Apparently going batshite crazy on CSPAN is a family tradition
Look dude, at least when I did it I went after Murtha and Moran.
I can’t even watch the whole thing because the douchechills cut through my sweatshirt and I don’t have any other clothing I want to shred.
Now, as some of you know, I sneak in a Red Sox or Patriots reference into every media appearance I make. The last one was discussing the Snyder Phelps case when I pointed out to the interviewer from Boston that just because I opposed the Randy Moss trade to Minnesota did not give me the right to hijack her wedding to inform the guests of my displeasure. (I have since grown to love the trade.)
Now I am rethinking it. I mean, had I alleged some sort of relationship, I might have gotten some more press. For the ex-girlfriends of mine who read TAH regularly though, you need not fear. I am friends with like 90% of my exes, and hold no grudges against the others. After all, I’m the one that ended up happily married. Nonetheless, should I make up a fictional ex-girlfriend for my next interview?
I’m thinking Heidi Watney.
Just for old times sake in case you don’t know my sordid past, I give you my 15 seconds of fame.
Category: Politics
I have to admit to watching this in its entirety and was left with the following questions/observations:
1. Two years? Really? Dude.
2. Sounds to me like she wanted to be roughed up a little bit, chief…think that was why she started ploughing other fields?
3. I bet she has a tattoo above the crack of her ass that says “No Left Turn”.
4. If I had to guess, I’d say she plays a level 80 night elf druid who dances on mailboxes in Goldshire for money.
5. I’d also guess that the gap in between her teeth was earned the hard way…and no, I don’t mean inter-mural coed hockey…unless that’s a euphemism for oral sex, then yes, that’s what I mean.
ROFLMAO Claymore!!
It was either the gap or $14, and how far does $14 go anymore?
That’s funny in the Seavy vid. I hadn’t seen that before, but the last part where they said “that wasn’t in the form of a question, it was a statement” is laughable. I heard a few times where it was asked, “Who are you talking to that said their morale is low?”
Jackasses……..
This stupid Murtha/Moran video again? Camping out at political functions in order to throw out meaningless stories that are nothing but an attempt to make yourself look like a hero is ridiculous. Its like going to a fund raiser for premature babies and trying to debate someone about fuel mileage regulations in vehicles. You caught 2 men off guard at a town meetinga bout a totally different topic, hooray for tripping them up a bit.
Thanks Dick, but it was the topic, as evidenced by the fact that Moran packed the room with VoteVets and MoveOn veterans.
And I was camping out because it was next door to my law school and I had a few hours to kill.
Who is the bigger douchenozzle; the guy whining about his girlfriend being more manly them him, or Christian/Dick whining because TSO is more manly than he is?
Another thing, Christian/Dick, at least TSO got his fame from confronting a couple of scumbags, while you pine to get people to watch your video piece getting the goat treatment from your buddies.
It’s unfortunate that you not only share lineage, but a haircut.
Hey, I was there, I dont need to go to town hall meetings spouting off the stuff I heard other guys do, to try and get some attention on myself. An infantry squad leader? Youre what, mid 40’s and youre only a squad leader??
Uhm, Hey there, Dick…I’m thinking you don’t know jack. Why not shut up while you’re ahead? You see, in my mind, there are plenty of educated, degreed soldiers who could be officers and they choose not to be because they would rather be in the thick of things.
Too bad assholes like you think you’re smarter than the rest. It would suck to be you.
Hey Christian/Dick; you’re what; mid 30’s and still a jackwagon?