Occutard Phony in Buffalo still at it
You probably remember Christopher M. Simmance who we discussed last week while he was blowing up his military credentials. Apparently he’s blowing up his creds even further. I took some screen shots from this video;
He’s wearing a 2d Ranger Battalion scroll as a combat patch…and a Ranger qualification tab over it, which no real Ranger would do;
He’s flashing a sign that says he did three tours in Iraq, but he was out of the Army by 2001.
From another video, I got this screen shot of his left shoulder. It looks like he’s wearing a “long tab” SF qualification tab over a Ranger tab over a 25th Division unit patch;
Yeah, somebody up Buffalo way needs to straighten this scumbag out in public. I’m pretty sure he’d cower. But first we need to see that passport with the Saddam Hussein stamps from when he invaded.
Thanks to Mary at POW Network and Buffalo News’ Steven Watson for the vids.
Category: Occupy, Phony soldiers
He’s flashing a sign that says he did three tours in Iraq, but he was out of the Army by 2001.
He could be telling the truth.
“And if you look out the window on your left, you might be able to catch a glimpse of Uday and Qusay as they decide on this evening’s entertainment.”
His three “tours” may have been of the Fort Dix PX parking lot, if that. Looks like an Airborne tab above the scroll on his right shoulder and that is not right either. You also don’t wear the flag patch except in theater. Definitely not a Ranger. The Army is very meticulous about issuing DD 214s and if this guy can’t produce one and the Army doesn’t have one to prove his service then he didn’t do what he says he did. Freakin crybaby wannabe loser.
Doesn’t Bellavia live up in Buffalo?
I bet the good sergeant could set this guys ass on fire in short order.
My thought, too, Tim. Send Bellavia a heads-up, bet Simmance will disappear soon after he finds out a real soldier is looking for him.
Well I’m sure this shitstain doesn’t have a clue the history of the 25th. Hell I bet he chose that because it was in Platoon which was really all about his tour in. . . oh wait. I’m surprised he didn’t throw on a 1st Cav patch.
Those MFO trips are so hard that I can see how he would claim PTSD. You know, you have to sit in an island and map ship traffic int he shipping lanes and air lift supplys to the outlying posts. So tough. There hasnt been any incident since 1982 when Egypt rolled up to the border with a bunch of tanks telling the Americans to get the hell out of the way. This fucker wants attention. Let’s make sure to give it to him. he is mortargod16 on myspace and uses that hadle frequently. He has Facebook and you can flood the occupybuffalo.org site with comments. Give him the attnetion that he so deserves for trying to defraud us Americans and stealing history from our Rangers and SF communities.
I love this comment from the Bufflo News story (http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article645035.ece) about him:
And an Oct. 11 story on Channel 4’s website refers to Simmance as an “Army Special Services” sergeant.
An ASS sergeant. That’s all kinds of awesome.
That said, it looks like his unit patch is the 25th ID with the airborne tab, which is legit. It means he claims he was with the 4th Brigade Combat Team (Airborne) out of Ft. Lewis WA. That said, he was at Lewis in 2001 and the 4th BCT(A) was not activated until 2004, or three years after he got out.
“Valley of Elah”….. wow , he’s puling out Tmmy Lee Jones Movies. What a tool. I’m sure if you asked im any details, he’d say “it’s classified”. He probably plays airsoft too.
@7 4/25 is out of Richardson. And actually there were “airborne” units in 25th. Each brigade had a company of LRS-D that was authorized to wear the tab (and Maroon Beret) BEFORE 2004 when 4/25 was stood up.
1/25 was at Lewis, and was one of the first Stryker units. (after 3/2 I believe) 2/25 deployed in Jan ’04, 3/25 6 months later, and 1/25 about a month after that. If I remember correctly 4/25 did not deploy till ’06/’07
but on a side note: is it weird that I’m happy a faker is finally using my proud division? Its not weird at all that I’m sick of fakers using 1st Cav, and 101st/82nd, I’m glad to see the 25th getting some recognition. . .
now can I beat the shit out of him?
Just one opinion, but yes, Doc, you get the lead on this one.
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Hey, hey, no need to bash on airsofters. It’s the only way I’ve managed to get close to a weapon during the past 2 years of my military career (because, you know, the Air Force is just weird that way). But this fagtastic bucket of shit does need to be unfucked, and quick. I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know crap about the intricacies of the dress and appearance regs in the Army (I’m learning, since my next Station is Ft. Campbell), but even I knew his shit was jacked. I wouldn’t be surprised if a few CSM’s had heart attacks from immense rage after seeing this walking clusterfuck.
I hate clowns like this.