Is TSO a Ghey for his office Horticulturology, owning a puggle, and enjoying a luxurious Calgon bath each evening?
Poll below the fold.
The past 48 hours+ have been “let’s kick TSO in the nards” type days. I had about 260 people yelling at me on my other blog yesterday, have had more angry emails and phone calls in two days than the preceding 200, and even had one guy tell me to “pull [my] head out of [my] ass and start supporting America.”
Therefore, it was of no surprise that when I posted a picture of my Aerogarden on my desk at work two days ago, speculation immediately ran rampant about my sexual orientation. For the record, I have the greatest job, and the greatest office in the entire world. It is quiet, it is dark, I overlook a really nice mall area with numerous war memorials, and I have two (Two? /Kasey Kasim) Aerogardens, with a flower and herb mixture.
Also, I like a Calgon baths. That’s right, I said it. I like to get in that thing and read my kindle (Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson) and relax. Also, I own a puggle. (It should be noted that I got rid of my Jeep, which as you should know, was the 2004 #1 Gaymobile according to Out magazine.)
So, anyway, when you add all that up, does that make me a ghey?
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Category: Politics
Those aren’t pansies are they?
No, just hopelessly metrosexual, with leanings to taking Ballroom Dance lessons next. Soon, he’ll be wearing foulards, and purchasing smoking jackets for evening. I’m looking forward to the Dancing With The Stars and Project Runway updates on this blog as well.
Next we’re going to hear about how he absolutely NEEDS hand moisturizer. After that it’s only a matter of time before he’s talking in a lisp with a limp wrist. Lastly it’ll be getting highlights in his hair. When he *finally* admits it, well by then we’ll pretty much be telling him he’s gayer than a parade in San Fransisco
Big Shit. Where’s the Obama Chia Head?
I was going to vote more along the lines of bi-sexual…until I read comment #17. Gayer words have never been typed. For some reason reading it in the voice of Jim J Bullock helped make sense of it all. Not that there is anything wrong with that of course. Besides, you can even re-enlist now….
I must say that my vote was skewed by knowing what Mrs TSO looks like. If she’s a guy, I just might be gay too.
I leave for a couple of days (okay, the fucking plant tripped and I’m on nights for the foreseeable future) and THIS is what ya’ll get a 50+ post thread going on?
Face it, Brady looks like he’s straight out of Brokeback Mountain. I don’t care if the guy passes for 349 miles per game (although his 4-INT performance against Buffalo was truly clutch) and Papi hits 724 home runs per game (how’s that third-place finish tasting right about now?) but gardens at your desk?
And here I thought my g/f would question my manhood because I have a standard poodle and during the summer months grow herbs for cooking. Then again, we did the vegetable garden together.
So sorry, TSO–gotta go with the full-blown Erasure-loving, track lighting installing, simply faaaaaaaabulous, assless chaps level of ghey.