Fireworks terrorist plotted to attack National Mall
Glen Neff was captured by police while he plotted to launch fireworks to bring attention “to himself and issues he had with the banking industry” according to Fox News.
An officer spotted a red jeep Cherokee stopped in an isolated area of the park after it was closed.
The officer made contact with the driver, who was identified as 27-year-old Glenn Neff of Stuart, Fla., and found the vehicle to be loaded with fireworks. The Jeep had also been fitted with a turret and multiple PVC tubes from which fireworks could be shot out of.
Not surprisingly;
Officers also said they located drug paraphernalia and alcohol inside his vehicle.
Katy Perry, that chick who shoots fireworks from her ample breasts, had no comment;
Category: General Whackos
… and now he has trouble with the banking industry AND law enforcement. But on the bright side, he will now have 3 (somewhat)hots and a cot to share with big bubba, his new boyfriend. Smooth move dumb ass!
It’s a jeep. It has a turret. It has tubes protruding from it. It’s parked in an isolated spot of a closed park. This guy was nothing less than a genius. Perhaps he can land a part in the next feature produced by the Napolitano Film Company.
A Genius. That is, if by “genius” you mean the Wile E Coyote, Joe Biden type of “sooper genius”.
Well, he got the attention he was looking for. He certainly won’t have to worry about his finances or the banking industry for the next 10-20 years. 🙂
Damn it. I keep biting at this stuff. Last time, I used the link to Veterinarians Today. Just when I recovered from that stomach-emptying experience, I went and watched the video. My doctor’s appointment is at 11:00. Thanks.
Boobs… that is all.
You know what the main beef is of idiots like this who have “problems with the banking industry”?
As a rule, they think the money is on the wrong side of the vault door.
The only thing missing from the roof was the sign, with the word “Dumbshit” and an arrow pointing down to the passenger compartment.
Hey what’s wrong with Katy Perry? She’s pretty, busty, and pretty bubbly. Sure Russell Brand is a tool and not funny, but then again what hot chick celebrity doesn’t have such a “mate”. Its ammnesty preaching no talents like Lady GAGA, I can’t stand.
Shoot Neil Diamond too!