How did SPLC miss this one?

| June 4, 2012

Celia Alchemy Savage, a college student in Georgia, was the subject of a BATFE raid this weekend according to UK’s Daily Mail for possession of illegal weapons and explosives;

‘I despise all law enforcement and any governing authority,’ she writes. ‘I am not one for selective targeting but mass destruction.’

The weapons were discovered after an army of law enforcement officers – from the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, the FBI, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation and local law enforcement officers – searched Savage’s home in the woods.

She enjoys blowing up toilets in the woods, too.

Another [quote on her Facebook page], from Scott Adams, reads: ‘There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.’

Despite this apparent love of violence, Tommy said his daughter is a church-going college student and a daddy’s girl.

How did this particular hate group escape the Southern Poverty Law Center’s list of hate groups. Since they use the single example of Timothy McVeigh to warn the country about veterans, surely this single example of shapely female college students should earn them a spot on SPLC’s list of folks to watch. Or maybe I’m just being silly.

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headhuntersix

TSO,

This chick is perfect for the IG.

Claymore

Other pics show a nice rack, good taste in firearms, well developed thigh muscles and a propensity to straddle large motorcycles. Not bad if you can get past that whole anti-government stuff. 🙂

Whitey_Wingnut

I don’t know if I can get past the whole anti-government stuff. She definitely is a looker I’ll give you that.

68W58

Rule number one-never put it in the crazy.

Lucky

Doc (68W) is right! She may be a pioneers, but when it comes to crazy, cut slingload, or at least, leave a fake name and number…

PintoNag

Catching it probably wouldn’t be hard. You might have a problem turning it loose, however.

Claymore

I get the impression she’d eat what she kills.

CombatCAsh

I want to see the actual list of charges on the firearms, however making pipe bombs and smoking meth is good way to end up winning a darwin award.

DR_BRETT

Are these girls now being issued to troops sent to Overseas Wars ??
Man I missed out in Vietnam .

DaveO

I don’t think the SPLC notices women.

Not their bag, man.

UpNorth

If you look at her last pic, which appears to be her booking photo, she seems to be sporting a chancre on the upper lip.
And, she does look bat-shit crazy in some of those pics, Fatal Attraction crazy.

PowerPoint Ranger

If Meth is in the equation (which it seems to be), those looks will fade fast and implode into pure nastiness.

PintoNag

Yeah, she’s headed downhill. If it isn’t meth, it’s spice or one of the others.

Blanka

She’s definitely keeping up with appearances for now, though… AND a love of weaponry? Whoosh…
10 on my scale. =)

Ann

Claymore, I’d go one further and say she’s also bites the head off of her mate in mid coitus. Who knew the praying mantis species are also anarchists?

Yat Yas 1833

My guess would be the onset of “meth rot”. Sore on the lip, sinking eyeballs and the hollowing checks. The new hookers on Apache Blvd started out like this and in a couple of months they were turning tricks for $5 or a little taste of some drug.

Anonymous

That is a damn shame to waste such incredible hotness on backwoods ignorance and meth