Wolf for Congress
In case you missed it at Blackfive this weekend, we’re drafting the Mr. Wolf for Congress. Apparently, I’m the face of the “angry, white electorate” he’ll be representing. You can see Ponsdorf behind me in throng of supporters.
I swear, Sniper brewed the best Belgian White I’ve ever tasted, evidenced by my need to have a designated driver that night. I’ve had real Belgian White right from Belgium and Sniper’s was better.
Of course, I was pretty upset when Sniper gave a few quarts of stout to Jimbo and then went to bed without giving me some of the Belgian to take home (yes, Sniper passed out some out somewhere while he still had guests). So I’m thinking that I’m not going to let him paint my deck for free now. That’ll teach him.
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I think that’s me peeking out from behind the sign?
Anyway I tried all the taps he had set up and ended up drinking the Busch I brought along.
When and/or if The Sniper paints your deck I wanna be there to watch.
Bastardo! Actually I was down in the basement showing off the gym where I sculpt my washboard abs… wait, that is in the garage with the kegs. Well, I was showing off the gym downstairs and (this is totally innocent and I know this will sound wrong but…) Pondsdorf’s niece can attest to the fact that I was up much, much later.
Had you just stuck around for a few more minutes I would have sent a growler of Belgian White home with you… all of the rest of it… all two pints.
You just like the sound of “Busch” Pondsdorf. The keg of Sam Adams Oktoberfest is still there and three of my kegs are empty and a third is on its death bed. My beer stands on its own record.
As for painting Lilyea’s deck… well, I’ll have to drink the paint in order to paint his deck.
I guess I brought most of the Belgian home in my bladder.
Btw, those little spiked metal frames that hold up the candidate signs make great target holders for 24″x24″ cardboard squares.
Just sayin. 🙂
Jacobite: Don’t I know it! But a little word of advice: you probably should wait until people take them off of their lawns… at least that is what the authorities and my lawyers tell me… a bit too late.
You have to remove them from the lawn…..???? 😉