Deviancy defined down
CavScoutCoastie sends us a link from Florida about the youngster who says that his arrest for having sex with a miniature donkey violates his constitutional rights;
[Carlos R. Romero] later told investigators that he gets sexually aroused around animals more so than humans, the newspaper reported. He also said “people frown on zoophilia” in Florida.
According to the newspaper, Romero’s challenge stated that the law against sexual activity with animals infringed on his rights and violated the 14th Amendment’s equal protection clause. The motion also said the sentence for a conviction, a year in jail, was excessive.
In October, Romero turned down a plea agreement in which he would have received probation, $200 fine and psychological treatment. He would also be barred from contact with children and mammals.
Instead, he decided to take his case to a jury trial, which is scheduled to begin Monday.
CavScoutCoastie says that this is somehow related to the war against terror.
Category: General Whackos
WHAT. THE. FUCK
This is *NOT* the Donkey Show I was looking for.
Damn!!
Look at his booking photo. He is very happy to share his image and story with the world.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Carlos+R.+Romero&hl=en&tbo=u&rlz=1T4ADBR_enUS378US385&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=KTLLUInWA7GB0QHImYHICA&ved=0CDIQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=644
He also said “people frown on zoophilia” in Florida.
Not just Flori-DUH, you sick fuck.
cavscoutcoastie = Carlos R. Romero??
Another case of not enough bleach in the gene pool.
Reminds me of this video that circulated a few years ago:
http://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE
Goat f**kers. Donkey f**kers. Same thing.
In 1991 while I was stationed in Machrihanish Scotland, we heard of a Sailor from the USS Simon Lake (AS-33) homeported in Holy Lock, Scotland (about 2.5 hours away) was caught by a farmer with a sheep.
He was procecuted. This was his punishment: jail; fine of six genrations of potential income from the female sheep.
Oh did I mention the sheep died during the romantic encounter. Apparently when you turn a sheep over on its back, it either chokes or sufficates.
Rule # 1 never flip the sheep over.
The Sailor worked on the motor whale crew that ferried crew from ship to shore.
#5. Nope not me. After a few months in the desert, we joked that the sheep were looking good. Someone even sent us an blow up sheep as a joke (I think) but we never got to this point. This guy is proud. I think I suggested to John we need a category called “WTF Florida?”.
Me thinks he should have taken the plea….
It’s all due to Hollywood, rock music, and misunderstanding. Romeo here had just seen Dr. Dolittle and misunderstood the phrase “talk to the animals”. Then he heard the Stones’ “Beast of Burden” on the radio and misunderstood that, too. (smile)
Seriously, this is a real sicko I think melle1228 is right – he was offered one helluva deal and was an idiot to turn it down.
Who says you can’t learn something new (ewe) every day?
I am sure PETA would be thrilled to know someone thinks animals are as human and f#ckable as half the human population….
Obviously, a big fan of “Shrek” and Donkey…except Donkey was a GUY and Donkey was in love with a pink dragon…but the dragon was a GIRL.
Oh, deer. Trying to sort this herd of information into cattlegories.
Isn’t this the predicted next step as the logical outgrowth of homosexual rights and the end of state sodomy laws?
#15 – No. Unless you’re equating consensual sex with non-consensual sex.
I just have to get a video somehow of Mikey doing the cheetah stud dance.
I once knew a grackle that told me she was a velociraptor on her mother’s side.
We all have dreams….
Au contrare. The question was rhetorical. Your response mistakes my question. Sodomy laws have nothing to do with consent.
This reminds me of the guy here in Oregon (go figure) that died while trying to screw a horse. Apparently, the horse said no and then kicked him to death.
Next stop? Civil unions.
Maybe he spent too much time listening to that Nine Inch Nails song “Closer.”
#10 Coastie- just a category?
Shoot- you could devote an entire WEBSITE to ‘WTF Florida’ on a daily basis. This place is just the asylum with good beaches….
Carlos Rivera has that “I just f–ked a goat” grin on his face.
9,999 more and he’d be the Afghan Wilt Chamberlain
We had a guy in our state that was busted a few years ago, no shit, for having sex with the vaccum cleaners at the local car wash.
Those things can suck up change and rocks from a foot away so how you could do anything with them without getting injured is beyond me…but I digress
He was convicted and placed on the state sex offender registry
He successfully fought..all the way to the State Supreme Court to get removed from the state SOR because he did not have sex with a person or animal (as required under state law)
@25 Unless you are named Hoover or Dyson you’re probably safe from that guy…
Any LoveLines listeners will of course remember the classic came, “Germany or Florida”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Loveline_games#Germany_or_Florida.3F
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=germany%20or%20florida
(Though it should be noted, they just recently had to re-ban bestiality in Germany.)
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/zoophiles-vow-fight-after-germany-re-bans-bestiality/article6356367/
From the original story:
“He also said “people frown on zoophilia” in Florida.'”
You don’t say?
So, when is Carlos Romero going to come on here, defend himself and/or threaten to sue us for defamation. I think we need a pool.
DON-KEY!!!
Seriously, I took a lot of shit (as did most of my West Coast nuke brethren) for going out to Idaho for prototype.
To this day, I still take shit for having hip-waders and velcro gloves, but damn, a joke’s a joke. Too bad this guy never figured that out.
And why’d he fuck the UGLIEST donkey, fer Chrissakes?
Somebody forward this to BH Austin.
Guess he probably works for the “U.S. Army Cadets” program.