Nanny Bloomberg’s Comeuppance, Part II
We all know about the idiot good Mayor of NYC, Michael “I’m Your Nanny” Bloomberg. You know – that Mayor who blames all the world’s problems on privately-owned guns, Big Gulp sodas, and trans-fats? Who mistrusts people and thinks personal freedom is a “tool of the devil” – so people can’t be trusted to decide for themselves what to do? The Mayor who seems to view the concepts of freedom and personal responsibility with distain?
Hell, Bloomberg’s such a joke that even the Daily Currant has satirized his “control freak” nature and policies. Everyone with even half a brain knows he’s nothing but a freedom-hating blowhard who has more dollars than working brain cells.
Well, it seems someone else decided a little more satire regarding Bloomberg was in order. A NYC bakery called “House of Cupcakes” has come up with a cupcake in Hizoner’s honor. And it’s not your run-of-the-mill cupcake, either.
It “weighs in” at nearly 36,000 calories – the caloric equivalent of over 10 pounds of body fat. From an article about the “Mayor Bloomberg” cupcake:
“Its got over 12 pounds of sugar, five pounds of butter, four pounds of flour, six cups of cocoa powder, 24 eggs, two cups of milk,” owner and cupcake creator Ron Bzdewk told WCBS 880?s Marla Diamond.
The best part? The article about the Mayor Bloomberg cupcake is not satire. This really happened.
Well done, Mr. Bzdwek. IMO this couldn’t have happened to “honor” a more deserving blowhard control freak.
Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists, Liberals suck, Shitbags
I read the article about that on the Drudge Report yesterday, I’m still chuckling about it, I just wonder how soon someone will send one to his office? EAT IT, MAYOR BLOOMERS! (*WHOOPS!* Bloomberg >:-D )
Cupcake Bloomberg, you know, has this group of gun-grabbing mayors he likes to tout. The group is called Mayors Against Illegal Guns. (Yeah, I know, how can a gun itself be illegal, did it sneak across the border or commit an arson?) So, being like most here, suspicious and cynical, I looked at the list of mayors. I didn’t think I’d find one from WV but, lo and behold, there he was. I wasn’t sure about Utah, either, but, again there was one. Well, I clicked on the link to each and this is the point of my comment. First up is BEAUTIFUL Madison, WV. Once you see the pic on the city’s home page, you won’t be able to get there fast enough. One thing, though. You had better bring your own motel. http://www.local.wv.gov/madison/Pages/default.aspx
Next up is Mayor Dana (Rock n Roll) Williams of Pak city, Utah. As soon as I opened up the link and saw his official pic, I was done. http://www.parkcity.org/index.aspx?page=57
These are the Mayors Against Illegal Guns.
Cut me a slice of that cupcake, would you?
I wonder what it would cost to have one of those delivered to Bloomer’s office.
Maybe some of us here should pitch in, pool some $$$, and have one delivered – “Compliments of Everyone at ‘ThisAintHell.us’ “. Hell, I’m in for $5. (smile)
Edited to add: here’s their website. I’m guessing it’s the Manhattan location.
http://www.houseofcupcakes.com/locations.html
Hondo, did you have to post the link? Now I’m drooling all over my keyboard, and whimpering…. I want one of everything.
I wonder if they ship them
Ex-PH2: hey, the link I posted only had location and phone info. If you looked at the “Menu” tab, well, that’s on you.
That said: they do look good, don’t they. (smile)
Maybe next month. Money’s too tight this month. I never did get a birthday cake this year.
Look good? Oh, man……………! I’ve been such a good girl for the last 18 months. One of each – even the gluten-free and sugar-free – and a big jug of ice cold milk, and some ice cream.
I’m getting sucrose poisoning just thinking about it.
Actually, I think the best part is the fact that Bloomberg is not amused by the “honor”.
COUNT ME IN, HONDO!!
Now we just need to see some NYC Diner, Deli, or Ice Cream Shop come up with a “Nanny Bloomer Commemorative 44 oz. malt, shake, or ice cream dish”!
As I recall, Proud Infidel, Bloomers got away with making those sizes of “unhealthy drinks” illegal in NYC. But he hasn’t tried to make cupcakes illegal – yet. That’s why this one can still “fly”.
“I never did get a birthday cake this year.”
We’ll have to do something about that. Ex-PH2, I want you to visit the bakery you would like to make your cake and then I want you to go there and select one. Come back here and post the baker’s name, address, and the type of cake you want. I will buy it under a name that I will later share with you after the cake is ordered.
So, is there a group “Mayors For Illegally Owned Guns?” That is who Bloomies should be fighting.
Hondo, that ban was shot down in court a short while ago if I remember correctly, and it gave Mayor “Little Lord Fauntleroy” Bloomers another cockle burr in his pantyhose, thus my idea for a supersized mega-calorie malt or shake to be named after him!
Proud Infidel: I stand corrected. I was remembering that court decision as overturning a different thing Bloomers tried to pull. My error.
Yeah, a “Mayor Bloomberg Memorial Mega Gulp” soda or shake cup might work pretty well too. I’d vote for 64 oz size or larger. I think 64 oz is the size of 7/11’s current “Super Big Gulp” cup. (smile)
@!13. Mayor vs. Mayor death match. Easily a $49.95 cable-only simulcast. Those for guns get guns. Those against, not. Best of luck to the former.
AirCav, I would like to take you up on that offer, but I want to wait until I get my book finished. My sister sent me a gift card for Olive Garden for my birthday and I’m holding it until I get this thing done, editing, proofread and sent off, and that’s June 9. If you can hold off until then, I will take you up on your offer.
Sounds great. I was afraid that you would decline!
Not in a million years.
AC: be sure to include me on that list whenever you do whatever.
The question I’ve taken to asking about Reichsfuhrer Bloomberg is this: the man made millions, before he made billions, as a stock trader for the clients of the firm he worked for. How much of that money was derived from trades in the stock of foodstuffs companies (i.e., Coca-Cola, PepsiCo, McDonalds, Yum! Brands, ConAgra … I can go on and on here), and how much more was derived from arms makers and their parent companies?
Scratch a zealot, find a hypocrite. Works just about every time.
Oh, well. I guess there really isn’t enough interest to warrant trying to pool resources and send Mayor Bloomers one of these.
Would have been fun.
Hondo, if the interest in doing so arises again, I’ll be good for $10 or &15!
Hondo, it would work better if someone could find or shoot a photo of Bloomerbutt scarfing down a pizza with everything, or something equally verboten like ice cream.
Find that, put it online in a social forum. Anything to shut him up.
A cool though, Ex-PH2, but primadonnas like “Little Lord Fauntleroy” Bloomers can NEVER shut up, they crave attention like a junkie does a “fix”!