Scott Ritter, perv; It’s your fantasy not mine
In case you didn’t know, former UN weapons inspector and agent for Saddam Hussein’s propaganda to the West, Scott Ritter, convicted perv, is on trial in Pennsylvania this week for a 2009 arrest when he tried to solicit sex from a 15-year-old girl trapped in a middle-aged detective’s body. The Pocono Record describes the second day of the trial;
The ticking of a clock on the wall was the only sound to be heard in a Monroe County courtroom Tuesday as jurors watched a silent, 30-minute video of former United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter first wearing just a T-shirt, and then totally nude.
Some of the seven female and five male jurors shifted uncomfortably in their seats, looked away or closed their eyes, as the webcam video image of Ritter masturbating appeared on screen.
All of the jurors sighed in relief when it was finally over.
Isn’t that kind of a perv’s dream come true? Twelve people forced to watch him polish his pickle?
Then Ritter took the stand and told the jury he knew it was a middle-aged person pretending to be a 15-year-old girl. The Albany Times-Union recounts;
Scott Ritter, 49, of Delmar took the witness stand in his own defense and testified that he believed the person he met in a Yahoo chat room in February 2009 was an adult who was acting out her own sexual fantasy of being a minor involved with an older man.
“It’s your fantasy of being 15. Not my fantasy,” he testified.
If that’s his defense lawyer’s strategy, Ritter should get a refund.
“At no time did I believe I was dealing with a 15-year-old,” [Ritter] said. “One adult is fantasizing about being an age they’re not.”
Monroe County Assistant District Attorney Michael Rakaczewski was incredulous.
“Are you serious?” he asked, bringing a swift objection from Ritter’s attorney.
See, that’s why I can’t be a juror. There’s no way I could not burst out laughing.
Thanks to Adirondack Patriot for the links.
Category: Antiwar crowd, Legal, Shitbags
That’s what happens when you hire Pee Wee Herman as your Defense Attorney.
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See, that’s why I can’t be a juror. There’s no way I could not burst out laughing.
If I get MY way you’ll eligible for congress… THEN you can laugh.
Sheesh, I keep hoping for a call to Jury Duty, Just so I can laugh. Some people have all the luck.
His defense is such a stretch. But then again, he is a liberal, and nearly everything liberals says comes out equally as stupid.
But at least he’s dropped the original defense–THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME FOR MY PRINCIPLED OPPOSITION TO THE IRAQ WAR!
Funny how Bush is gone and he’s still a pervert.
So basically Ritter was admitting to jerking off to another middle aged man then, right?
So he’s either a pedophile or gay. You gotta pick one, Scott. Either way, you’re still going to the can–and taking it IN the can.
And yet we all remember how much credibility this POS had in the news media when he was bashing Bush and bad mouthing the war. Yet, now the MSM doesn’t seem interested in covering this trial. Bastards.
What Marine 83 says!
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This why I stick to farm animals.
No, no, no, my hand just slipped, and then slipped, and slipped, and slipped again……
That sounds as credible as his defense…..except it’s true!!!
Yich, having to watch Scotty-boi beating the bishop as evidence…
Eye bleach & as much adult beverage of their choice for those poor jurors…
I’ve often wondered if Ritter’s deviancy was the reason he ‘flipped’ from being a major critic of Hussein’s Iraq to being anti-OIF. I remember him in the late nineties jumping up and down and insisting that Saddam was up to no good. His conversion always seemed to be out of the blue. I could easily see someone approaching him with proof of his proclivities and telling him that he was going to dance to their tune moving forward.
Or he could just be a d-bag. Either way, hope he enjoys prison.
So Scott Ritter wants to fuck middle aged male detectives now? Hard to say which is more perverted of his predilections…
Guilty on six of the seven counts.
Don’t drop the soap, bitch.
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article/Ex-weapons-inspector-from-Delmar-convicted-in-sex-1337962.php