Ohes Noes! The hippie freaks are coming to Indy!
From their utterly piss poor website, I give you this bit of genius…
We are deploying a new tactic for the Occupation of Indianapolis. Its novel, its LEGAL and its very disruptive all at once if we do it right. The Human People Mover is a concept in which a line of volunteers will target a building or group of buildings in which the 1% operate their businesses which have caused the current damage to our society.
Several things….why do you people not use apostropies? Seriously, is it so hard to write “It’s novel, it’s LEGAL and it’s very disruptive all at once if we do it right.” Those are contractions bitches, just add that extra step in and watch the %1 quake at your grammatical genius. (Not to be confused with Martin and Bill Gramatica.)
Second of all, your (not yore, you’re, yor, ur etc.) idea is dumb. But, let’s (notice the apostrophy, which denotes “let us”) look at what else you have…
A single file line of as many people as possible will begin walking around the targeted building or buildings on the public sidewalks in as close proximity as possible to each other to form a moving barricade of constantly walking people. As long as we remain moving on the sidewalks we cannot be arrested. Remain standing in a group of 5 or more and they can take us to jail, but if we are each in motion and still together in a single file line it will disrupt regular foot traffic in the target area, making it difficult for the 1% and their minions to conduct their business.
Um, your event is on a Saturday, won’t (a contraction for “will not”) the 1 percenters be out on their yachts? Ok, but I am down with this plan, where’s all this happening?
Below is a map of the proposed route for the HPM. I have indicated target buildings in the Downtown Zone of Occupation with blue placemarks. We will make daily announcements of targeted buildings on the ground in the DZO and on this blog and associated social media pages once the Occupation begins.
Um, why would you protest the Indy Hilton? The Federal Bldg and Courthouse are closed on Saturday.
Actually, am I the only one who notes a lack of a blue placemark target building? I’ll give you one, and you’ll make it easier for me to cover you. The top righthand part of your map, 700 North Pennsylvania. Please go there. I’ll be the guy on the second floor laughing as you dirty hippies walk single file line outside my office.
OK dirty hippies, I will find you. How many trust fund babies in tie dyed shirts walking single file can be found in Indy on a Saturday? Should be easy to locate the 5 of you that show up for this asinine event.
Category: I hate hippies, Politics
if we do it right
The same people who could fuck up a wet dream, and the same group that had the Rachel Corrie Memorial Pancake Breakfast a few years back.
I’m quaking in my boots. Seriously.
Yeah, that’s (that is) real brave of them to do it on an off business day. I’m (I am) sure they did that by design, because they’re (they are) gutless and don’t (do not) want to appear that way to the other smelly hippies around the world.
I have to say that Indy was one of the best cities I’ve ever been too. I have not clicked on the link. Hipsters and hippies alike are planning to “occupy” Austin latter this week. Oh joy.
I like Indy to be honest Casey, and I definitely HATED before I moved here. Lots of open spaces, no huge traffic issues, nice places to eat/drink etc. I almost wish I had moved here years ago.
I found this gem ironic.
If you’re attending the Take Back the American dream conference in Washington, D.C. today, please join me in the Kalorama Room at the Washington Hilton for a panel discussion about War Costs: The Afghanistan War and the Price of U.S. Militarism. It starts at 2:45.
Yea how is that not giving money to the same people you are protesting?
If they really wanted to “target a building or group of buildings in which the 1% operate their businesses which have caused the current damage to our society” they’d (notice the contraction) be parading around the mall in DC.
I just looked up the criminal code for confinement in Indiana. Really hope they don’t try this and not let a child out, or they coulc be in some serious shi’ite.
Single file? Whaddaya bet they don’t get 3 steps without the accordion effect?
There’ll be millions of them I am certain.
This whole thing is so stupid I have to attend.
Sounds more like a training event. Single file, walking, target buildings not well known, it’s in Indianapolis which IIRC is second only to Gary in being supportive of Progressive causes.
Indy isn’t so bad Dave, we actually have a pretty solid GOP presence. Our current Mayor is a GOP, but he is unlikely to win (based exclusively on the number of TV commercials the opponent has running right now.)
I never watch the local news, Casey, so I’d missed that. Good thing I hardly ever go downtown…
TSO:
I lived in Indy back when Fort Ben Harrison was open. I leave it to you.
Having their march on a Saturday is brilliant, pure genius.This way they can video the entire march and have proof that nobody crossed through their line!!! Instant success … being good liberals, they are allowed to leave out the fact that the buildings were closed anyway. My gosh, like these punk ass bitches are like getting like smart, don’t you like know?
(ps: the bitches is reference to their dudes)
why do you people not use apostropies?
Is an apostropie anything like a caret cake?
Sorry, couldn’t resist. I noticed the lack of apostrophes as well.
Your title should probably have been Ohes Nose – you know the smell is going to be bad!
I have been in Indy numerous occasions on business and stayed down on the circle. Beautiful city if you don’t wander off of the main pathways. One thing is for certain, there are more war memorials there for every war until WW2. Beautiful sculptures, wonderful fountains, incredible stone work that was done, or so I was told, by German stone Masons. I’m sure the protestors will leave a good camp site.
being a bit on the dyslexic side Grammar isn’t my strong suit, but usually “legal” things are usually NOT disruptive. This “occupy [insert place]” movement is just plain dumb. even if they somehow managed to occupy their intended targets, and forced those said companies to capitulate, did they ever stop to ask “what then” I think you should go down and hand out copies of animal house. then once they read it charge them for the service of straitening them out.
*Animal Farm
No, Doc – I think you got it right the first time. The morning after will be reminiscent of Animal House.
Until the beer runs out…
Could some please come do this in my town so I can bitchslap a few dirtmunchers out of the way to conduct my business?
” . . .volunteers will target a building or group of buildings in which the 1% operate their businesses which have caused the current damage to our society.”
As #6 Bobo said, if they REALLY want to do as said above, these Smelly Hippie Freaks should get themselves to DC, and surround the Capital Building and the White House. Maybe they can make the Pentagon levitate (ancient reference and joke).
but beer is made by the corporations man, and they do it so you’re dumbed down.
Actually good side note. No Corporations, will *usually* lead to shitty alcohol (but some of the Mountain Boys here in Dub V are VERY good at what they do)
DaveO…the entire Obama administration reminds me of Otter’s line, “Hey, you fucked up–you trusted us!”
HAHA Where’s John Belushi to smash guitars when you need him?
Still dead.
Awesome can never die.
They came to Raleigh, yesterday…And they don’t know shit except how to get to Moore Square and stink up the place.
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