2012 Ballduster Tourney Day Four, Diliberto v. Sharkey

| August 24, 2012

You get nothing sexy today because I am at our convention and have a ton of work. But, I would be remiss were I not to share the daily lyrics:

Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake

Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake

I honestly don’t even have time to cut and paste from previous days. I promise I will try harder tomorrow, although it may be a bit late since I am giving a speech on Stolen Valor for about 80 people at 11:30.

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Anyway, love your body Larry.

Category: Politics

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MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

I still miss GUNNY DRIVEWAY. But, I am voting for Dildirt.

Jonn and TSO, how is the competion looking so far?

Will you need to bring the GUNNY back in to shake it up a little?

Lucky

Idk somehow the Fucktard Marine is more of a threat than the Fakeass Marine

SJ

Gunny!!!!! Write-In vote.

Hondo

Sorry, Peter Gabriel. That damned alcoholic, brain-damaged-from-huffing-elf that moonlights as my muse to get cash for more Thunderbird and shoe cleaner showed up again with his bow and arrow. But once I realized that the Dildo-man’s big lies had landed him on TV – and made him “Big Time” – I absolutely had to go along with his . . . “suggestions”. Well, that and the fact that the drunken, inebriated bastard kept pointing that damned bow & arrow at me and mumbling something about how “he’d shot way more people, but that damn Cupid allways gets the freaking credit . . . .” Again: sorry, Peter. But it just fits too perfectly to pass up. As sung by Dildo-man: Big Lies I’m on TV I’m faking it, Made a career from lies, yeah Never went to Iraq Or set one foot in A-Stan! I went to the Gulf I was a real assclown I was so scared did not want to fight Found my way out – point my gun at a mate So when they went, they sent me back Back to the ship, they sent me back Did the dishes, out with the fishes And then to make sure that I would stay “pure” I injured my own hand Now you can watch me tell Big Lies, As I talk on CNN Big Lies, I’m on TV I’m faking it, Big Lies, Big Lies, Made a career from lies, yeah Big Lies, Big Lies, So fake can’t call me a prick Big Lies, Just call me “Dildo-man”, hey, Big Lies Uncle Sam paid for all my school Then I told him he could kiss my ass I tell fools ‘bout my bullshit adventures And always they’re amazed by my lies (Yeah they’re all lies, just all lies) My lies go on like a mountain range With BS flowing from my open mouth Now I’m a media darling, Oh how they fawn over me! Hey! Big Lies, I’m on TV I’m faking it, Big Lies, Big Lies, Made a career from lies, yeah Big Lies , Big Lies,… Read more »

NHSparky

Concur with Dildoberto.

And Hondo…a challenge or you, if you dare stand up to that little Thunderbird swilling hack of a muse:

Rush-Limelight. Or for those trying to get rid of Adventure Time songs:

All the world’s indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another’s audience
Outside the guilded cage…

Biermann

In honor of my colonoscopy this morning my vote remains with Dildoberto.

Hondo

NHSparky: the bastard can walk thru walls and is armed. And he’s generally 3 sheets to the wind and

He was lean and mean, and big and bad,
And, Lawd, pointing that (bow) at me!

He shows, I kinda have to listen. Don’t wanna get certain . . . body parts shot off. (smile)

Hondo

Biermann: now that’s a loyal supporter to the end! (smile)

ROS

Did you make it your ringtone yet, CV?

Elric

Dildo- Vote early and often!

Ex-PH2

Always disgusting over disturbing.

LebbenB

See, Sharkey’s faggotry is so massive and complete he doesn’t NEED campaign songs written about him.

Hondo

LebbenB: Sharkey’s idiocy is reasonably harmless to all but the hopelessly gullible. Dildo-man’s lies are dangerous and damaging to veterans. The choice is the proverbial “no brainer” – between a brainless harmless fool and a scheming, plausible-and-damaging liar.