What does the fox say?

| September 6, 2013

As noted scholar Matt Burden said:

This. changes. EVERYTHING.

Great song? Or THE GREATEST SONG?

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rb325th

Ummm… wtf was that I just watched? Maybe if I had eaten some mushrooms first…

Menoth

I’ve already learned the interpretive dance and will be performing in the 3ID talent show… whenever that is.

Dan

This guy will go far! Next years CMA’s will have parody this.

LIRight

Okay, even my kids tell me I’m getting pretty long in the tooth….and I’m certainly not up to speed on new age music, or whatever it’s called.

Johnny Paycheck’s, “Take this job and shove it!” made a helluva lot more sense.

Dan

*will have to parody this.

OldSoldier54

Uh … whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???!!!

Just an Old Dog

Once in a while when I was deployed on WestPac we would stop somewhere on libo and we would go to a club. Everything would be normal then they would play some crazy ass song like this and the locals would go ape shit. We had never heard the song before, and would never hear it again after we left that port.

Bruce

WHAT DO I SAY, it sucked!!!

bullnav

Well, I need to replace my keyboard…that was too ridiculous.

Must be Air Force guys…

Heidi

I love it.

Smitty

i hate you, Mark. i cant believe i just watched that, i blame you. why would you want to put that up here?

Biermann

WTF just happened? I blame Burden

NHSparky

So that’s what Kyle and Jack were singing.

I like their Tribute better:

NHSparky

Ah, Norway. Nevermind.

68W58

Rhyming “morse” with “horse”-that was…daring?

Anyway-everybody knows that there is no shaming furries (urban dictionary for those that need an explanation http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furries).

BlackFive

I think the U of Chicago just called and wants their degree back…

“noted scholar”…of Guinness!

Old Tanker

The cow says moo
and the cat says meow
and the dog says woof
and Old Tanker says WHATINTHENAMEOFALLTHATISHOLYDIDIJUSTHERE!?!?!?

That guy

On a scale of one to Tommy Chong, just how fucking high are you today?

OWB

Maybe it’s another one of those generational things.

Flagwaver

I have not yet had my coffee before having my eyes and ears assaulted with this. So, after posting it on my facebook to torture my friends with, I have the following to say:

TSO, you are an ass. I wish for you to low-crawl through Sand Hill during Red Ant season… in your skivvies.

That is all.

Trent

The fox just called and said please change the lyrics to this song to What Does the Narwhal Say?. The fox also said there aren’t enough hallucinogenics capable of being ingested for him to ever appear anywhere with Ylvis.

Hondo

“What the foc, say?” Kinda sums up my reaction.

As Tom Chapin (the late Harry Chapin’s brother) said on the live version of “30,000 Pounds of Bananas”: “TSO . . . it sucks.”

But at least he didn’t post ein deutscher Scheiß film.

Anonymous

Olives and Honey. This. Explains. Everything.

pigmypuncher

I want my 3:45 minutes back. WTH, what did I do to you to deserve this – seriously, I never touched your dog and don’t know your sister :/

@2 – do it, do it for the children, take video and post it on youtube. It will be EPIC!

clamsgotlegs

Olives and Honey. This. Explains. EVERYTHING.

clamsgotlegs

I want to see MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)’s video response to this.

Heidi

#26 No don’t call him out, geez then it will be brain bleach time

H1

Reminds me of ECT in Germany.
And there might have been some Absinth involved.

Instinct

WTF?? First Ranger Up posts this, and now its over here too!!

Y’all just hating everyone today??

Marine_7002

YGBSM.

AW1 Tim

I’ve seen some really weird shit back in the day. I’ve seen even weirder shit lately, what with the local meth heads trying Bath Salts too.

But this? I got nothing. This is even weirder than the Nihilist gang in The Big Lebowski. Even weirder than the “Aliens in the Car Trunk” stuff from Repo Man.

This is even weirder than Hunter Thompson’s dreams.

Just… WTF, over?

Mr Wolf

Add Hello Kitty, and this would be big shit in Japan…

Mr Wolf

And B5- your HIGH SCHOOL called, wanting your diploma back…

FatCircles0311

I want to bang that mouse.

clamsgotlegs

Is it a ringtone yet?

Lando

Stonehenge is even better.

Reaperman

well, to answer the question, a fox sounds like a child getting its toes ripped off one at a time. Those kids need to spend some more time out of the city…

defensor fortisimo

I have no idea what a fox says but i now know what a stroke feels like

Lando

Just for those that didn’t go to youtube to watch, it’s a Norwegian variety show cast that made it, and Stonehenge.

PavePusher

‘dufuq?! Can I please have my 4 minutes back now? I’ll be good, I promise….

OldTrooper

Ok, TSO, I brought myself to finally watch the video. Dude; you need help. Serious, professional help. If Matty O’Blackfive thinks it’s awesome, too, then make it a double appointment at the shrink.

Joe Williams

First DU asscrap now your further lower our this “song”. Ksrma is a Bitch and will soon with you. My Roma only charged me 2000 dollars the curse. Idid not enough st the. So I showed her latest attack and the DU crap and she this is on me. Joe

A Proud Infidel

That shit is some weapons-grade STUPID!!! I couldn’t even take 30 seconds of it!!

AbnGramps

The sad thing is that there weren’t even any hot half-clothed chicks in it. I mean come on, it’s a song about foxes. It’s gotta have chicks in it. BTW I heard this on the radio here in Germany. We have a local non-government station here with live DJ’s and commercials. On Saturday nights the satin plays “Club” music. I heard this and thought this can’t be a serious song. I guess I was sadly, sadly mistaken. Where are the Beatles when you really need them

ByrdMan

The secret of the fox.

Ancient mystery.

Deep. That’s deep.

MrBill

What the fox was that?

Hondo

MrBill: I think it was someone observing a plushie/furry meeting or party from a distance and asking themselves “WTF?”

But I could be wrong.

Anonymous

If there is something worse then hell, it is listening to this song for 6 minutes. I don’t know what listening to it for longer would be. IT SUCKS!!!!!

clamsgotlegs
clamsgotlegs

http://www.wimp.com/acousticfox/

Igor Presnyakov, a Russian guitarist who gained international fame through his YouTube videos, plays an acoustic rendition of the wildly popular song, “What Does the Fox Say?” His virtuoso guitar skills are on full display in this video.