Tuesdays With Claymore
This could be the most retarded thread ever seen on DU….no kidding.
Pure genius. No really. Ok, not really.
If you don’t like the game, change the rules
Translation: Where’s all the free shit I was promised?
Pretend Republicans always love guns but hate Dinesh D’Souza and end up voting for Obama.
And here’s a collective ‘duh’ for your efforts.
…I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Fauxcahontas speak with forked tongue.
Iranian women’s rights? That makes as much sense as airplanes with windows that roll down.
Save your Confederate dollars, boys!
Crappy economy is Republican’s fault.
Nerdy white male virgins who play ‘World Of Warcraft’ and dress up like Mr. Spock for Obama.
Pretend global warming skeptics are always morons who hate science.
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
Most retarded? First, the progression is retarded, retardeder (comparative), retardedest (superlative). Second, it is no more possible to identify the retardedest thread on DU than it is to name the stupidest person on the planet: Every single time you think you’ve found him, someone comes along who proves you wrong.
It’s like the mountain…if the mountain were a pile of morons all connected to the internet. Communist morons. With WIFI. On food stamps. But who somehow found the money to buy a new iPhone 5. But I digress.
A mountain of communist morons joined as one by wireless umbilical. I shall never doubt you again, Grasshopper.
If ignorance is bliss, then they are in a perpetual state of euphoria
Who doesn’t want a prawn tank??? Oooooh, the guy who plants dozens of trees on 1/3 of an acre.
Lord, please let him have a shellfish allergy……
With all due respect to the little people of the world, being the smartest guy on DU is a lot like being the tallest dwarf……sure, the rest of your kind all look up to you but once in the real world…well, you get the picture.
I like to call it the Triple L Syndrome…la-la-land where symptoms include ignoring reality staring you in the face, pretending peace, love and diplomacy make the world go round, and singing Kumbaya endlessly while worshiping anyone with a D after their name…
They also want their cake and eat it too.
They blame the Great Depression on the Republicans and then when someone brings up slavery or Jim Crowe they repeat their “the parties switched sides at the signing of Equal Rights” mantra.
I just find it stupidly ironic that the one that talks about true oppression, women in Iran being denied access to degrees in college no one talks about.
I didn’t read too much on the one about the blackout, because I like how they assume that if something that bad happens they will get to keep all the crops they grow. Not like if society collapses someone bigger and meaner isn’t going to show up and take all their hard work…wonk wonk wonk.