t surprised. How many of us knew ticket punchers who’d volunteer for difficult assignments and then spend their time looking for a way out of it. Then we’d see them splashed across some sort of media telling us how much of an expert they are on a subject – more of an expert than the people who trained them. They’re always better and smarter than the rest of us because they’re the only ones who can attract some gullible inexperienced television reporter or newspaper hack. Kerry must’ve done it with money, cuz he’s never had a telegenic mug.

And now we know that everyone in the military were too stupid to study in school. But we already knew what the Left thought of the military. Remember the stories during the 2004 election about recruiters “tricking” students into enlisting? Apparently those students were too stupid to avoid volunteering for the military by themselves. Recruiters are always targeted – but they’re an easy target for the Left. Recruiters are nearby and they tend to be friendlier than combat troops – who might be tempted to punch some smelly hippie in the throat.

Before the war against terrorism, there was an idiot Leftist on some other discussion board I frequented that matter-of-factly told me that recruiters pursued him until they realized he was “too smart” for the military and then blew him off everytime he called. Like Hillary’s claim that the marines didn’t want her at the height of the Viet Nam War because she was a “girl”. The Left can’t even lie well about their military experiences. Where is John Murtha’s “band of brothers” who should be coming out of the wood work to defend him about this time.

In my opinion, John Kerry (and Murtha, for that matter) needs a good old fashioned ass-whooping. I’m sure his prep-school life has insulated him from the ass-whoopings we’ve all had that make us a little bit smarter about who we piss off. John Kerry needs to be thrown to the pavement, have his underwear pulled up over his head and be sent home crying with a pinkbelly.

And, honestly, I don’t think it’d be very hard to do.

On second thought, maybe we should try him for his crimes, for deaths he’s caused over the last thirty years and sentence him to die, like Saddam Hussein – Hussein is calling for a national reconcilliation which is a damnsight more than Kerry has ever done to date.

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