American Jihadi Autobiography over at My Pet Jawa

| May 23, 2012

Been reading this for about an hour now, and my IQ has easily dropped to half what it was when I woke up.   It’s like the dude was channeling Jesse MacBeth to write it:

The numbers in the camp used to be close to one thousand but the daily beatings and thehard work caused hundreds to sneak out and leave. There was one case in which some people had slept through their shift of guarding. So they were lined up and told to extendtheir hand to be smacked with a stick 10 times (although it would have been more if Ihadn’t have explained that there is no more than 10 lashes for penalties other than those prescribed in the Qur’aan and Sunnah). One unlucky customer was crawling all over theground crying in agony. I think I later found out that he had fractured his hand or something.(Just to throw in a disclaimer, the trainer really did mean well. He actually thought this wasthe best way to train people. He himself had gone through much worse and he used toexplain how his Kung fu teacher would make them do crazy exercises. Despite his toughappearance, he used to cry in the prayers when he heard the verses of the Qur’aan recited.So it’s not like he was a terrible guy.)

I don’t know why this cracked me up.  Old Kung Fu Jones here hitting people with sticks. Hilarious.  I cry watching Army Wives.  Probably a different reason.

Anyway, if you have time, go read it, but protect your brain and read it in small doses.

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BCousins

Thanks for the illumination on this whacko. I read for a few minutes then reached for my foil-lined collander hat when I read “I think having the IRA on one side of my family tree and al-Qaacidah on the other mighthave given me a bit of a bad temperament”. Ha!

Ann

I thought good little fundie Muslims weren’t allowed to mess with any of that infidel Kung Fu stuff?

The French

It was there that I tried to take out the bulletwithout first removing the magazine. Therefore, I merely replaced one bullet with another bullet. So to complete the safety precautions I pointed the gun up in the air and pulled thetrigger. Boom! Abu Muxammad swears I almost shot him but I was sure that I pointed thegun up. In fact, the only thing that was injured from the bullet was my pride. Ha ha.Everyone looked at me like I was extremely dumb (but that wouldn’t be the last time tomake that stupid school boy error)

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