Motivated job applicant
Poetrooper sends us a link to an article about a seriously motivated job applicant in Norfolk, VA. I’d hire him;
It all began when [Tevin Kievelle] Monroe walked into the McDonald’s on St. Paul’s Boulevard and asked the store manager for an application. After the manager explained twice that the process is handled online, police said, Monroe lifted his shirt to reveal a gun tucked in his waistband.
The quick-thinking manager then asked him to have a seat while she retrieved a paper application (and contacted police). Monroe was filling out the application at the table when officers arrested him.
Out of all of the perspective applicants that manager has seen, Tevin is going to be the one he always remembers. Way to stand out from the pack, Tevin. But, unfortunately, even though he turned the tide of the interview, Tevin is still unemployed. Can you believe it?
Category: Economy
So he was right! They do have applications at the store, dammit.
Why’s a brutha got to front his gat to get hired?
I did not know that you now need to carry a weapon with you to be considered as a job applicant.
There’s gotta be mental illness in play here.
Perhaps we could find a job for him at the VA office dealing with posers. Or maybe manning the Welfare office phone help line.
In all seriousness, dude sounds like good, solid, trainable Infantry material.
Training is key, but physical discipline is a bitch.
Job Interview goes wrong.
Interviewer #1: Well Mr Smith, you seem to be the kind of person who would fit well in our company. You seem to be a self starter and have a great resume and work history, Twenty years in the Military is quite impressive. What do you think your weaknesses are?
Mr Smith: I tend to be very frank and Honest.
Interviewer #2 Well we don’t think that’s a weakness Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: I really don’t care what you motherfuckers think.
Holy crap! Can you imagine what would have happended if he walked into a liquor store and asked for a quart of malt and was told, “sorry we are all out”.
Meh, he could end up working in his prison’s kitchen and truly say he’s experienced in food service once he’s out!!
The only scarey part is that this guy is most likely still providing genes to the pool.
While he is out on bail and awaiting trial, he can work as an Obama Care Navigator in Norfolk.
Did they ask if he wanted fries with that?
My hometown, tsk, tsk. I haven’t lived there since 1966 when I went into the Army but looks like it hasn’t changed much.
That was damn funny. Here’s another:
“What would you say is your greatest weakness?”
Applicant feigns pondering the question and, after 15 seconds says, “I suppose my greatest weakness is that I tend to be a workaholic.”
(NOTE: No one applying for a government job should use this.)
GT I’m so surprised you didn’t go with a…
This sounds exactly like the type of person All Points Logistics is looking for…
/When is their next job fair??
A guy that wants to work at McD’s that badly when all of the welfare scum are sitting around sucking off the system? I’m hiring this guy.
My concern would be his approach to the customer.
Applicant: Would you like fries with that?
Customer: No, thanks.
App: No fries? (whips out guns) You don’t want fries, huh?
Cust: I don’t like fries!
App: I don’t care. You’ll take the fries and gimme yer cash!
Cust: No! I don’t want fries!
Or the great scene from “Used Cars” when they told the mechanic thatvto sell a car, you havee to get the customer to do a test drive – after which he’s yelling at a reluctant customer “Get in the mothaf*ckin’ car NOW”
@11, I bet they didn’t ask him if he wanted a hot apple pie with that, either!!