Kim Jong Un scares me

| April 6, 2013

OK, I wasn’t scared before, but I am now;

Without the gun, I thought he was just a little fat kid, but now that I see him with a scary black gun, he looks so dangerous, so grown up.

Naw, just kidding. He’s still a punk.

Category: North Korea

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K.J. Hinton

We still need to change his name to Kim Jong Ain’t.

gunner3_4

Great shooting great and powerfull leader = holy crap this guy is a fat girly man and unfortunately has the power to execute my family and send me to a work camp.

ohio

My 15 year old granddaughter can handle a firearm better than that little fat t*rd.

Eggs

I think Flounder handled a firearm better than that in Animal House.

rb325th

The heavily edited Propaganda version… There was unedited footage on Fox News this morning from that trip to the gun range that would have had you rolling on the ground laughing. He was waving that gun around, fiddling with it obviously incompetent. I was surprised there was no accidental discharges.

JP

Still more believable than the Obama skeet pic.

2/17 Air Cav

Needle Dick vs. Sweet Skeet in a Battle Royale. Twiggy versus Mamma Cass.

Ex-PH2

@5 Li’l Kim IS an accidental discharge.

But seriously, folks, the Norks are using buzzbombs from World War II? Quick, someone notify Churchill!!!

Anonymous

Riiiight. Let L’il Kim come to one of the Leftist Coast states waving that punk pistol. The po-po under Bloomin’idiot would have him down on the ground in a heartbeat, while all the sheeple stand around bleating “He scares me”.

B Woodman

Riiiight. Let L’il Kim come to one of the Leftist Coast states waving that punk pistol. The po-po under Bloomin’idiot would have him down on the ground in a heartbeat, while all the sheeple stand around bleating “He scares me”.

Shamus62

Were the rocket assisted plane looking things target drones for that SAM that was shown firing? It was kind of confusing, cuz they showed it twice, once hitting the side of a mountain in a fireball and then again right before an aerial target got hit. IDK,..just curious.

A Proud Infidel

#8, Ex-PH2, BINGO!! You said it all right there!
#7, AirCav, a COOL thought,but it’ll never happen, the Security Details for both sides would be too afraid of them accidentally shooting each other!!

Johnny

In this video, Kim Jong number un reminds me of the Fat Airsoft Kid a/k/a Sgt. Sugarcookie (do a Google search).

CI Roller Dude

Maybe we can send John Kerry over there to bitch slap the little shit. No, wait, I’m pretty sure Kerry wouldn’t have the balls to do that…. crap, who do we have in DC who can take care of this idiot before we actually have to use the military again?

Ex-PH2

I’ll go! I’ll go! Let me!!

Anonymous

@ #5 “accidental discharges”. Yep that’s how this lil turd got started in life.

A_Proud_Infidel

He handles a weapon like a retarded one-eyed, buck toothed 2LT on LSD!!

Ex-PH2

@13 – Why do you think I refer to him as Li’l Kim Fatty da T’ird and occasionally Short Round Li’l Kim? It’s not out of love, I assure you.

Have you seen his aunt? Yikes! She looks like she could chew through a 6 inch solid steel ship’s hull.

USMCE8Ret

Maybe Dennis Rodman needs to go back over there and get things to calm down, considering they’re such great friends and such.

Dennis Rodman said so himself.

Just an Old Dog

He was like a North Korean wannabe gangsta rapper,,, “pew pew pew ,,, Fu$K da’ Pareese”

A_Proud_Infidel

I wonde if he sings his Daddy’s song from “Team America”,… “I’m so ronerryyy,…”

Ex-PH2

I want to send him a letter telling him how much I admire his lestlaint in not sherring my homie counchly.

I just don’t know how to spell that in Norkish.

A_Proud_Infidel

Ex-PH2, WHAAAT? YOU NO SPEEK OL UNNELSTAN’ EENGRISH???

Ex-PH2

Nooooo! I spikk onrey Gibbserrish.

A_Proud_Infidel

OOOOOH! I TEWR YOO, IT GET SOOO RONERY ALOUND HEAL!!

Ex-PH2

I know. I am sad.

T-Bird Henry

Let’s see, you’re scared of this douchebag with a a handgun? I’d be more scared of the BAMster! Seriously, if given the choice I’d rather walk point for a Dick Cheney duck hunt than be around either of these clueless punk-ass bitches with a firearm!

A_Proud_Infidel

T-Bird Henry, I’d feel ten times safer next to a brand new 2LT with a locked and loaded weapon than I would next to that doughnut-guzzling nutcase!

Ex-PH2

Here’s a picture of Li’l Kim with his Dear Auntie. Don’t let that blank stare fool you. She has specially-constructed laser eyes that can burn through solid steel.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9976634/As-Kim-Jong-un-plays-the-tough-guy-his-aunt-and-uncle-hold-the-reins-of-power.html

Grrr!

A_Proud_Infidel

to me, they look like a power-obsessed dictator family to whom human life means nothing. I wonder if they’re ‘lil tubby Kim’s puppeteers, just like George Soros and Warren Buffet are to B. Hussein 0bama?

Ex-PH2

It almost looks that way, since Auntie is Daddy Medium Kim’s sister and Grandpa Big Kim’s daughter. There is an embedded, long-term case of delusional denial in North Korea, but as has been demonstrated frequently in the past, in othre parts of the world, it fails at some point.

The Nork population as a whole is afraid of Li’l Kim. The carpet bombing by the US, which forced Grandpa Big Kim to agree to the 1953 truce, is the most important thing they teach in Nork schools. When those B52s flew over there last week, it’s like the war was still going on last Thursday. The B2 Stealth bomber is somethign they may or may not know about, but the images of it were published. I wouldn’t want to be in its path 🙂

And you do realize that the military is the only place anyone can get regular meals, housing and clothing, right? Everyone else is starving.

Ex-PH2

I’m less concerneda bout Li’l Kim with a gun than I am about Li’l Kim and his Auntie Kimshebitch with their fingers on the buttons for missiles of any kind. He has no conscience and she is his enabler.

So if they’re going to launch missiles on Wednesday, are they also going after constructing a warhead that will fit on them? South Korea now says that the movement around the underground nuke test site was normal, not a ramp-up as had been previously thought.

David

there was an article in the Houston paper from a purported journalist who claimed she and her husband had been mugged -and that the “mugger looked like he was handling the gun like he knew what he was doing, sideways and all” – at least li’l Kil isn’t doing that. Doesn’t need those gangsta sights on the side.

Ex-PH2

Well, they didn’t launch missiles on the Wednesday after April 8, but the Norks still won’t talk to their Southern cousins, and the South is taking the rest of their people out of the Kaesong factory complex.

http://feeds.nbcnews.com/c/35002/f/653378/s/2b351feb/l/0Lworldnews0Bnbcnews0N0C0Inews0C20A130C0A40C260C179277570Enorth0Ekorea0Erejects0Etalks0Ewith0Esouths0Epuppet0Eregime0Dlite/story01.htm

There is a rumor, sponsored by CNBC or CNN – one of those rumor mill networks – that a 62-year-old vice general may be behind the aggressive talk and activity that Norklan and Li’l Kim have been displaying. You know, the binocs eyes on the prize, the missiles on launch pads lifted and lowered, and the badly-Photoshopped videos of Norkish missiles destroying the US capitol dome – that sort of thing. He is rumored to be trying to promote his own agenda and thinks Li’l Kim Fatty da T’ird can’t cut the mustard, or anything else.

All remains to be seen, but this update from the news today means that things may be deteriorating. Oh, yeah, there are non-Chinese (Japanese and Philipino) people occupying islands that the Chinese have been trying to claim for mainland China, and now Vlad Putin wants to buddy up with Bodaprez.

Stay tuned for further stuff… whatever I can find.

Ex-PH2

Okay, now that little squatty snot running Norkland is pissing me off.

This guy is an American tour guide who takes tourists into Norkland. So now he’s been arrested, with no defined charges.

http://feeds.nbcnews.com/c/35002/f/653378/s/2b3dce81/l/0Lworldnews0Bnbcnews0N0C0Inews0C20A130C0A40C270C179439260Enorth0Ekorea0Edetained0Eamerican0Etourist0Eto0Eface0Etrial0Efor0Ecommitting0Ecrimes0Dlite/story01.htm

Ex-PH2

I know, I know: we thought the Norks went away. But Li’l Kim Fatty da T’ird is still the same attention whore as his daddy was and he will NOT stop tugging at our sleeves.

Peeps, we MUST give this squatty guy credit: he is, at the very least, persistent.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/19/18355373-north-korea-fires-projectile-into-eastern-waters?lite=

Maybe this will be a BIG deflection device for Bodaprez. He can say “See?? Norkland is much more important than answering questions about my shortcomings with ‘I’ll get back to you on that’. So I’ll get back to you on that.”

Ex-PH2

As I am ever-vigilant about Norkland and its doings, this article and the photos with it indicate clearly that the parade missiles are fakes — you know: all show and no ‘go’– and can’t fly.

http://investigations.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/15/20010707-a-big-hoax-experts-say-north-korea-showing-off-missiles-that-cant-fly?lite

PintoNag

@37 Isn’t showcasing his weaknesses just another way of daring him to shoot at us?

Ex-PH2

PN, you may be on the money with that observation. Why show working stuff? Why not keep it hidden? Sorry I didn’t answer that sooner!

And now it appears that Kim Jong-Un has restarted the nuclear breeder reactor and Yongbyon.

http://news.msn.com/world/satellite-image-suggests-north-korea-has-restarted-nuclear-reactor

I know a lot of people think the Norks are a joke, but try talking to a Korean War vet (a real one, not named James Ferris) or someone who was on the Pueblo, and ask them how damned vicious the Norks really are.

On another note, nearly 22,000 people at a prison camp seem to have completely disappeared.
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/280334-camp-22-inmates-disappear-over-22000-prisoners-unaccounted-for-in-north-korean-labor-camp/
It’s one way to eliminate the need for food aid from the US, isn’t it? Get rid of the prisoners? Why would they need food?

Ex-PH2

This is on ‘breaking news’ on my front page as a Twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/387391598029332480

Ex-PH2

Okay, the Norks / Kim Jong-Un have amped up their bellicose rhetoric because the Navy now has an aircraft carrier in a South Korean port.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/08/20867144-north-korea-warns-us-of-horrible-disaster-places-military-on-alert?lite

So should I send Kim Jong-Un a letter explaining to him that nobody really gives a shit what he does? Or should I leave that to the ineptitude of the current administration?

PintoNag

I wonder how many times this tin-pot dictator is going to threaten us before he screws up his nerve to do something incredibly stupid?

Ex-PH2

Me, too.

But what a sense of timing he has!

Never let a good crisis go to waste!

Ex-PH2

Oh, here’s the latest!

http://news.msn.com/world/n-korea-restarts-nuke-south-says-amid-threats

They HAVE restarted their nuclear reactor, because WE are not giving them enough attention. (IMHO)

Ex-PH2

And this should scare anyone who hasn’t had too much to eat.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/11/28/21654695-kim-jong-un-believable-likeness-launches-new-career-for-musician?lite&gt1=43001

Still, you have to ask, is it really worth it to look like a chubby dorkwad?