And Matthis makes two….who will join he and Ballduster?
Matthis won 70/30 in a big upset (in my eyes anyway.)
Today we feature a Chippendales dancer against the real Liam Neeson.
(1) Chippendale SEAL – Joseph Cryer
Dancers never retreat! Dancers never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every queen assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own. For if the Chippendales doth burn to the ground, think you not that we shall dance in the shade?
VS
(6) The Real Liam Neeson – Col Bill Hillar
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of liars;
For he to-day that spins his tale with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That lied with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
– WilliamShakespeareHillar
So, who advances, and who goes home to spin takes alone?
(After the jump is the poll, once again thanks to The Sniper for the art.)
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Category: Politics
Chiroux’s selection eases the pain of Lesbo Pirate’s elimination. The two are kindred evil spirits whose despicable and incomprehensible acts would enrage the most stoic among us. I cannot shake the depiction of the flag-draped coffins in Lesbo’s video or the photo of Chiroux’s putting a flame to Old Glory. As we move toward the final round, the knuckleheads, jokesters, retardates, and misfits are being weeded out, leaving the putrid pretenders and pansy-picking posers to represent the worst of what our country has to offer. The story of Dewey Tafoya’s Purple Heart could not have come at a better time. There’s only so much ugliness a guy can take sometimes.
That Sniper guy truly is a genius with shopping pics.
Geeze! How about a spew warning next time? I think I ruined another keyboard with the “300” shop!
I voted for The Real Liam Neeson based on the dreamy photoshop alone. (sigh)
(Yes. I’m that shallow.)
For the Real Liam Neeson, what movie is that photoshop from?
and I feel like a shmuck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097499/
I guess I’m biased because Chippy is so delusional that he thought he could convince me of his credentials over the phone. Since we’re buds now (not BUD/S), I couldn’t vote for anyone else.
Bill Hillar’s competition for Elon University’s 2010 Hometown Hero Award must have embarrassed the other nominees. Whatever their accomplishments and heroics, they just couldn’t hold a candle to Hillar’s. A career military officer (colonel, over 28) in the elite U.S. Army Special Forces, with expertise in counter-terrorism, among other things, made him a shoe-in for the award: He won it easily. And his specialized military experience earned him a nice living. He used his enviable and highly prized Special Forces background to make nice bucks as a teacher, a trainer, and as a public speaker. So why is now relegated to chasing after his warden’ drives on the Federal prison’s golf course? Because it was all a lie, a total fabrication. I don’t know if he has the stuff to beat McSealey but, boy, he sure deserves to be here.
WOW, the whole Chippendale/Xerxes thing is totally fab!
Guys, I would say the “Real Liam Neeson” might have been a contender but for the fact that Chippy McSeal came on this blog:
(a) Tried to act like he was a lawyer representing Chippy McSeal and referred to himself in the third person;
(b) Threatened to sue the world with made up causes of action – internet libel slander? (“studied and practiced the law” my ass);
(c) Took statements like “rot in hell” to be an invitation to a conversation;
(d) Offered to act as an advocate for someone with the VA; and
(e) Generally acted like a complete delusional asshat.
What does a guy have to do to win this award if that isn’t good enough?
Yup Susan, that’s one of the biggest reasons why I chose Chippy.
Any turd burglar that makes a further arse of him/her self on this website, they deserve extra consideration.
For added entertainment value Steve Jordan showed up on a facebook page frequented by real soldiers and veterans last night. He was very quickly called out and laughed at. I wasn’t 100% sure if it was the real Snake Eyes, but it was quite funny. I wasn’t too sure to make fun of him or ask for his autograph…I did give him condolences for his loss on the first annual Jessie MacBeth awards.
Who is this Sniper dude? Is he like any relation to THE Sniper?
I can’t get with the Chipster. I know the boss likes him. I know he persisted in his a-holishness. I know he looks like he just popped out of the cake at Ballduster’s birthday bash BUT if this is about Stolen Valor, Hillar has it all the creamed chip beefcake.
I voted for Chippy McFakebitch, he is a loon!!!
Meh, so far I’ve voted for the posers that actually show up on the site. I voted for lesbo pirate because, as a Marine, I took that bullshit video on youtube as a personal insult. It was a tough call with ChippenSEAL and Liam, but once I read Cryer’s posts it became much easier. The imposters showing up here almost seem like they go into death throws with all the vitriol, threats of physical violence and legal action. They’ll say anything to substantiate their delusions, and in doing so they merely solidify their status as subhuman morons. They could possibly be some very sick people, but I still hate them.
Chippy shows up here while Hillar is doing a stint in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Point to Chippy.
I am making this comment in order to draw attention to this match up. I’m feeling guilty because I employed the ACORN approach to voting and the poll closes soon. Have at it.