Is this joke funny?
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?”
And the other muffin said, “AAAAAGH!!! A talking muffin!!!”
My buddy thinks that joke is hilarious, and when I called him, he was just giggling and couldn’t stop himself. I’m guessing he had magic mushrooms for breakfast or something, but thought I would throw it out to the floor to see if this is funny.
Category: Politics
Yes……. it’s funny. 🙂
More please.
Not really. But I did tell my wife the joke and she can’t breath and has tears in her eyes.
Still a mystery to me.
I mustn’t be on the right medication. It’s very lame.
It is very funny.
Technically, they weren’t muffins unless they were cooked. Batter, yes. Muffins, no.
Not on any meds here, and it struck me funny. But then, maybe I was ready for some very lame, quite childish humor.
(Maybe it was a warming oven?)
Jeez. You realize you sound like a nuke, Buzzkill?
But no, cute but not really funny. Funny might go, my wife was pissed at me for forgetting her birthday and said, “Unless you want me to call a divorce lawyer, you better have something in the driveway tomorrow morning that goes from 0-180 in under 10 seconds!” So the next morning I had a bathroom scale in the driveway. I was served the papers in the hospital…
I seemed to have heard this joke a little differently:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first little pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read: “… And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'”
The teacher paused, then asked the class: “And what do you think that man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said: “I think he said ‘Holy Shit! A talking pig!'”
That’s funny, kinda like “How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?” The answer: “Only one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change…”
ok.
the pig one was funny.
Get back with me after I finish a twelve-pack and a bottle of Jack Black
That kind of humor? Might have been corn bread muffins…
Heh!
My wife laughed.
And then there’s STRESS:
You’re driving down the road and pick up a beautiful young girl who is hitchhiking. Suddenly she faints in the car and you take her to the hospital.
That’s STRESSFUL.
At the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting VERY STRESSFUL.
You request a DNA, blood, and sperm test to prove you are not the father. After the tests are complete, the doctor tells you that you are infertile, and likely have been since birth.
You are EXTREMELY STRESSED, but relieved.
On the way home, you think about your three kids.
THAT IS STRESS!!!
I actually read that joke, complete with illustrations and all inside a porta shitter at Camp Hope in Iraq in 2005 after we relieved Turd I.D. I wish I had gotten pictures of it because it was quite elaborate, almost a mural.
I think the muffin joke is kind of funny, but it depends on delivery.
Sparky’s joke, on the other hand, is effing hilarious.