Stolen Valor has gone to the dogs
Sunday I brought you an egregious example of stolen valor…SSG Meatball. Well, I’m sorry to say that the trend is continuing with dogfaces pretending to be 1st Cav…FFS, would you look at those sleeves!! Nothing worse than Marines pretending to be Army…
I give you SSG Curbstone Setter….let’s out this poser!
I have to say though….he’s far more believable than Goo-dick or Monkeyass
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Phony soldiers
I’m sorry but if that’s a male doggie, he looks a tad gay.
and a combat patch to boot!
Well….On the bright side..the uniform fits him better than that ACU print T10 Charlie did on that huge Crisco puddle, Mark Jacob “The krispy Kreme slayer” Wysynski….and the mutt has better looking facial hair.
The dog claims to have sniffed out 1398 IEDs along with some dope he found in the CSM’s Humvee. He personally ran through withering fire to save a platoon and bit an insurgent on his ass as he was running away. Then there is the dog fight with an Afghan mutt… and rabies vaccination…very painful.
However he does likes french poodles.
Rin Tin Tin and Lassie are wannabes!
Howling at the moon is a favorite pastime…along with licking his own balls.
Now THAT’s a face! 🙂
Beretverde: IMO the late George Carlin said it best about dogs and their penchant for licking themselves:
“Dog’s don’t care, they have no standards. Friends come over and the dog is licking his BALLS! And nobody says a word! ???(Incredulous) There’s a spectacular thing going on here! If I could do it, I’d never leave the house!”
Sick bastards, every one of you. It’s obviously a REAL DEAL military working dog taking a biscuit break.
How DARE you impugne his history!?!?! He can ‘WOOF’ with the best of ’em.
Since no one has said it to this point…Despite the cav blanket he’s rockin’, SSG Curbstone Setter IS the Dog Faced Soldier
LebbenB: negative – SSG Meatball is THE Dog Faced Soldier. This one’s too . . . pretty for that title. (smile)
I have to agree with Hondo, SSG Meatball has that,,,,,,,,,,,I wanna bite your ass stare!
@9. For some reason your comment made me think of the scene in Brave heart where The King of Ireland meets William Wallace for the first time.
“You ca’ na’ be William Wallace. I’m prettier than you are!”
I heard he was part of an elite unit called the “Pewp Eaters” and that he threw himself on a mexican garden salad to save his bros.
“Nothing worse than Marines pretending to be Army…”
That’s fucked up.
Gotta stick up for the pooch here! Has there been a claim to being anything other than a dog? Fraudulent AKC registration? Wearing of unearned awards? Exaggerated service or breeding? Use of someone else’s records??
Prove it, then I will get as upset as the rest of you!
Good doggie. Those mean vets picking on you without cause. They should be ashamed. ASHAMED I tell you!
Gutten tag.
@13
I couldn’t leave the sleeve roll alone…..
I subscribe to the 1st Cav fb page and they’re having a little pet contest (hence all the Cav patches) which is where I found these. It’s soldiers that are doing the screwed up sleeve roll….
I’m still waiting for one with a Stetson and spurs…
Just to settle the argument:
http://www.stewart.army.mil/faq/DogFaceSoldierSong.asp
@15, The Stetson and spurs would be ok to wear now, they did repeal DADT after all. 🙂
@15 – Sleeves are down all the time now, but I understand the sleeve roll joke/reference. I’ve been out of uniform for awhile, and I don’t think Marines roll their sleeves up for anything anymore – at least not what I’ve seen. 🙂
He gets a pass for cuteness. That’s a good boy!
I call fake, yo. That’s no setter; that’s a retriever, dawg.
Rolled sleeves are not authorized on Ft Hood! The 1st CAV CSM wants to see this dogs owner, and all members of his NCO support channel first thing tomorrow.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dogface
My VFW Post will soon confer an honorary membership to a wounded Marine Working Dog, who too the brunt of an IED blast in Helmand, and saved three Marines. Let that sink in… a Canine in VFW, who SAVED MARINES. That Dog has brass ones! And is now three-legged, because he lost a leg in the attack.
Seriously You All Have No Life Get Over It Its Fun In A Contest And You Are All Going GooGoO Over A Cute Dog In Uniform
#24,
Look up “sarcasm” in the dictionary.
Also look up “rules for capitalization.”
Hey, get a life, we all have plenty to do.
Take your own advice, and piss off while you’re at it.
hmm….wonder if “get a life” has a MD IP address?
Andy, no she doesn’t appear to…
Get a life, I figured the sarcasm was so obvious that I didn’t need to spell it out….apparently I was wrong….
It’s called a joke dear, see also satire…
I think this pooch is the spouse of SSG Meatball and is just wearing his uniform to get him excited.
#29 NavCWOret
Could be going after those military spouse benefits. . . ..
Someone take this dog over to the groomer and get him a haircut… get him back into regs…
SSG Meatball is my NCO’s dog…he is every bit the badass you all have alluded to. We’re very proud of our “Pets in Cav Bling” contest- First Team! 😉
Rumor has it that SSG Curbstone Setter is leading in the unofficial exit polling…must be that glorious CAV sandwich!
All: “get a life” apparently isn’t yet old enough to understand the concepts “sarcastic” and “sardonic”. Perhaps he/she will be old enough to “get” both in a decade or so.
Alternatively, maybe he/she just has a problem with comprehending written tongue-in-cheek humor.
Or maybe the individual is simply a dumbass. Any of the three are plausible.
Life is good here in the compound!
Excuse me. Must go feed a couple of dogs.
Oh, he’s too CUTE!! I want to steal that gorgeous doggie!
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@41.
Paul (of the Ballsack) is probably arousing the dog…