Clint Cleaver; phony Army and MC clubber
Jim sends us the work that his chapter of the Legion Riders in New Mexico did on this Clint Cleaver fellow. You can see all of the stuff that he’s claiming there on his vest. That he was in the 101st, an aircrewman, a sergeant and a Desert Storm veteran. Well, close but not quite. Here’s his NGB Form 22;
He had six months in the New Mexico National Guard and about 30 days on active duty. So i don’t think he was in long enough to even earn that Expert Marksman badge, since BRM isn’t within the first month of basic training. But, I guess he’s another one who thinks that his service during Desert Storm makes him a veteran of that war. See the hat;
According to Jim, he didn’t even own the motorcycle that he was using to get into the Legion Riders – it was his girlfriend’s bike. Good bust for the club.
Category: Phony soldiers
Buddy Fucker.
Nothing more pathetic than a phony balony poser biker who doesn’t even own his own bike and has to borrow his girlfriend’s….
Maybe Phildo or Big Dawg will let him ride bitch on their bikes.
In the side cart.
Hey, he’s in my neck of the woods. So glad to know NM wasn’t left out when the phonies were distributed.
Yeah, not really.
What a Bitch… Bet he rides that way too.
What. A. Dick.
Nice catch Legion Riders….
I think that an appropriate punishment would be to have all of those patches sewn directly onto his skin, the medals and buttons pinned to his concave chest, and the cap hot-glued to his head.
2/17 Air Cav: and then have a public “drumming out” ceremony, a la the old TV show “Branded”.
Him and Willie Church should hang out and play sock puppetts
“Hey hun the guys are going out can I borrow your bike”
Six months and he couldn’t find time to squeeze in Ranger/Scout Sniper/SF Selection/Delta/SEAL/MARSOF/OIF & OEF/ Desert Shield & Storm/ Panama/Grenada/ Space Shuttle Door Gunner/ Wal-Mart Greeter??
shit….kids these days…so damn lazy; they don’t even try anymore.
I lover what it says in block 20 “soldier not available to sign”. also, block 23, authority and reason “failure to meet medical procurement standards” so does that mean he wasn’t physically fit or just too weak?
His so-called Expert Weapons Qualification Badge is ate-up! He mixed-and-matched an oxide-finished badge conected with a Sta-Brite bar, as seen in the images.
“failure to meet medical procurement standards” so does that mean he wasn’t physically fit or just too weak?
Nawww,,, no way,,, you see the guns on that guy,,
We used to called the uber scrawny guys members of the 30 pound bench press club.
@4 Instinct. I’ve known we have them, sometimes it takes awhile to get the goods on them. You in Albuquerque?
Clint wanted to be noticed so badly. Well Clint, now you’re world famous.
Turd.
Indeed, good job and happy to see them verify eligibility as they should.
Re: ‘club’, from http://www.legion.org/riders/about
“American Legion Riders chapters are well known for their charitable work, which has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for local children’s hospitals, schools, veterans homes, severely wounded servicemembers and scholarships…
5. All The ALR groups shall avoid the perception of being a “motorcycle club” or biker club””
I admit it may seem like picky-ante semantics, but there is a difference between a MC and a VSO program like ALR.
(And I also see the post started with ‘chapter’, thanks!)
Maybe he was another sooperseekritsqwirrel because he’s skinny enough to slip himself through a keyhole, or someone else could stick a feather up his as and use him for a dart! I hope his girlfriend sees this , dumps his pimply ass, and keeps her bike!
“or someone else could stick a feather up his as and use him for a dart!” But for the fact that someone has to insert the feather, I like that suggestion, a lot.
This was such Sad News ~ It was even harder for the Girlfriend.
She is a Strong Young Lady that did do 8 Years in the Army as a MP. She is now standing for 6 feet.(none is ~ he is gone) And might I add doing it Very Well! We Are So Very Proud of Her 🙂
Thanks for doing this for EveryOne…..
But hey what do I know, hahaha
Gold Star Sister
Military Family
Maggi
17 RunPatRun,
Thank You We Try Really Hard to make sure that All are on the level. That is why we do ask for a DD214. This one, well lets just say it didn’t make any sence. “Poser” That is what the it should say under his picture.
15 Legans ~ Thanks for doing this.
Again Thanks for doing this for EveryOne! It sure makes a difference.
Maggi
if he reads this he should see a dr to be evaluated for Marfan syndrome. He’s got the body type plus long midface.
so, if my google-fu is correct, para 8-26f of AR 40-501, as listed in block 23, is a bunch of gobbly gook that basically means he had a bum ticker. so nature short changed him and he couldn’t get in and/or ship, but that’s not stopping him from making these claims.
makes you wonder what’s sadder, they poser that was kicked out, the poser that never served, or the poser that tried to get in, but was medically DQed?
@22. I don’t know about that Marfan business but I do know acute assholism when I see it–and he’s got it.
@22, if he does have Marfan syndrome, it would explain the cardiovascular problems the got him DQed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome#Cardiovascular_system
25 posts and not one ” Leave It To Beaver” reference… y’all are slippin’.
@12, Most of the time, when you ETS from the Guard, you are not available when the NGB 22 form is completed. Mine is the same way. It took four weeks to process me out of the INNG and they sent multiple copies along with my Honorable Discharge Certificate.
This process is not the same as ETSing from active duty. You simply turn every thing issued to you back into Armory supply, and that is it. The rest is handled by the state and they can damn well take their sweet time about it.
Sure, some of yes thought of it, but why do that to Ward, June, Wally, or Beaver? They were such a nice family.
I know many of you do not see a distinction and it is possible that it has already been said but the Legion Riders are NOT an MC. They are an RC. There is a very big difference between an MC and an RC
Clint? What, his mom was a big Eastwood fan, maybe? Clint is a name you give kids who grow up to be Josey Wales, not something on the order of the Beaver.
Eeew!
Nice job by the Legion Riders !! And another AssMunch bites the dust. I bet his girlfriend takes the bike privileges away!
How did I miss this one? I’m loving these “wanted” posters. I know it’s a time consuming task but so worth it. Thanks G!
Thank’ee, Ma’am.
–ghp
I wonder if he is related to Church, they both got the same kind of National Guard Discharge.
Plus they are both Douche Bags !
This is from our FB Inbox last night;
Conversation started today
12:06am
Clint E Cleaver
This is probably to late but I am going to apologize anyway. To all those before me including my father and grandfather and those now and after. No excuses for my actions and I do not expect anybody to believe me when I say I will and have removed all of the pictures from my page anything that remotely states or says that I was more than I am. The vest I no longer have. And all the patches are gone. I only kept one pin and it was my grandfathers wings. I am truly sorry for what I have done. Side note my medical discharge was for a congenital back disorder not Marfans.
I have not only shamed my Father and Grandfather but my friends those I have left. There is no excuse for my actions and I will never even mention to anybody that I joined the NmANG. I don’t deserve to say I did.. I deserve all the name calling and ridicule that comes my way.
Clint E Cleaver
Nice start, Cleaver.
Now back it up by “going forth and sinning no more.”
We’ll be watching.
What Hondo said….
We’ll take it with a grain of salt.
“facta, non verba…”
/google it.
Not surprised to see he lied about his military service. I love that this is one of the first things that comes up when you google his name. This guy dated my best friend for about a year and lied the whole time. He would not know the truth if it bit him in the ass. He started telling so many lies that he couldn’t keep track of them all and that’s what eventually got him in trouble. Real piece of work. Pawned some of my friend’s stuff and pulled some other shenanigans that ended up leaving her in debt. One nice thing is the fact that he ended up spending 2 months in jail for nonpayment of back child support on his now grown daughter from his 1st or 2nd marriage. Just found out today that he has a bench warrant out on the same thing AGAIN. He gets a job and stays there until he thinks child support is about to catch up to him and then bails. This guy is a real loser.
That’s why I finely kicked him out. Took enough of the lies and BS….that was deeper than a well diggers well you know. Good riddance to this leach of society. Jail would be a good spot for him.
Here’s the “wanted” poster from this site… it’s funny, and also sad because it’s true.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?attachment_id=40185
Don’t believe anything he says, I personally knew him and he lied all the time and left ME in debt too.
I posted this on 04-02-14:
He’s a wanted man alright… several bill collectors, NM Child Support, cops, etc. would love to find him. He financed a freezer from Conn’s, and then a big plasma TV three weeks later. Sold both of them to friends, and then didn’t make one single payment on either appliance. He lies, he cheats, and he steals from anyone and everyone. He’ll take things he thinks won’t be missed to sell or pawn. His so-called friends are dwindling by the numbers, since he will lie and steal from them too. He’s full of lies, to the point that he can’t keep them straight. He stole money out of the safe from his own job. He’ll feed a new sob story to anyone who will listen, but if you listen long enough he stories don’t mesh. His “apology” he posted on FB is total bull. He’s never sorry for the things he does or says… just sorry he gets caught and called out on it. Gotta love Karma!!
And since this post I am still receiving collection calls for him. I keep hoping another warrant will be issued and he can spend some more time in jail where he belongs.
Jonn, you didn’t tell us you were hosting a “Year in Review retrospective” today.
THey’re coming out of the woodwork. 😀
Why isn’t this jackwagon in jail yet?