The Duffel Blog; LCPL almost attacks Japan

| April 11, 2012

The folks at the Duffel Blog reports that a young Lance Corporal was stopped by the Military Police from paying back the Japanese after mass amounts of beer while watching “Pearl Harbor”;

“I can’t believe Danny died,” as he took another swig of Budweiser and sobbed. “These damn Japs [sic] need to pay!”

His roommate, Lance Corporal Jason Evers, tried to calm him with a history lesson.

“Dude. It happened like, 60 something years ago. We already whooped their ass.”

Unfortunately Vanhue would not listen. As the credits came across the screen, the Lance Corporal went to his wall locker.

“I’ve got to pack my gear,” he said, as he shoved throwing stars, an entrenching tool, and extra socks in his ruck sack. After packing, he donned his helmet and flak jacket and headed to the armory. But amazingly, even in his drunken stupor, he didn’t forget his eye-pro.

I wonder if he also had his reflective belt. Go read the rest.

Thanks to James for the link.

Category: Satire

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Medic09

Drinking cheap beer will do that to ya. I wonder if the entrenching tool was so he could implement what he learned from John Giduck videos? ;-D

Some good parodies over on Duffel.

malclave

Do we know for sure it was the beer?

Maybe it was watching Ben Affleck.

PintoNag

You just gotta love Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children.