Fox and New Friends

| December 8, 2011

You know how TSO is always saying that he hates Fox News because they always have pointless coverage of pointless events? Well, tomorrow’s Fox and Friends’ pointless guest will be TSO at about 6:20 AM EST. He’ll be discussing the Iowa professor who he wrote about yesterday. Although, I’m sure he’s going to get broadsided with questions about bestiality and the UCMJ as a well-known subject matter expert.

Far less important, I’ll be doing radio with a friend of David Bellavia on the subject of Stolen Valor at around 10 AM while I’m on the road to Bethesda to set an appointment to get my other eye poked out.

So I guess we’re becoming media mavens.

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TSO

How dare you use my own oft-repeated words against me. Heartless right winger…..

2-17 AirCav

Where is it? I’d like to stand behind the camera and make faces at him. I can see it now.

TSO: “As a veteran and a member of the American bwahahahahahahahahahahah.”

Interviewer: “Mike, can we go a break?”

TSO

LOL. Having done these before, it is usually (literally) like a long broom closet with a remote controlled camera and no one else in the room. Generally the green screen behind you, so you have no clue what they are putting up there.

CI

I wouldn’t normally watch the most clownish show on cable news without a gun pointed at my head……but this is a good subject and since I have the day off….I’ll tune in to see TSO kick some ass.

Country Singer

So, is that 0620 EST, CST, or Zulu?

karlen

@5 I’m guessing Eastern Bulgaria time zone.

Doc Bailey

“So TSO what do you think about the-”
TSO:”Boobs”
Interviewer:What?

2-17 AirCav

Questioner: So, what’s your take on him?”

TSO: “Thanks. I’m glad to be here. By him you mean Walker?”

Questioner: “Yes”

TSO: “He’s a royal [bleep!] who desrves to have his [bleep!bleep!] cut off and pickled! That’s what I think of that little [bleep!] Walker.”

Questioner: “Um. Let’s get a weather update, shall we?”

UpNorth

“The most clownish show on cable news”? CI, you’ve never watched CNN or MSNBC?

CI

@9 – Sure….Sharpton’s show can easily be comparative, but it’s still new. No others come as close to being ridiculous as the alleged “war on Christianity’s” favorite morning show.

UpNorth

Really, Larry O’Donnell? Rachel Maddow? Ed Schultz? Prissy Matthews? Anderson 360 Cooper? And, I hadn’t even thought of The Racer.

CI

Really. At some point you have to consider Maddow, Hannity, O’Reilly, O’Donnell, et al…a wash. They cancel each other out.

F&F stands alone in their time slot and their narrative.

2-17 AirCav

Dammit. The last thing I need to see is MadCow’s name here. I just ate, too. Thanks, fellas.

NHSparky

Too bad I’ll be on my way to work and the only way I’ll catch the interview is in the car–thank God for satellite radio.

Now I hope I don’t crash from laughing my balls off when he professes his Brady Bromance on national television.

UpNorth

“No others come as close to being ridiculous”. Your words, not mine. I just pointed a few that, in fact, do “come as close”.

UpNorth

My apologies, AirCav. When the word “ridiculous” came up, I couldn’t help myself.

Doc Bailey

CI, here’s what I want you to do. put your hands on your shoulders and pull real hard till you hear a pop. You seem to be suffering from cranial anal insertion.

A side effect of removal of the cranium from the anus, is that things will not seem as shitty to you.

Doc Bailey

and you will cease liking shitty things.

NHSparky

Personally, I still think TSO should show Gretchen Carlson his “penis flower.”

CI

@15 – ““No others come as close to being ridiculous”. Your words, not mine. I just pointed a few that, in fact, do “come as close”.”

No arguments there. All of cable news generally sucks.

@Doc – How do you figure you know what I like?

2-17 AirCav

I’m w/ that Sparky.

So, what are your interests?

“Oh, I cultivate penis plants and take bath-oil bead baths.”

Doc Bailey

C’mon TSo I’ll give you $5 bucks to mention your penis on National TV. Or talk about turkey slapping an Arab. Or how Mattthis likes Arabian Goggles. Or how the favorite move at OWS is the Rusty Trombone. Hell I’ll give you $10 if you tell Megan Kelly you want a Strawberry Shotkcake. $20 if you pull a Whodini or a Rodeo, or talk about same. C’mon 20 whole dollars! ha ha ha ha

Redacted1775

Ha ha ha ha!!! They put douche rocket’s contact info up!! Great interview TSO!

2-17 AirCav

Yes! TSO nailed it. “He’s not just stuck on stupid, he’s encased in it.” TSO nearly made the interviewer sound good. What a ma-roon that gut was. I don’t watch TV news but once in a blue moon but I now understand why so many folks scoff at FOX News. I loved the part when the guy stopped cold at the word “victual.” I bet he accused the copy writer of screwing up! Victu-what?

NHSparky

C’mon, nobody ever said newsies were smart.

And yeah, I liked the “encased in stupid” crack, but I’m disappointed man. No profession of undying love for Tom? No penis plants? Seriously.

2-17 AirCav

On a more serious note, I have to say that TSO is good. He looks cool as a cuccumber, confident, and speaks in a conversational tone with short sentences. Must be the Calgon baths.

melony

You Done good TSO!!