Stolen Valor Excremental Eight Day Two
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Trust me though, I’m only letting you vote today because I promised you could vote for 3 days, but only 1 vote is remotely close.
Today’s musical faire is dedicated to every wingman who ever had to jump on a grenade for his battle buddy:
BTW- I fell asleep last night after watching the John Giduck Shovel throwing video. I will not rest well again until someone splices in Star Wars kid fighting against a shovel equipped Spetsnaz/Green Beret. Dude is a classic.
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Category: Politics
The only close race in this round is Crotchrot v. Spankerella. All the others…The smelliest choice is clear.
Giduck is walking, talking excrement. I’ll bet he’s even tapered on both ends. Giduck needs to be voted into the round that describes him best….”the Fecal Four”.
Agree with #1…. cannot see any of the other races being close, but Crotchrot has got to win that one. Spankarella is a shitstain in her own right, but Crotchy…. he brought his creepiness to the hospital bed of a sick child.
rb325th: Fully agree. He allegedly also may have used that “good deed” as an excuse to hit on the kid’s mother.
Any of these would be worthy champions, but for me: “Colonel” Crotcherot all the way.
@1 & @3 Indeed that’s a classic late round matchup you have the creepy MILF hunter and the chubby submissive, those two have it all….sex, lies, and apparently videotape…
I voted for Crotchrot too, but wouldn’t feel bad if spanky pulled the upset.
Back when she first came up on the radar screen, I knew she could make a deep run.
Tesla is nought but a selfish little pig next to Crotchrot, a creepazoidus supremis.
Giduck — well, MCPO NYC RET’s kid could beat the crap out of him with the lid of a garbage can.
Ladner — gag.
I’m with GT on the Punk. Withour pickwick peckerwood to support Monkress, monkeyass is flat, weak sauce.
Ahhh yes! The tide is turning for my boy MAJ-COL Crotch.
Gut feeling tells me it will be creepy crotchrot vs. scumbag ladner in the finals…
No way Spankarella is even close, although there’s that whole possibility of her hooking up with Gunny Driveway and being his new hogtied heifer.
Ewwwww…not a good mental image. Someone pass the brain bleach, please.
I went back and read Crotchrot’s original post (to refresh the stench). Now I’m on the fence wrt Crotchrot vs Spankarella. Who’da thunk. Sooooo close.
As I see it, Tesla is a Sociopath, plain and simple. Nothing means anything to her other than whatever gratification or attention she craves at the moment, others’ lives and well being mean nothing to her, and I see her Son’s illnesses as a sign of that. Crotchrot? Yeah, he did it for attention, and doing that to get it via face time with a sick kid and picking up on his Mother gives him at least an additional 100 creep/shithead points! I laughed when I saw the News Video with him bawling while he “apologized”, he looked like he was only sorry he got caught, and Sociopaths use emotional games to manipulate people, it’s one of their games. Crothchrot for sure, and to me anymore, Phillip Dale Monkress is not unlike a dead cockroach, I votes for Punk Lewis to advance!
Damn! My computer won’t let me vote again; I’ll have to borrow another computer so I can vote Chicago-style again!
I’d like to revote in Chicago-style, also.
Monkress for the win, Guiduck second place.
Don’t forget that Tesla hasn’t recanted any of her story. She STILL TELLS PEOPLE that the fine gents from TAH are just crazy nutjobs out to muddy her valorous and valient war hero history.
She didn’t even recant, stop telling her lies, or apologize after CAP called her out and demanded evidence.
She didn’t even recant, stop telling her lies, or apologize after the local news station she appeared on aired a follow-up story, featuring a spokesperson for the PENTAGON, confirming she was a liar.
Crotchrot at least apologized and has stopped deceiving people. How many TAH scumbags have continued right on, unfazed, business as usual since being called out by TAH, the local news, and the Pentagon??! She has got to have set a record for that.
Anyone casting a vote needs to view this…..wonder if Ladner & Lovett had their payback meeting? This guy makes me really cry for all the people he scammed. His crocodile tears are part of his scam.
http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/p2p-ladner-lovett/vtg2x/
Yea, everyone in Texas is watching this Ladner Lard Arss…feel sorry for his wife. He has no supporters. His wife does at least for now….he needs to exit stage left. We in Texas have been watching this unfold….bad decisions, bad lies, bad attorneys, more bad decisions, more bad lies, they are both looking pretty pathetic. But I hope Ladner wins cause at least he will have something to hang on his wall and with all the bragging he has done and all the loss he has caused it won’t be all for naught!
I’ve been with the hot girl and the fatty
I still gotta go with Monkress for the win (loss?) here. A guy who claims he was a SEAL sending some halfwit douchebag to do his dirty work for him?
Yeah, them’s some serious nads you got there, Phil. Maybe that’s how you got that medical discharge–traumatic amputation of your manhood in a bizarre motorcycle accident.
Oh, and FWIW, I looked it up using my security background check info as a basis–PENDING legal action is required to be reported, as is any arrest or detaining for any reason during the entire reporting period since your last check. Failure to disclose WILL result in removal of your clearance.
Whoopsie.
Bostonian0311: um, no. TAH has outed many unrepentant tools who keep publicly making the same claims that have been shown to be lies here. Tesla is merely one of many.