Bill Brockbrader – Last Follow-Up for a While
Bill Brockbrader – AKA “Bill Wood” AKA “the Psychic SEAL” – has been featured here previously at TAH. But it looks like he’ll be out of circulation for a while.
Brockbrader was convicted in December 2012 of failing to register as a sex offender. In late March, he was sentenced to 30 months (2 1/2 years) in prison – plus an additional 10 years on probation afterwards.
This guy is a loon, a totally worthless POS, and a waste of oxygen. Among his “claims to fame”: sexual contact with a 12 year old; sex with a 15 year old; time in the Navy brig, Miramar NAS, for sex crimes; false claims of being a SEAL; bizarre claims about Area 51; claims that either the WTC or Pentagon on 9/11 was hit by a “Tomahawk missile” vice an airliner; repeatedly disabling his court-ordered monitoring equipment; and a bunch of other idiotic and criminal crap.
Oh, and he also was trying to claim “whistleblower status” to report “war crimes and misconduct” by DoD in the late 1990s/early 2000s. Nice guy, eh?
Then the tool actually had the gall to request post-conviction release, and to make statements in his own behalf for the judge to consider. Bad move, Billy-boy. The prosecutor got to question him – and absolutely tore him a new anus, if not 2 or 3. And the judge denied his request, of course.
Courtesy of Don Shipley’s Facebook page and YouTube Channel, you can listen to the courtroom audio of that here (part 1) and here (part 2). It’s about 17 1/2 min total.
Yeah, Brockbrader even sounds like a whiny phony loser who’s still in denial. With that attitude, I predict he’ll really “fit right in” wherever he’s sent to do his time in prison.
Seriously: this guy is a perfect example of a low-life shitbag. Prison couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.
Mondo hat-tip to Don Shipley for the above audio. Thanks, Don.
Category: Crime, Phony soldiers, Shitbags
Only 10 months? He ought to get more than that!
But at least this scum bag is getting some bench time
Uh, Doc Baily – I think you misread things, amigo. He got 30 months (2 1/2 years) in the pen, followed by 10 years of probation.
Hope Bubba rips him a new asshole as well.
Couldn’t happen to a bigger idiot.
To save us all tax money for subsidizing him in prison, shitbag SEAL posers like him should just be turned over to real SEALs for a few hours or days for some proper “reeducation”. I’m sure the real SEALs would love to question him about his SEAl status, and get to whup his ass for being a sex predator/degenerate as an added bonus…
Ah hahahaha! You could murder your family and steal the money out of the offering plate at church and still have a better time in prison than Bill is about to have. LOL!
The little girl was 12 years old. This guy isn’t cute, funny, or your run-of-the-mill piece of crud. He deserves whatever he gets from whomever he gets it in the joint.
2/17 Air Cav: not defending this asshole, but to be completely and technically accurate: the child was apparently 12 when he first had “sexual contact” with her. She was 15 when he first boinked her. And if I recall correctly, the child was his wife’s or girlfriend’s daughter.
Really a “salt of the earth” kinda guy – arsenic salts, that is.
He’s definitely an example of shitbaggus maximus. And yeah – I hope his cellmate is about 6′ 5″, about 240lbs, is hung like Holmes, is a lifer, and decides to rename Brockbrader “Ben Dover”.
10 months? That’s plenty of time to plan up some new ass-hattery. We’ll be hearing more about this clown and his antics – eventually.
Have fun sicko!!! Enjoy your vacation at the cross bar hotel!!!
Guys, the guy got way more than 10 months – he got 2 1/2 YEARS in prison plus 10 YEARS probation. I’ve re-worded the article to clarify that fact.
“The little girl was 12 years old.”
My daughter just turned 11 on Monday. If some guy touched her like that I would rip his ball off through his throat.
I’ve got a 12-year old daughter. Anyone who even LOOKS at her cross-eyed won’t be able to find a hole deep enough, dark enough, or far enough away.
@12. Yes, and inmates have daughters and neices too. That’s why they don’t take too kindly to pedophiles. The inmate code may be alien to us but this is one element of it that we can appreciate.
#12 Sure would save a lot in court costs, I’m sure some others would also be glad to assist you!!
I have a 5 month old daughter, I also have a few heathen(pagans who worship Norse gods) friends, a few real close combat vet friends, a crazy little brother, and quicksand behind my house. I’m still a damn good shot at 300 meters and beyond as well.
Hasn’t been too long ago that sending a child molester to prison was a death sentence. Fellow prisoners seemed even less forgiving than the criminal justice system. If that is still true, it might not matter much whether his sentence is 10 months or 10 years.
Yep. Snitches, rapists, child molesters, and ex-cops reputedly don’t do very well if they end up in prison. Anywhere.
@16 as stated in the movie “Clueless”: I’ve got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt he’ll be missed
@19 damn right.
I think having him tattooed with ‘PEDOPHILE’ on his forehead before he actually goes off to whatever prison he’ll be attending would work nicely toward making his prison stay interesting.
Afterwards, when he gets out, a renewal on the tattoo, with an additional line ‘SEX OFFENDER’ could be added, on the off-chance that he again forgets to register as a sex offender.
I don’t know where I heard this line, but I like it:
“I’ve got four hungry dogs and a meat cleaver. I know what to do with a corpse.”
Pigs are better, remember “Pigs go through bones like butter..” Snatch.
Child molesters used to lead the pack simply because they were universally hated by everyone within the prison. No one had to be paid to off them or to look the other way. They just seemed to die – by suicide, many times.
Not much sympathy for child molesters from any quarter a short time ago. Now we have grown men lobbying for societal acceptance of using children for their own amusement, and supporters of their “right” to do so. A strong indication of the decline of a civilization, btw.
Kids are safer now that he is locked up.
Pedophile.
@24 Once the Romans crossed that line the barbarians took their nation from them….
I have some very close friends with daughters of around that age group (12-15).
Come near them, and I will personally ensure your imminent doom, resurrect your sorry ass just enough to let the fathers have their turn.
Bill the “Turd”…nice hearing of you. Good riddance.
I work with Corrections Personnel in my Guard Unit, according to them, pedophile slime like Brockbader are usually kept in Protective Custody (known as “Punk Central” in the General Population) where they’re confined to their cells 23 hours a day, they get their one hour in an exercise pen by themselves. Hey, he SAID he has psychic capabilities, so at least he’s “got commo”. But yeah, the moment ANY lifer gets near him in prison, like the Koreans say, “Oopso Ahdashi!”
Bullets are still a cheap and convenient solution. Why do we have to support these worthless pieces of slime, again? I keep forgetting.
Hope he never gets out
@29, I hear you, PN, but ammo IS hard to come by these days, I say:
1. Rope.
2. Tree.
3. Pedophile.
Some assembly required.
And you can use the same rope time and time again!
@31…and even re-use the tree. Hey! We can RECYCLE! Cool!
🙂
SEE? I toldja so!! 😀
How come poseurs never claim to be a mess specialist third class, or the top ranked vehicle mechanic for the quarter?
What’s wrong with that, not everyone can be super duper SF/SEAL/PJ/FORCE RECON/DELTA.