Look! I found me!
Why are we not stomping the living shit out of these morons? According to the Washington Post, Mohammad Ashan, a local Taliban commander turned himself in to local authorities and demanded the reward for his capture;
“We asked him, ‘Is this you?’ Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, ‘Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?’” recalled SPC Matthew Baker.
A biometric scan confirmed that the man in Afghan custody was the insurgent they had been looking for.
“This guy is the Taliban equivalent of the ‘Home Alone” burglars,” one U.S. official said.
Of course, they should pay him and then shoot the vermin-ridden turd. In the face. Repeatedly.
Officials have guessed at what the unusual details of Ashan’s arrest might tell us about the state of the insurgency — its desperation, its lack of resources, its defiance of law and order.
Yeah, I don’t think it’s desperation. It’s the typical non-American thinking we’re stupid and naive. That thought should be erased from his mind, with a .45 caliber mind changer.
Category: Terror War
“Mohammed Ashan” must be his nom de guerre. His real name is obviously Dhoum Faqar.
Should have increased his IQ by 180 grains.
Hold on! Prime PSY-OPS chance missed….They should of brought in the press, made video of him recieving the the reward, hell give him a a free goat, show him walking down the dirt road (what other type are there) counting his loot and sweet talking his goat as the sunsets and the scene fades to black..then you hear a gun shot followed by a baaaa baaa and the clanking sound of the bell around the goats neck as the goat eats the cash and continues on his way.
RLTW
@ a175darby
Bhahahah!
Yeah, a175darby. That was really baaaaaa-d.
@ Aeromed That does sound better….yer hired! 🙂
You say give him a Goat, but you could have given him another wife.
But I repeat myself.
for $25,000,000, why can’t we get Ayman al-Zawahiri to do the same? This brainless wonder popped for only $100.