2012 Ballduster Tourney Day Four, Diliberto v. Sharkey
You get nothing sexy today because I am at our convention and have a ton of work. But, I would be remiss were I not to share the daily lyrics:
Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake
Baking Pancakes
Making Bacon Pancakes
Takes Some Bacon And I’ll Put It In A Pancake
Bacon Pancakes That’s What It’s Gonna Make
Bacon Pancake
I honestly don’t even have time to cut and paste from previous days. I promise I will try harder tomorrow, although it may be a bit late since I am giving a speech on Stolen Valor for about 80 people at 11:30.
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Anyway, love your body Larry.
Category: Politics
I still miss GUNNY DRIVEWAY. But, I am voting for Dildirt.
Jonn and TSO, how is the competion looking so far?
Will you need to bring the GUNNY back in to shake it up a little?
Idk somehow the Fucktard Marine is more of a threat than the Fakeass Marine
Gunny!!!!! Write-In vote.
Sorry, Peter Gabriel. That damned alcoholic, brain-damaged-from-huffing-elf that moonlights as my muse to get cash for more Thunderbird and shoe cleaner showed up again with his bow and arrow. But once I realized that the Dildo-man’s big lies had landed him on TV – and made him “Big Time” – I absolutely had to go along with his . . . “suggestions”. Well, that and the fact that the drunken, inebriated bastard kept pointing that damned bow & arrow at me and mumbling something about how “he’d shot way more people, but that damn Cupid allways gets the freaking credit . . . .” Again: sorry, Peter. But it just fits too perfectly to pass up. As sung by Dildo-man: Big Lies I’m on TV I’m faking it, Made a career from lies, yeah Never went to Iraq Or set one foot in A-Stan! I went to the Gulf I was a real assclown I was so scared did not want to fight Found my way out – point my gun at a mate So when they went, they sent me back Back to the ship, they sent me back Did the dishes, out with the fishes And then to make sure that I would stay “pure” I injured my own hand Now you can watch me tell Big Lies, As I talk on CNN Big Lies, I’m on TV I’m faking it, Big Lies, Big Lies, Made a career from lies, yeah Big Lies, Big Lies, So fake can’t call me a prick Big Lies, Just call me “Dildo-man”, hey, Big Lies Uncle Sam paid for all my school Then I told him he could kiss my ass I tell fools ‘bout my bullshit adventures And always they’re amazed by my lies (Yeah they’re all lies, just all lies) My lies go on like a mountain range With BS flowing from my open mouth Now I’m a media darling, Oh how they fawn over me! Hey! Big Lies, I’m on TV I’m faking it, Big Lies, Big Lies, Made a career from lies, yeah Big Lies , Big Lies,… Read more »
Concur with Dildoberto.
And Hondo…a challenge or you, if you dare stand up to that little Thunderbird swilling hack of a muse:
Rush-Limelight. Or for those trying to get rid of Adventure Time songs:
All the world’s indeed a stage
And we are merely players
Performers and portrayers
Each another’s audience
Outside the guilded cage…
In honor of my colonoscopy this morning my vote remains with Dildoberto.
NHSparky: the bastard can walk thru walls and is armed. And he’s generally 3 sheets to the wind and
He was lean and mean, and big and bad,
And, Lawd, pointing that (bow) at me!
He shows, I kinda have to listen. Don’t wanna get certain . . . body parts shot off. (smile)
Biermann: now that’s a loyal supporter to the end! (smile)
Did you make it your ringtone yet, CV?
Dildo- Vote early and often!
Always disgusting over disturbing.
See, Sharkey’s faggotry is so massive and complete he doesn’t NEED campaign songs written about him.
LebbenB: Sharkey’s idiocy is reasonably harmless to all but the hopelessly gullible. Dildo-man’s lies are dangerous and damaging to veterans. The choice is the proverbial “no brainer” – between a brainless harmless fool and a scheming, plausible-and-damaging liar.