CDC warns of zombie invasion
“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the posting reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”
I knew it was coming.
However, the CDC doesn’t tell us the important stuff – like what part of the zombies’ heads we should blast to pieces, or how much ammo we should have. They prattle on about food and water and blankets. Who needs food, water or blankets when the ghouls are feasting on my delicious and ample brains because I didn’t have enough ammo to get to a zombie-free zone?
“It’s kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign,” Daigle said Wednesday.
Yeah, let’s see how hard you laugh when your tongue is being chewed up in some undead’s cheek.
I need some more ammo.
Category: Pointless blather
“I need some more ammo.”
Yeah, well you know where to get it. 🙂
See…the stupid little FEMA chick who made fun of my zombie apocalypse scenario ain’t laughing so friggin’ hard now.
I need more ammo too, but I need a few things for when the ammo inevitably runs out.
I’ve always wanted a good gladius….
They called me crazy when I warned of this years ago but now even the gov acknowledges the undead threat!
Fox News has a slideshow and article on the “Best Car to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse.” The Chevy Volt isn’t it.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/leisure/2011/05/18/best-car-zombie-apocalypse/#slide=1?test=faces
This is where one of those well-stocked, refurbished ICBM silos comes in handy.
No, you want the high ground…out in the country…with clear fields of fire. You can’t let them close in on ya’ or they just overwhelm you with numbers. I’m thinking the Dillon Mini 7.62 would do the trick. Oh yeah…and some good NCOs to ensure the guys on Zombie watch are alert at their posts.
I am stunned, and a bit frightened. Lilyea has an odd sense of humor. Really, that’s way scarier than Zombies.
Otherwise how does he know he has delicious and ample brains?
Think about it…
Finaly Vindication!!!
Pfft… what’s the big deal?
Just send a bunch of privates led by second lieutenants to engage them. You just have to make sure there’s enough firepower to contain them so they don’t break out before they starve to, um, death from the lack of brains to eat.
You don’t want big iron for zombies. Since only headshots kill them, a .22 will suffice, has a high capacity, and low recoil, to speed sight reaquisition.
And if the bullets run out, pole arms are good–but only to break contact.
Don’t forget, you don’t have to kill them, either, if you destroy a joint, it won’t work, so kneecaps will slow them down enough to get away.
lmao, Chuck!
Finally Vindication, Yeah I second that. Check out a site called “Zombie Tools” for your cutlery. Also the range I go to has Zombie targets. The Zombie UBL one has been popular lately. Check out Zombie Targets. Hey a guys gotta practice.
Got my copy of “World Z” and “Day by Day Armegeddon” last week also. “Fuck the Revolution, Bring on the Apocalypse.”
@Zero, that was exactly what I was thinking!