EPA’s CIA fraud to be sentenced

| December 16, 2013

We’ve talked about the Environmental Protection Agency’s lead climate change expert, John C. Beale. He pleaded guilty to his fraud, which earned him hundreds of thousands of dollars while he pretended to be on CIA secret squirrel missions on the government dime. His supervisors and work mates don’t understand how this could happen according to NBC News sent to us by one of our ninjas;

To explain his long absences, Beale told agency officials — including McCarthy — that he was engaged in intelligence work for the CIA, either at agency headquarters or in Pakistan. At one point he claimed to be urgently needed in Pakistan because the Taliban was torturing his CIA replacement, according to Sullivan.
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“Due to recent events that you have probably read about, I am in Pakistan,” he wrote McCarthy in a Dec. 18, 2010 email. “Got the call Thurs and left Fri. Hope to be back for Christmas ….Ho, ho, ho.”

In fact, Beale had no relationship with the CIA at all. Sullivan, the EPA investigator, said he confirmed Beale didn’t even have a security clearance. He spent much of the time he was purportedly working for the CIA at his Northern Virginia home riding bikes, doing housework and reading books, or at a vacation house on Cape Cod.

“He’s never been to Langley (the CIA’s Virginia headquarters),” said Sullivan. “The CIA has no record of him ever walking through the door.”

In other words, the bureaucracy was so lazy that they didn’t even put a moment’s thought into the question “Why would a CIA agent work for the EPA?” It takes just a minute to check on a security clearance, but they’re too busy being business unfriendly at the EPA to even care, apparently. I’m guessing that they’ll never figure that because he was lying about his employment history, he might have been lying about climate change, too.

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Ex-PH2

What? Someone in the government committed fraud? How’s that possible? What the–?

ChipNASA

@1 Ex-PH2. You mean like……

(Cue the diabolical music) DUN DUN DUNHHHHHHH!!!!

All Points Logistics?!?!?!?!?!?!?

/In before Green Thumb 😀

Flagwaver

Hey, hey, hey… Just because one government agency is too lazy, stupid, and misguided to not even think to do a basic check of information doesn’t mean they all…

Oh… Nevermind. Carry on.

HS Sophomore

Is there some sort of stupidity that government bureaucrats must achieve through years of work before they can get a job, or do they just arrive by it naturally? Seriously, people believed he worked for the frikin’ CIA? Really?

Combat Historian

He was in the CIA National Guard, serving part time one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer; I wonder if he was covered under USERRA while serving as a weekend secret squirel warrior?…

HS Sophomore

@5-Well, I suppose there are exceptions to every rule, and thank God for that. I still believe in the conspiracy theory that a lobotomy is required to rise above middle management rank in government, however. 🙂

A Proud Infidel

Another “Ho” that Bubba & Thor wil be pimping out after they’ve test-driven him!!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@5 You received a different kind of training, some bureaucrats actually have to get some work done brother….not all of them are incompetent, but man the number has to be double or triple what we see in the private sector.

We dealt with an issue at a web printing plant I ran years ago with the EPA wanting an extensive chemical breakdown of the drying powder we were running on the one sheet fed press we had. I explained it was corn starch, the granularity of the corn starch kept the paper sheets from contacting each other and allowed air to pass between and cure the ink. Until I was able to produce a readout from a Lab that showed it was just corn and nothing else I was threatened with shutdowns and massive fines….what we ultimately discovered was that the person in charge of inspecting and working with the print industry in our area had no formal training or knowledge of any print industry practices. So all she saw was a mysterious powdery substance and assumed it was a deadly poison we were liberally exposing ourselves to purposely every day….when she was promoted her replacement was and RIT trained print professional and we never had another issue….

On topic, it’s nice to see another crook finding his way into the penal system….where he will learn a lot more about the penile system…

Pinto Nag

Hey, environmental protection has gone global. CIA is the facilitator. How does that not make sense here?

That was sarcasm, in case you were wondering.

HS Sophomore

My best government bureaucrat story-I used to live in a place about ten miles from the heart of Silicon Valley. It was pretty high elevation for Bay Area, a couple of thousand feet. We had an awesome view, being able to see everything from San Francisco to south of San Jose from our living room. The place was in the middle of a redwood/introduced Douglas fir forest (cheapest real estate in the Bay Area because it’s away from the heart of things, and also the most beautiful IMHO). Anyway, the California law is that if a tree goes above hip height, you have to get a permit to remove it. The permit process has to go by the planning commissions, takes weeks, and you have to submit a form FOR EACH TREE YOU WANT TO REMOVE. Well, understandably, there were some folks who tried to do the job themselves to save money, time, and brain cells. Woe betide them. We had a guy cut down a five-foot high Douglas Fir in his front yard (note; these are an invasive species in this part of CA), and some bureaucrat who was there to approve a larger project the guy wanted to do (build a playground for his kids) noticed it. The man was fined a few hundred bucks.

About six months after this went down, our dick neighbors decided to use an unlicensed contractor to build a massive (and highly illegal) viewing deck in their back yard that encroached on our land, required the cutting of dozens of trees they undoubtedly didn’t have permits for, and impeded our view. We complained to the planning commission about it, and in eight months of complaining, we weren’t even able to get someone up there to look into it. Go figure. Eventually, we ended up moving, so that’s someone else’s problem. Still, that experience with government has turned me into a lifelong tea-party conservative.

Sparks

This whole issue of mid-management to upper management is covered by a book I read in the seventies. It held true to some degree when I was in the military and to the nth degree during my private sector career in the telecommunications industry. It is, “The Peter Principal”. True then and apparently even more so today. I wish I had been a CIA secret squirrel. Seems there are lots of benefits. Until you are caught though. Then it is fun time in the old cell block tonight! I hope John Beale enjoys the time inside. (No pun intended…well maybe just a little.)

TMB

According to NBC News: Sullivan said he doubted Beale’s fraud could occur at any federal agency other than the EPA. “There’s a certain culture here at the EPA where the mission is the most important thing,” he said. “They don’t think like criminal investigators. They tend to be very trusting and accepting.”

Half a million dollars in unauthorized travel and nobody blinked an eye? Even if his buddy was stamping his vouchers, somebody didn’t question his absences or make a simple call to the CIA? When I do official travel for the Army, at least two officials must approve my travel voucher with authorization documents referenced. I once got smacked for putting gas in a rental because I wasn’t the one who was paying for the car. The EPA needs to go through the exact same embarrassment the GSA did last year.

Sparks

@13 You are correct to a tee. The EPA is too busy taking away my f@cking incandescent bulbs to check on a story as plausible as Beale’s.

Hondo

And in case anyone missed it: according to the NBC article, this guy was “a leading expert on climate change” for the EPA, and was paid more than the agency head.

Hayabusa

Just a couple of thoughts:

1) Beale had no relationship with the CIA… according to the CIA. Of course, this is the same CIA that insisted (including to Congress and the FBI) that Robert Levinson had no relationship with the CIA. I’m not being a conspiracy theorist, just pointing out that when you are dealing with people who lie for a living, it’s important to remember that… well… you’re dealing with people who lie for a living.

2) It sounds like Beale was a pathological liar who lived a double life and maintained an elaborate cover story for years, totally fooling those who trusted him most… Wait a minute… This guy would have been perfect for the CIA! They really should have recruited him when they had the chance.

Ex-PH2