Tito Rodriguez; Facebook Hero
Several of you sent us this link to this elaborate ruse who calls himself Tito Rodriguez and claims he’s in Somalia running operations, and he takes a lot of casualties. Luckily he had Facebook to get debriefed on by the people running his ops. And apparently Richard “Dick” Johnson (yeah that’s a name) only communicates with Tito;
Mr. Big Dick the Johnson isn’t the only one who only talks to Tito on Facebook;
Apparently, chicks don’t care if you’re an ugly, fat turd, cuz killing skinnies by the bucketloads is sexy…it makes a hood rat downright irresistible.
Apparently, speaking a lot of languages is important in Tito’s world. He speaks seven and all of his “friends’ speak at least five each – I wonder how they can all talk what with so many languages between them. And of course, Tito has a Silver Star on his cover photo. I mean, how can you be a hero without one?
And you know, giving your Facebook friends classified information about your patrols in a country where we’re not supposed to have troops is imperative to fighting the information war.
Category: Phony soldiers
His mere photograph — VERY SCARY.
(*sarcasm* heavy)
No. 48:
“. . . I realize that Hitler and Charles Manson never killed anybody, they just exercised free speach. Would the supreme court care to exonerate their maligned names?” —
Helluva great point !!
YOU should have presented arguments to the supreme Court !!
#49,
No, he’s not, according to AKO SSG Halog is currently in the IRR.
#51 Only scary to a box of donuts or the McDonald’s dollar menu. To anyone else it looks like he’s trying not to shart or something.
I look at the first picture and I always see that shirt by Ranger Up that says “My Ops are blacker then your ops”…..just sayin’
Dammit ….should have been than not then….
so much for service before self, apparently this fat fuck is being kept well fed in somalia by the looks of it instead of feeding the children. what a hero… and i don’t know how the hell he’s managed to stay in service with a gut like that, last i checked the Army had a tougher pt program than the AF, i should know.. i was Af LOL
Iker220, if you look at his page, it’s pretty clear that his whole military “career” is a fantasy. Fantasy PT won’t get rid of that gut for him.
Someone find this douche’s city/state and I’ll get on contacting the media. Maybe someone who knows an attractive female friend can lure it out of him.
Email me at richard7285@gmail.com please
Since most of his “friends” are located in the Chandler Az area I contacted ABC 15 with this email:
“This individual (https://www.facebook.com/snakeeater1985) is posing himself as a US Army Special Forces Officer. Bad, but not as egregious as creating fake accounts like this one: (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002419320951) using the photo of a deceased Army Ranger (http://www.1stbn75thrgrregtmemorial.com/RangerMemorialMemorySanchez.htm). Being that the majority of his friends are younger females in the Chandler/Phoenix AZ area, I was hoping that you folks wouldn’t mind putting this on air. The Stolen Valor Act was recently ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court and it has been left up to the Military Community to police these sorts of fallacies I am hoping ABC15 will support these efforts. More information and updates to this can be found here: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30916
Thank you sincerely for your time and in advance for any efforts you exert. Sincerely, Richard Killough ”
and am looking forward to some follow up.
I’ll keep everyone informed.
-Kilo
ok everybody, i know him, Tito’s the real deal and wouldn’t lie about anything, he is there and……..i’m sorry i can’t type this with a straight face. he’s a lying POS. hard to believe people think that they can get away with this shit and nobody will notice. i’ve sent him links to this blog and to his guardianofvalor.com link and reported his main page and the one for “Richard Johnson” and let them know the pic is of a fallen Ranger. unfortunetly, i don’t really know him or i would have had a long chat with him by now.
I don’t know, seems legit. I mean, if the Army saw fit to give him the promotion from 1SG to Captain just for re-enlisting, he must be doing something right! It must be tough going out on patrol night after night, knowing that every-time he yells, “Lock and Load!” to his men, it will be the last order he issues to some of them. I rest easy at night knowing Cpt. Tito is holding the line against the looming threat of an African/Chinese alliance, as he patrols the mean streets of Mogadishu, in search of Chinese governmental development teams who are building movie theaters and sports arenas by the dozen so that they might win over the hearts and minds of indigenous population, making it possible to conduct the business they’ve already negotiated. That makes Capt. Tito the most important soldier in the Army, why that makes him: Captain America!!!
Wow. Just wow.
I just found this site and I didn’t realize there were so many faking PoS’s! I, myself, have killed over 4 million with just my cleaning kit. Just got back from my last KIA announcement, which might or might not be true…I could tell you, but then I’d hav….awww fuck it.
Looks like the only thing he’s patroling is the streets of the ‘hood. Perhaps from the hood of a lowrider.
Can we spell South Central?
Here’s my story and I’m sticking to it:
The High Command at CINCLANTFLT came up with a new idea for IDs: the microchip. Instead of flashing mag-cards at a reader, we get a microchip implanted somewhere on our persons. The problem with that is, if you’re allergic to the plastic in the chip, the spot where it sits starts itching. The High Command decided we should all have the chip planted in a butt cheek, and sure enough, I’m allergic to that plastic crap. Which means that if my ass itches, I’ll scratch it. I don’t care who’s in the room.
That’s not so good when you’re standing at parade rest. Your nose starts running and you sweat like a pig – or at least, I do.
However, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander, and High Command has to suffer the same indignity it inflicted on us deck scrubbers and gauge watchers.
I have to say that, at the end of a long day of minding the farm, it is really rewarding to see the upper echelons scratching their asses when they pass me. I just never get my salutes returned any more.
And I changed only one word from my original text; it became CINCLANTFLT.
He got the high and stupid right…just forgot the shaving profile and his abs have turned to a keg.
Otherwise he seems legit.
Hey now, come on–he’s in shape! Round is a shape, right?
Fuck this fat piece of shit he took a real heros picture and defaced his memory and he will probably never catch a ass wooping for it I fucking hate how these pice of shit lieing faggots have to make all of the good service men look bad Tito take one of those side arms you have holstered in your fake ass loser picture open your mouth and blow your fucking branes out and then maby I will forgive you for the lies you have told and the shame you brought to a fallen ranger
Who gave his life for his country I fucking hope I meet you one day so I can give You the ass wooping you so diserve but I know I won’t but it’s a small world and I am sure one of my fellow brother or sisters in arms will make it happen for all of us die you fat piece of shit I am sure your mother regrets the day you came out of her womb DIE YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!
I actually got on this guys website and left him a message. He’s nothing more than a piece of shit who is simply trying to pick up women with his “exploits”, and with a face like that, he needs all the help he can get! I simply don’t know why some people feel the need to do shit like this. After four tours in Iraq (yes….I was really there!), this guy has managed to piss me off like no other. Sure, I’ve heard of people doing this before, but not like this. Other assholes usually drop off the grid once they’re found out. What a piece of shit.
Ha– I sent messages to all his and “Richard Johnson”‘s legit looking friends with links to SGT Sanchez’s memorial site, and one of them posted this on his wall:
http://www.thesandgram.com/2012/07/19/tito-rodriguez-and-his-fake-johnson/
Who is this guy? He is a friend of Tito and comments about him being a “captain”
http://www.facebook.com/cornelius.halog?sk=wall
I contacted Robert Daniel Sanchez’s cousin and he is in contact with SGT RDS’s family about this situation.
“Tito” is the diminutive form of “Roberto”, like “Bobby”.
The first girl, Jennifer, is wearing either an Israeli Air Force, or Navy uniform. Not that it matters very much, but that is the correct formal uniform for non combat women over there.
This little dick smudge deleted his page.
Check out this girls profile pictures…. I’m pretty sure that the guy in this is either the same guy as Tito or a relative of his. The facial features are the same. Shape of the head is the same.
https://www.facebook.com/yeni.t.lopez.1
That is one of the ugliest human beings I’ve ever seen in my life, holy tits that face makes me cringe
A loose, smelly, gritty, slimy turd of the runniest sort.