Thank goodness for Ohio
Celebrity stalkers TMZ.com happened upon John Kerry partying on Nantucket with some very young co-eds Saturday night. Yes, there are a thousand limericks bouncing around in my noggin right now.
Yes, that’s a penis straw – it’s required at all Senatorial shindigs in Massachusetts;
Never does a man look so dorky as when he’s trying to be “hip” with some young girls. Yes, we all look just like this when we’re way out of our league. But, one has to wonder why someone with such poor judgment ever thought he could win the Presidency of the United States.
That sure looks a dock to me in the background of the first photo.
Wow, how simple does Kerry look? And those young ladies (?) have they any clue how stupid they look? Well, John you are so right- the limericks do come to mind, and nothing like rhyming with Nantucket!
In my best announcer voice:
”HEY GUYS! Fresh off the bus and hot and ready for you it’s “John Kerry’s Rich Girls Gone WILD”!!!! That’s right you can see semi-hot and not so hot girls hang out with the ex-presidential hopeful! Watch as John invites them back to the bus so he can “Report for Duty”!!! As an added bonus will give “Bill Clinton’s Intern Fest”! You will watch as the ex-Prez stocks the halls of Congress with a box of cigars ready to get all “Presidential” with the ladies. Both videos are just $19.95! But wait! There’s more! If you act now we will send you “Obama’s World LOVE Tour”! Watch as he snubs the troops but get’s down with Europe. You have never seen fawning like this till you see him “Go to the Wall” in Germany. Watch the French paw at him like Eliot Spitzer at a strip club! That’s it Guys! You get “John Kerry’s Rich Girls Gone WILD” and “Bill Clinton’s Intern Fest” for just $19.95 and “Obama’s World LOVE Tour” for FREE. Must 18 years or older and completely bored out of your skull to order”.
Now I got to go take a shower. I feel dirty.
Thanks, Jonn. I’ll never be able to drink those images out of my mind.
Pass the BB. He makes me ill. And, really. He does look soooo f-ing ridiculous.
Writing from Ground Zero of the 2004 election, Columbus, Ohio, I will gracefully accept the “thank goodness” for my fellow rational voters. Didn’t Kerry (who by the way served in Vietnam) say of Bush: “I can’t believe I’m losing to this idiot”?
That’s why you lost, idiot.
A.F. 5-0: Very good.
I’m sorry but, egad that man is ghastly.
It makes me ill, but does anyone really think that Bush, he of the cocaine and alcoholism, doesn’t have less dignified pictures out there?
I’m sure there are, Army Sergeant, but not from the present. Some people do clean up their act.
You all are just playa’ hatin’!
“It makes me ill, but does anyone really think that Bush, he of the cocaine and alcoholism,”
And BHO has also admitted to using cocaine, you gonna vote for him? Forget his color, I wouldn’t vote for him because he has HUGE ears. A little wind blows and he’ll be doing his imitation of the flying nun.
Is John Kerry Inehbriated??? Scared??? or both???
HAHA! Good one, Air Force 5_0!
Army Sergeant Says:
“It makes me ill, but does anyone really think that Bush, he of the cocaine and alcoholism, doesn’t have less dignified pictures out there?”
Think you’ve succumbed to “B.D.S.”, A/S. I “assumed” that you might be mimune to the disease…..However, I am known to be wrong at times.
(PSST – I do know the definition of “assume”, A/S)
*snort*
“It makes me ill, but does anyone really think that Bush, he of the cocaine and alcoholism, doesn’t have less dignified pictures out there?”
Well, there have been a lot of fabricated things about Bush, Dan Rather-call your former office-but if there were any seriously damaging photos of him, I imagine they would have found their way to the New York Times long ago. And this isn’t damaging to Kerry, just humorous.