Paulians keeping us safe from chemtrails
This is the first I’ve heard of this preposterous practice. I mean, I know there are cranks who think we’re being poisoned by the Jews’ chemtrails, but I’d never heard that those same cranks would spray vinegar at them. Someone on Facebook linked to this blogger at Republican Party Animals who posted this video of an actual Paulian who posts video proof that spraying vinegar at chemtrails make them break up…well, if you wait long enough.
The exact same blogger Some pirate Leftist posts the exact same article at Daily Kos but calls the Paulians “Tea Party Patriots”, of course.
The chatter has gotten so bad, the folks who run the Daily Paul are threatening the chemtrail cranks with a ban hammer;
I guess I can be flip about this because I don’t get many chemtrails over the TAH corporate retreat (one of the benefits of being a proud Zionist Bilderberger)…that’s probably why I’m not fricken crazy.
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…no.
No, this can’t be real. These people cannot be serious. This must be a joke. Please.
I’m astounded people this detached from reality are capable of being so high functioning. I mean, that lady could be my dental hygienist.
She’s like some paranoid, conspiracy plagued, 21st century cargo cultist.
How many people took the one-way trip to Belize with Jim Jones? These bedbugs strike me as the same type of Kool-Aid guzzlers. They’re out there. They would like to kiss Paul’s sandals. It’s sad–and crazy funny at the same time.
Damn…I DID forget our vinegar. The Wife and I were just out and discussing those numerous contrails (er chemtrails) overhead.
Unlike Jonn we can have as many 20 during during any given time-frame.
And, I must add, until recently Jonn only THOUGHT he had very few?
Speculation: He simply doesn’t look up with his new eyes?
Have only known one chemtrail afficionado personally (well, that I know of) and he was otherwise a pretty rational guy. Just could not seem to get through to him that what he was looking at was normal.
This vinegar spray thing to counteract it is new to me also. But it stands to reason that it would work. Vinegar is an effective disinfectant.
However, not looking up is even more effective. And easier.
Actually, Zero, there must have been a flight pattern change or something. I never saw so many vapor trails in my life as I saw today–especially this morning. I thought, “Oh, crap. They’re scrambling.” But–nothing.
” We are not the average family” Truer words were never spoken. !!! That poor kid. LOLOLOL
I got about 1:35 into this, that’s 1:35 of my life I’ll never get back.
These people are just bat-shit crazy, indeed, much like the Jim Jones kool-aid drinkers.
“I’m astounded people this detached from reality are capable of being so high functioning”. What’s even worse, they can, and do, vote.
Im sorry dont they just disappear on their own?
About the only thing she made dissapear is the green grass in her backyard
Don’t forget to test the water at the TAH Retreat. Insanity is self-defined.
DaveO #11: Been there, and I’ll know next time. He plied me with some obscure beer? I don’t think he mentioned water??
20 minutes later……I’m still laughing.
Can you imagine the sheer daily hilarity of a Paul administration…..just before Zimbabwe invades us?
Every morning at 8AM, I wave a red flag back and forth in the air for 1 minute. This keeps flying Elephants away. I have never seen one. Ya see, it works!
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Huh, I thought that Art Bell had the market cornered on chem trails…
@#13, Zimbabwe would slip through the door with ease,unnoticed. The Paul debacle….er….administration would be too busy fighting off them damn robot aliens. And flying elephants. And whatever else his dementia can conjure into existence.
Hey, scizzorbill – we really, REALLY like that flag waving idea and may have to add it as well as the vinegar bottle to our primeter check kit. Just in case. You know, of invasion of flying elephants. Maybe a smaller one for flying pigs??
Will report later if there is a negative response from the neighbor’s bull.
WHERE’S THE F’N JOKE JONN!! Dude you can’t put up jokes like that without a punchline. Not cool dude. Not cool.
Oh and here’s the sad part, it’s not just poor loonies in trailers with tinfoil hats anymore. Anyone get a look at that neighborhood? I’m not even close to that price range. Hell I couldn’t afford the HOA fees for that place.
Well, I can certainly see how a spray bottle of vinegar, that shoots about 4 feet can break up a “chemtrail” at 30,000 feet.
There’s crazy, then there’s Bat Shit Crazy.
Whatever they are putting in those chemtrails, I say Keep it up, because I feel great. 😉
Melony watched the video last night, we’d gone grocery shopping and she turned around telling me she forgot to buy a jug of vinegar then pointed out this video…”There’s crazy, then there’s batshit crazy” certainly applies! LMAO!
Ray–think of the shit we could pull on these guys on the boat, like the time right before underway I sent a guy from Shaft Alley to AMS to get the SPM operator a 10-lb water hammer, then told the A-gangers to keep it going.
By the time the COB found out the dipshit was checking the shops on the pier and almost missed getting underway from the brow being pulled.
Ah, good times.
gschmitt, I noticed the houses, I don’t think I could afford to even look at one of them.
Redacted, don’t forget the “tiny fly drones” and “tiny spy oak leaves” that one poster over at the Laying the Groundwork thread posted about.
Happy to report that the red flags worked well. No flying elephants or pigs today. So far.
Evidently just the threat of using vinegar on them has also kept the chemtrails away.
Thank you all for sharing these easy and practical solutions for the monumental problems we face these days.
And I would offer one last suggestion for the chemtrail crowd – perhaps using an umbrella would protect you from whatever is falling from them? At least it would obstruct your view of them.
/sarc (in case there was a doubt)
What Bubblehead Ray said.
Wow. I am stunned. I would never have believed that an American could be THAT … MONUMENTALLY UNTHINKING … for lack of a more qualified adjective to describe this Varsity, first string, starting Dumbness.
Another fine example of our public brainwashing education system.
Wow… Just wow, I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it. So I’m to believe that a spray bottle of vinegar will effect several square MILES of sky? And that the ‘Chem-trails’ (also known as condensed water from the exhaust of an engine above 10,000 feet) will be neutralized?
The house didn’t look like it was old enough to have lead paint. She must have gone the Oppenheimer route and started drinking it.
Damn, the sun’s out, few clouds and those evil chemtrails are back, again. Better run to the store and hope they haven’t been bought out of vinegar yet.
So I got me some spray bottles. Loaded them with vinegar and water. (Exact proportions are classified.) Then it rained for a couple of days. Then we got busy with other things.
Day before yesterday we finally tested. IT WORKED!!! Sun was out and shonuff those pesky whatevers started their dadburned chemtrail thingy again. But the vinegar water bottle was loaded and primed. Gave the atmosphere between us and them a heavy load of mist and those chemtrails started to dissapate immediately.
Wow! We are going to try a couple of other concentrations of vinegar and water, and test whether distilled vinegar may be most effective since it lacks particulate matter.
Will someone please check our safe after our demise? Not sure I want the family to find the log books of these experiments. They just don’t need to know about our sacrifice in the interest of science here.
Oh, and so far it has taken an hour or so for the chemtrails to completely disappear, but they surely did. No, we are NOT going to record wind speed or any of that nonsense with the other data we collect. Or make up.