Karl Eikenberry, That Dick, grows a pair in the final days
Ring-knocker and my very first plaoon leader Karl Eikenberry, That Dick (yes that’s his full name) finally grows a pair of ‘nads in his final days as ambassador to Afghanistan according to the Washington Post;
After an upbeat speech about Afghanistan’s future prospects to university students in the Western city of Herat, Ambassador Karl W. Eikenberry added remarks that he said were “spoken from my heart.” He complained bitterly about American forces being “compared to occupiers” and being “told that they are only here to advance their own interests,” suggesting such comments could lead the United States to give up on Afghanistan.
Although he did not mention Karzai by name, Eikenberry was referring almost verbatim to harsh criticisms the Afghan president voiced Saturday and has expressed on previous occasions. “I must tell you that I find occasional comments from some of your leaders hurtful and inappropriate,” Eikenberry said.
Well, ya know what, Lieutenant Dingleberry, (as he was known around the squad bay) maybe if you’d said something like that in the early days of your tenure, Karzai might have shut up with that shit by now. Instead you just took all of it right the ass, and allowed karzai to say whatever he wanted.
But “hurtful and innappropriate” are words for pussies. How about calling him a fucking liar with his empty, third-world head up his third-world ass?
I’d have choked the little curtain-draped goat-raper by now.
Maybe the next guy will have the ‘nads to call Karzai what he is; only a sliver away from being the Taliban in the war against terror. In fact, Karzai can have all of those civilian casualties laid at his feet – if he hadn’t made hiding behind civilians an effect strategy, the Taliban never would have employed it against us to the extent they have, the little cowards.
Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Terror War
Dare I ask how LT. Dingleberry made it to State Department?
Streetsweeper: WPPA?
Everytime John mentions Ike I have to laugh. I had only one run in with him during his time in ASTAN. We were setting up an interview for Gen Abazaid, Fox and Friends I think. Abazaid had a short meeting and then he was going to do 5 min with Fox. We set the satelite up well ahead of the visit but couldn’t get a lock. My guys had done this hundreds of times. We called Texas..troubleshot etc. Abazaid comes out to smoke and I tell his PAO that we can’t get a lock. He tells me no problem, Gen A comes over, coins everybody etc and then tells me he’s been on Fox enough…no worries. My boss and a few other 06’s..same thing. No worries. Big Karl is the last to exit and chews my 03 ass for ten minutes. As it turns out they changed the satelite name without telling us. I used to feel sorta bad until all the stories about him here had surfaced. He sucks….
I agree that those who chose to make “brave” remarks when they are leaving get no kudos from me.
Duty before career seems to be all too rare among the elite.
He is a screaming pussy or this administration would not have left him in place there.
As for Astan, Karzai got elected by those dirtstomping goatfuckers, they deserve him. We don’t. We leave, and let them know the next time we come there we kill EVERYBODY and call it all good. Then it will be up to them to keep the Taliboobs and Al Quaeda in check. And if they don’t do it, we fuck them all up.
Nobody has the guts to straighten this little piss ant Karzai out. Just tell him his well paid foreign bodyguards are leaving. We will give a ride to the A-stan P-stan border and drop him off all by his self. Then we will make an announcement in the local dialect as just who is there.
The U.S. put him in power, we can remove him.
Eikenberry was the graduation speaker when I graduated CGSC in 2010. We were already stuck outside, in the rain, in ASUs (blues) and of course he was under cover. His speech went on and on and on and was basically “I’m smarter and better than you because I’m in the State Department, hahaha”. At the end, he was given an “Honorary Master of Military Arts and Sciences”…because he basically recited his entire thesis to us.
I will attend his funeral to spit on his casket as it is lowered beneath my feet!