The return of Tuesdays with Claymore

| February 11, 2014

I know some of you went through withdrawals without Claymore’s weekly column last week, but he’s overcome technical problems, so here is his triumohant return;

First up, DU’s Facebook page, where they post all of their cool memes and shit. Mostly shit.

Yes, but aren’t we really all careless gun owners?

It’s just a zoo kills giraffe and feed it to lion world.

Does Klingon count? QAPLA!!!!

Did Jesse Ventura land on DU?

Alternate History DU Style…achtung!!

People protested, media ignored, clearly this is the end of civilization as we know it.

…this from the crew who basically invented opposition research.

Dude with little dogs…hmm.

You’re not really free if you have a job…or some shit.

Bill Maher hates old people.

What I took from this: AOL is still in business???

Liberals hate children.

More things I learned on DU: all white Texans are racists.

Free market supporters are economic terrorists….or they’re mean…maybe both.

Tea baggers get talking points from Faux News, but MSNBC is a teaching tool and bastion of journalism.

Forecast for 2014 midterms? Pain.

All the Republicans DUer’s respect aren’t.

Boo hoo, Captain Nutjob.

In praise of extortion.

Fauxcahontos leave’em reservation on Chief Pantsuit.

Yeah, but can he even spell it?

Republicans are lying about jobs outlook from the CBO…or something.

With their record on websites, how would you know?

Obamacare is Romney’s fault.

Charlie Crist; Orange Colored Moron

Wonder what the shop owner felt?

With “Progressive” and “Change” in their name, what could possibly go wrong?

…once we’re done here, we’ll all log on to our Warcraft characters and throw a party in the Dwarven section of Stormwind!

Cultures are for petri dishes.

As opposed to suddenly deciding it was time to tell the team you’re gay?

Build a bridge and get over it.

Littoral ship…almost has that whole “knock the little man out of the boat” thing going.

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Ex-PH2

So far, my head hasn’t exploded.

Twist

They should rename this thread “The return of high blood pressure”.

Claymore

For the record, it only cost me $700 and about 30 hours of troubleshooting and repairs to bring this virtual cornucopia of crazy shit to your screens. You’re welcome…or as they say on DU…your welcome.

Ex-PH2

I’m glad you’re back, Claymore. I thought maybe the DU had found you and subjected you to some terrible ordeal like listening to Harry ‘the Finger’ Reid and Nancypants Puglosi orating at the same time.

I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

Just Plain Jason

ill be banned from DU’s fb page in five minutes.