The mouse that roared

| May 7, 2013

ROS sends us a link to the Algemeiner which reports that Syria is threatening the US over Israel’s airstrikes on Syrian weapons shipments to Hezbollah;

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad warned Monday that any further Israeli action on Syrian territory would necessitate a “declaration of war.”

The Kuwaiti newspaper Alrai reported that Assad sent a letter to Washington through Moscow to warn that any new Israeli military action would evoke an immediate response. It said Assad expected an answer from U.S. officials within 24 hours.

That’s pretty much like a threat from the US to not cross the “red line” of using chemical weapons. Syria can’t even control what goes on within it’s own borders, let alone be able to enforce a declaration of war. And who, exactly is Syria planning on conducting this war against? The US or Israel?

But, ROS comments that the picture of Assad is worth clicking over because he looks “like a pen1s with teeth”.

Category: Terror War

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Ex-PH2

What?!?! He couldn’t write to Netanyahu himself? Does Assad think we’ll have a tete-a-tete with Ben for him and ask the IDF to stop pounding his house?

I guess bullies don’t like being bullied, after all, which is why they’re bullies in the first place.

ROS is right. Kind of like something you might have seen in “The Tick”.

Hondo

Yeah, that photo in the link does kinda look like the early photos of the critter in “Alien” with some hair added.

If he survies, maybe he can go into the music business using the name “1-UMF”.

Lak

What/who is ROS?

Hondo

What/who is Lak?

NHSparky

Who is John Galt?

jon spencer

Assad would have a hard time if he threatened Israel.
As he might actually have to do something and a action against Israel would have a affect on how he is dealing with the rebels / civil war that is ongoing within his country.
Where he can threaten and bluster at the U.S. and no one will expect action.

ROS

ROS is no one. 🙂

And he does look like a penis with teeth, or Beaker’s creepy uncle who lives in the basement.

Lak

Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Assad needs a binky for his penis-mouth.

pete

lol,,a penis with teeth? i need too go sit in my corner now

rb325th

@7, so you are a figment of my imagination? All these years, and it has just been one long hallucination….

Oh, and definitely Beakers creepy uncle, think his name is Pedy something or other.

Ex-PH2

I’ve been trying to decide if Assad would be played by Robert Patric or John McGinley.

They both have that ability to create a blank 1000-yard stare, a grimace that can be mistaken for a grin with teeth, and they can both generate serio-comic intensity that will make your head explode.

And Robert Patric can ooze through steel bars, too.

Ex-PH2

Yes, I do think Assad is the kind guy who oozes a lot.

It’s a common characteristic of slime molds.

Hondo

Ex-PH2: I think this guy would be a better choice to play Assad:

2/17 Air Cav

@7 and 8 “a penis with teeth” Move over pete, i need to get some quiet time too. That is so funny, I can’t laugh.

Ex-PH2

Hondo, you need someone who can oooooze.

Alfred E. Neuman looks too much like Ted Koppel and he can’t oooooze.

Hondo

Ex-PH2: “ooze”? Perhaps. But he’s certainly got the “vacant stare” and “I’m a dumbf**k” looks down pat. I think he’s a viable candidate.

ROS

@10- Longest. Hallucination. Ever!

And definitely McGinley, PH2- Wild Hogs-style.

Nik

If someone ever decides to wack that DWE (Dick with Ears), don’t aim for center mass. Go for the forehead, it’s bigger.

Ex-PH2

@ROS, I agree. McGinley has the teeth and the acting chops.